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extremely nervous about getting pregnant even when I always reassure her and even sent a bunch of videos showing how impossible it is for condoms to break etc etc, she always jokes about it afterwards that I should hit her in belly or something or randomly asks "but we did it correctly, right"... and then says things like "i dont know how all those other couples can do it so often, I am always so nervous about it"

and I dunno even less kissing than last year, but like everything else is fine, being even more playful, enjoying each other and so on, just those sex things are colder for some reason... not sure what to do about it

and her great grandmother died yesterday in the morning so I guess I will have to be satisfied with having sex 2 times in whole 3 week vacation, maybe three if I can squeeze it out. I feel bad for her and I feel selfish that I want it when she doesnt but I feel a bit shitty for myself too

I feel like some beta loser 2bh

>having sex 2 times in whole 3 week vacation
>I feel like some beta loser 2bh
there's literally people on this board that are nearing their 30s and have still never had sex in their lives, yet even kiss a girl. you're not doing bad man

get her this? and also still use condom, cant say no to double protection

nah that wouldnt reassure her whatsoever

it is time to remove schnitzel from the premises

There is no reason why inmates shouldn't get the possibility to participate in a Carmageddon like life and death race to reduce their sentence if they win. They would love that shit and the audience would love it as well.

>remove X meme
please stop

Eat her out my dude

i unironically agree with this

i do all the time, i enjoy it, but she feels insecure about it or something saying "you dont have to do that, babe" and always pulling me back up after some lickaroo to kiss me