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>shit pic
>shit edition

2/10

first for EU

lol, someone saved that

shit

third for no sex makes me a dull boy

this fucking wifi I cant even get the number right

did you turn on a żmudzin proxy?

my ip and flag changes back to žmudzin whenever I use my phone data plan/roaming

why is gf so frigid

extremely nervous about getting pregnant even when I always reassure her and even sent a bunch of videos showing how impossible it is for condoms to break etc etc, she always jokes about it afterwards that I should hit her in belly or something or randomly asks "but we did it correctly, right"... and then says things like "i dont know how all those other couples can do it so often, I am always so nervous about it"

and I dunno even less kissing than last year, but like everything else is fine, being even more playful, enjoying each other and so on, just those sex things are colder for some reason... not sure what to do about it

and her great grandmother died yesterday in the morning so I guess I will have to be satisfied with having sex 2 times in whole 3 week vacation, maybe three if I can squeeze it out. I feel bad for her and I feel selfish that I want it when she doesnt but I feel a bit shitty for myself too

I feel like some beta loser 2bh

>having sex 2 times in whole 3 week vacation
>I feel like some beta loser 2bh
there's literally people on this board that are nearing their 30s and have still never had sex in their lives, yet even kiss a girl. you're not doing bad man

get her this? and also still use condom, cant say no to double protection

nah that wouldnt reassure her whatsoever

it is time to remove schnitzel from the premises

There is no reason why inmates shouldn't get the possibility to participate in a Carmageddon like life and death race to reduce their sentence if they win. They would love that shit and the audience would love it as well.

>remove X meme
please stop

Eat her out my dude

i unironically agree with this

i do all the time, i enjoy it, but she feels insecure about it or something saying "you dont have to do that, babe" and always pulling me back up after some lickaroo to kiss me

I heard chicks are actually very much into sex after funerals because they're looking for comfort or some shit

Well you're a normie fucking stupid faggot and should get the fuck out to Facebook cunt.

odds are against us, but with proper strategy we can handle it

yes

i don't care about who you fight and why, but please stop using the "remove X" formula to talk about it, it is stupid and unfunny

believe me or not im just as pathetic as you are, probably even more as im a lithuanian

What is love?

>has a girlfriend
>abloobloo I have it so bad :(
kill yourself nigger

baby don't hurt me

There should be GTA in a futuristic city like Megacity One from Judge Dredd or the one from Fifth Element.

Why not just a Dredd game?

> I feel like some beta loser 2bh

Because you are.

RARE

whats up?

not much, just the usual shitpostng before i go sleep.

do you also sometimes go to sleep and never want to wake up again?

youtube.com/watch?v=HGIk_e3JXLA

>Polish intelectuals
This is the future of Poland.
Im ashamed they're polish.

>do you also sometimes go to sleep and never want to wake up again?
stop watching anime

no i am dont want

>#bigbrother
not even clicking on that

wtf are you on about?

Its a whitetrash couple chimping out

gnight

night

sleep tight

how am i supposed to start a conversation with a girl i found on a dating site

please help

show girl

not yet

her interests are video games and anime

>an*me
>video games
not interested anymore

if singles I'll marry Marcel and we'll have many brown kids together.

let's make some half Sarmatian kids

ok, prepare your body

why would you marry a shitskin tho?

its marcel, hes everything and nothing at the same time

made me think

*taking off my socks with sandals*
>implying poles aren't shitskins

>*taking off my socks with sandals*
>polski striptiz

>*taking off my socks with sandals*
HOT
>implying poles aren't shitskins
are you?

Unfortunately I did not inherit those superior sarmatian swarthy genes

Btw the guy from pic rel visited Argentina
youtu.be/8iDNGVtefpI?t=11m16s

good, then we can talk.
>vidya
isn't he the same guy who was swearing in a commie protest or something?

business idea: kill the roach

yup it's him, he's from Silesia
his videos are pretty cool, right now he's in Afghanistan I think

also why don't you like brown people?

I love how shittalked India

fug, *he

so he basically makes the same show than Cejrowski?
>why don't you like brown people?
I don't find them attractive, they're usually ugly and smelly

never watched Faza, is he better than Michał "Wielka Wojna Ojczyźniana" Pater?

>so he basically makes the same show than Cejrowski?
Yeah, and he's turbocatholic and anticommunistic to the point of autism as well.
I mean he grabbed a commie flag from some embassy. He'd probably get arrested if they saw him.
>Michał "Wielka Wojna Ojczyźniana" Pater?
No idea who's that.
Faza is like a mild nacjololo, but his bydłoish attitude is what makes him entertaining.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-3NT4JjQo

basically he hitchhike around the world and makes videos on youtube
good thing I'm pale af
>Michał Pater
I couldn't stand him, Faza is kinda bydło but he's alright

>Michał Pater
Ahhh, that russophile
Yeah, fuck this guy

...

>kinda bydło

>dat pic
I giggled desu
I don't get why he sweared when he found out he was on camera? what's wrong with ''I was supposed to drink with penguins but it's impossible''?

I assume he was not allowed to be in that place and by saying that it's impossible to drink with penguins he meant just that penguins don't drink vodka

good night

good night user

why is Sup Forums so godamn dead, wake up dummies

I'm going to sleep likewise
cya tomorrow

night

kek

>I don't get why he sweared when he found out he was on camera?
Because apparently it's not exactly legal to go there, it's like a penguin reservation or something

slow night

real visegrad hours
youtube.com/watch?v=_rB-VBCNUdE

true that
youtube.com/watch?v=AW7yeT4Uno0

morning bump

hehehe

are you big into anime?

>fuck, he got hold of grenades AGAIN

wake up dummies

but I am awake

why up so early? got and exam today?

I always wake up around this time.
Have an exam coming up in a week, thankfully it's the last one.
What about you? Work?

no, summer moved my wake up time to around 5:58
i still have 1 and 1/2 of exam to go, passed one yesterday for an E so i am happy

what are you studying?

computer "science"
you?

law
finishing my first year and already feel like I've got meme'd

why did you decide to go for law? are your parents lawyers/judges? that is usually the way it goes, same with doctors
why do you feel like you've got meme'd on? do you not like it there?

I never really liked math, so I did my matura in náuka o spoločnosti and felt like law was the best of what I could go into with that.
But yeah, no one in my family is in law, so having no connections would be painful when searching for a job and that's mostly why I feel like I've been meme'd. Also, I find it a bit boring. I am considering dropping out, but have no idea where to go afterwards, so I'm just putting up with it.
Although, I'd like to work in the media, so I guess I'll stick with it until the end, probably better than studying journalism.

>law + media
sounds like a good base for investigative journalism, good luck user

>investigative journalism
yeah, that's something I can imagine myself doing
thanks user, good luck to you too

Find a brigáda as soon as possible in some law agency if you have no connections - have a friend studying law and he found one quite easily.

I'm already searching for one around my area
plus, we also have a mandatory internship as part of our later curriculum

dobry den