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Gotcha edition

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Twinks < femboys
prove me wrong
pro tip you can't

based fuckin' thailad

but srs how big is that willy

imagine being a woman
all you need is a pretty face to get by

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Imagine having your thread upstaged by danelad

>on a diet
>literally just had chicken, egg and fruit/veg for months
>just had 2 mcdonalds double cheese burgers and 2 chicken burgers from KFC

Would personally be grimacing

*posts sue gets a temporary block for 15 minutes followed by a 3 day ban just for one single image at the start of the thread*

L E F T W I N G E X O D U S

histrionic benders out

don't want housing prices to be insane because of the chinks desu

>just finished my degree
>4 months of neetdom before i start my masters
get FUCKED wagies

can't wait for the first PMQs after parliament reopens

I hope someone literally throws a grenade at the prime minister

*farts in french*
le prout

as long as you understand the science behind counting calories then you'll be ok

8 inches x

>tfw depressed and stressed from wageying
>tfw some days im just too depressed to cook anything
>tfw been just buying cheesecakes and mini rolls and eating like them in one go

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Worked myself into a bit of a tizzy

What, you're not a millionaire?

Went on a Tinder date with a black qt last night, lads. Does this mean I'm a normie and have to leave?

The absolute STATE of antipodeans

Autism

Would love to blow a load on man mustard up this twink's arse whilst pulling his cock off.

OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEE

cook in bulk then you scruff

that's like 1800kcal which isn't really that much

>tfw can't enjoy the weekend because of the looming agony of work

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not at all
hope it was fun mate

no it just means im going to cuck you now

excuse yourself

yes
and you belong on a fucking cross for racemixing
scum

So did you shag her or just pay for her meal like a beta cuck then send her off into the night to hop on another Chad's dick?

vancouver is just a resort town now isn't it

No microwave.

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>toe cleavage

N-no this can't be happening!! I'm in c-charge here!

Why is it so expensive? Can't think of a single reason to visit Vancouver.

anime

Cleetus get the rope.

here it is

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iktf lads

Does she have da booty?

can't believe music videos peaked at this
youtube.com/watch?v=KEn3_kMAIrI

I don't have one either, stop making excuses for your laziness

the twink bf

Take my drum to England, hang it by the shore,
strike it when your powder's running low.
If the Dons sight Devon, I'll quit the port of Heaven,
and drum them up the channel as we drummed them long ago.

Neck yourself.

wew

fucking faggot. fuck off

its the same effort then as cooking then.

Is he the greatest ever?

bit rude like

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Need a DUP gf x

see
Shopping, nice natures, ski resorts, stable enough politically
A getaway for Asia.

It's actually the UK's fault, in a way. If you had retained control of Hong Kong, we never would have had the mass exodus of HKers to Vancouver, which later led to waves of mainlander immigration.

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take it easy man

five inches flaccid btw

Can easily fill an entire hotdog bun
flaccid.

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don't you get tired of looking at willies and bums and legs lads
it gets pretty sameish after a while

hope you get aids and die

OI HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AN LEGUTUMUTE REQUEST

HNNNNNG

I spent £100 on the meal and drinks and got a peck on the cheek at the end. Probably won't see her again, she's gorgeous, classy and intelligent.

lol

MUSSUS MAY

Quit posting gay shit.

Twink, post your flaccid cock

Her majesty requires every healthy nale over 18 to go and conquer and colonize

Post more gay shit

Nice going nerd

Keep posting gay shit.

need to ram my eight inch cock into his little hole

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*REQUAYST

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>autism
GET HIM JANNY

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back to /cum/ fatty

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Very interesting, wasn't expecting such diversity of answers

Stop posting straight shit
degeneracy is a spook

>attempting to thread split 80 posts deep in the new thread

simmer down you autismo

>A getaway for Asia

How the fuck is it the gateway to Asia? How? It's thousands of miles away. You've been watching Taboo haven't you?

love the latest series of orange is the new black
they're literally taking the piss

REALLY cute
want to kiss him x

I WANT A BIG DICK TOO SO I CAN BE CUTE ALSO

ITS NOT FAIR

BUSSSUS BANFELD
BUSSUS BANFELD

>went on a """""date""""

you got used for a free meal mate, it's common practice for attractive women to exploit desperate men literally for the purposes of being taken out for dinner for free

new

what are you on about
did you misread getaway as gateway

JUST