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i smell really bad buds

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take a shower

Going straight edge for me also means no coffee, it just gives me anxiety and makes my insomnia worse

>only one E3 conference today
>still manage to be the worst

ill do it tomorrow
watching fear the walking dead atm

>more sport shit

Sports games were a mistake

hope bioware goes under tbqh

EA is known as the bad guys of gaming preetty much.

Coffee is necessary for life desu

My new least favorite type of person is southern frat boy

Gas them all

Thinking about absolutely defiling a smooth skin

>n-nah?.... o-ok

hope bioware is gutted and former employees have to make shitty sports games for the swedish overlords

>feeling hungry
>open the fridge
>no food
>go back on the computer

>live stormtroopers
oh god..... no

Coffee is as necessary for life as nicotine or alcohol. for me, it only causes problems with very little reward

tfw no qt brown gf

holy fuck I want this brown girl to dominate me

i thought the empire was the white supremacist group? Why do they have a darkie as a commander

>battlefront 2

not falling for this scam again desu

can we start over?

>droid army

Ok that's pretty good

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Sports games aren't autistic enough for swedish developers

>she'll never sit on my face and play with my droid

Props on having an appropriate feels pic, you're pretty good at this kiddo

oh god she's so cute

FUCKING CUTE

Wait who is fin? Is he in one of the new star wars movies? If so I'm not buying this I don't acknowledge those movies

He's the negro from The Force Awakens.

>he didn't watch and rate the force awakens as the best star wars film

it's the black guy (played by john boyega) in the new movies i think

Rogue One was easily better

Why are Californians so short?
>tfw the tallest Californian I've ever actually met in person was a 6'4 Slav

I refuse to watch movies that were made purely to push an agenda.

Yeah I'm not buying this

The Force Awakens didn't seem to push any agendas. Surprisingly they didn't make the white protagonist fall in love with the black guy.

wait Ijustine is still """famous""""???

>75910110

>playable droids
that looks so fucking dumb

droids don't dodge and take cover damnnit, they just march up and die

>lead female
>lead black male
>lesbian character

One or two of these things I could brush off, but when they throw them all into the first of the new series it's clearly they are just pandering and that's not the type of art that I support.

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Why the FUCK aren't the using the cockpit view

they literally just did
When you started typing your post

wow...so you're all just autismposting about videogames?

fuck this shitty thread
be back later

They were making it to be clearly different from the old movies, yet still very recognizable when it comes to themes etc. So like the old movie didn't have a female lead (Leia gets pretty limited screen time all things considered) and no black lead, so they put those things in.

If anything, it was still much too similar to the old movies and it all felt too familiar.

kys

Is that all it takes to get rid of him?

Reminder:
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Guys I got myself into a bit of a pickle
This super autistic gay guy is trying to make a move on me just because I'm nice to him. I mean literally autistic (I think), he spazzes out all the time and has a really weird walk and gets autist rage

How do I kindly turn him down

introduce him to ur gf

Insinuate that you have a gf, mention that you're going to hang out with your long distance gf or something.

Say no

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the state of mexico

This is good
I've already lied to other people here about having a gf

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the state of canada

>boba fett and darth maul helping each other out on a mission
that's some PogChamp shit right there

Cant comprehend that my peers all have sex regularly desu
In high school I assumed everyone was a virgin because I never got so much as a hint that anyone was banging so i never tried myself. Then it turns out almost everyone banged in my class

How do you even get a girl to agree to let you put your peen0r in her?

having a baby boy in 4 months, pretty excited tbqhwyfam

>boba
>not jango
ea knows nothing

talk to them and if they like you you can make sex

Name him Larry

ill miss you bud

>rey got BTFO in 5 seconds

I've talked to multiple girls who liked me and all it does is make them not like me immediately.

I can see maybe kissing but sex seems so weird

sounds plausible

some of us are destined to be loners friend

Why

her womanly body couldn't handle war

it's not weird
once she has her tits out in front of you it'll all come naturally
it's instinctual

name him James

>What did you think
>not bad
>this man was paid by EA to shill and this is all he has to say

if I start playing fifa and madden will I be normal?

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nah

I haven't been frequenting here in well over a year so we probably never talked desu but I'll miss you too

wanted a family

maybe for a middle name

it's a based name desu

wanna go to cologne to play star wars, user?

Only if you spend $1000 on packs every month

>goldenboy
Goldenboy? is he like the cousin of the golden one?

is it done

can I go jerk off now

My friend's gf has a cute friend, buds
I think I might ask her out

do it

is she asian?

user you will miss their shitty licensed ip mobile game

It's doomed, just accept fate

ea was worse than i expected

how do you from this

What's doomed?

What is your favorite anime /cum/?

Are you me?

Literally grasping my cock right now, ready to open incognito tabs

I hope it's sim city mobile 2 DLC

to this

Kind of starting to hate how Disney is whoring out star wars

I mean, neither are anything special. Not sure what your point is

eh still better than anything cuck lukas has shat out the past 30 years

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How does she figure that hair + glasses look good in any way shape or form

Top girl is cute and I want her to sit on my face
Bottom girl is not cute and I don't want her smelly cooch anywhere near my face

>uncle calls me
>dont answer
>leaves a message
>says he was calling just to talk
>says how I don't call him
>everybody tells me how he talks for hours on the phone all the time

I'm not calling him back, I hate talking on the phone