What would euros think if these rolled down their street?

What would euros think if these rolled down their street?

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that the owner is compensating for something.

Some senile old fart has bough new car

stop spamming this

Russins love SUVs and stuff like that. Anybody who has got enough buys them.

wet pants from grills no chryslers aka freedom mobiles since 80s

some upper middleclass fag in my city drives a similar car.
it has a Canadian flag on it.

We would look at them because they are very rare and wonder how they can drive on our narrow roads.

>it has a Canadian flag on it.
why do they do this?
at airports i've seen a lot of bags with canadian flags

"hope the driver doesn't mow me down"

Npr had an article about this.
They said that Czechia is running a PSA about why not to drive SUVs.

>What would euros think if these rolled down their street?


ohh nice! Gustav Bjenjiczk iz bringing another load of money to gasoline station!

So everyone knows they aren't American.

"oh look some nigg.. I mean rapper/famous black person is in town"

Only new money uncultured fucks like SUVs

"those are big cars"

>Escalade is supposedly to compete with Luxury Euro SUVs
>still uses cheap plastic parts from the Chevy Tahoe

That's why they don't buy.

disgusting, oversized vehicle

This is basically a copy of my post.

Probably someone with a small dick. Or the president of the US. Or both.

>Compete with euro Luxury SUVs

Wat

Lincoln and Cadillac were first to the full size suv market

The point is for the price you'll be paying and how GM brands the car as "Luxury". The car shouldn't have this type of shit in their interiors like cheap plastic and fake wood.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lnwi14c4-dY

why can't americans make a good looking interior? is it that fucking hard???????????????????

Tbh even mexicans hate or disdain american cars like if they were some chinese shit, even the Chevy Aveo is considered a tombstone on wheels and their "luxurious" cars are for fucking tacky norteños who dont know anything better

Thats just ugly m8

>Fake wood

Nice meme

You have to sit in them, they are legit a sanctuary inside

My problems really is how the fuck they're gonna compete. You don't see shit like that on a Range Rover or G-Class.

Some president from either a 3rd world country or USA

Looks like it was taken from a fucking Transformers movie.
Are all Americans manchildren?

Rovers and g wagons are full of plastic?even the S class has a plastic dashboard

>German luxury car interior
>Plastic doors
>Plastic dashboard


w e w

All i see is leather and wood.

The dashboard is plastic vinyl

>buying somehing big even if you don't have the use for it
>big, shiny 4x4 you'll never go offroad with
>"please be careful, I don't want any marks on my UTILITY vehicle I only use to transport groceries"

Typical americans

Ive been inside the Ralph Gilles Cherooke, the Tahoe and that other GM SUV with a mouhtains name that is expensive as fuck, they all feel cheap and poorly designed, i rather dorve a fucking Lada than a polyleather or low quality leather shitfest, just leave car designs to the Germans, the 2017 Jetta from me mum is way comfier and efficient

Nothing, you just honk because cars like these are as large as our roads and they're a pain in the ass.

Nigga it's all finished in leather.

youtube.com/watch?v=UCz9_px6JRk

They have a legitimate reason to be worried about damaging their "utility 4x4" trucks, theyre so poorly made that they can actually break by turning around the corner

Don't bother. Yuros and spics don't understand freedom.

>Cars designed for fleet use have so so interiors

Wow im surprised
>Maybach

200k for quilted leather on the dashboard, much impress

The base s class still has tons of plastic in the interior

If i remember correctly they're even hand made

The Escalade literally outsells both

youtube.com/watch?v=JRk21_05bdM

Yes, the raw thing is plastic, the point is how you finish it.

Where?

Yes.

The thing is even mid range American luxury cars have full leather interiors


The Escalade outsells both in the US

This.

'Probably the ambassador or from Uganda' would be my first thought.

No one buys American car brands except for Ford and those Ford models are made for the European market, even produced in Europe.

Small penis or some retarded car a rich guy bought his wife so she could feel 'safe' when driving i.e. anyone she crashed into would die instead of her.

And yet they throw in cheap plastic parts from other models. The euros don't do that.

Also it sells in US i know, what about worldwide?

Tbf lots of dictators and kangz uses S-Class.

>Best selling luxury car- Tesla
>Best selling sports car - mustang

Cucked by big burger dick

>Ugly plastic
Micro dick and not compensating it properly

micro penis

It wouldn't fit down tiny yuro streets

That they fell for the american car meme

Also this

People who say folks that drive these cars are compensating are themselves compensating for not being from a country rich enough where these are commonplace.

its really quite extraordinary.

Some ambassador

I don't have anything against SUVs but these particular models are ugly and an SUV should be a practical vehicle, not luxury

Some new money housewife is driving her car down the road

I'd drive a shitty VW Polo or something if I had to choose from one of those stupid American fatass family container ships and a soulless german pollution box for pensioners and homosexuals

We don't even have those here

All this time I thought these were fake

>He drives a big car'' HE'S COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING AHAHAH SMALL PENIS''.
Is this what manletts tell themselves when they see someone tall than them?

But Manlets are the ones buying these cars.

I have to buy those because I'm too tall for small cars. Which sucks because I like small fast Japanese cars.

Doesn't even fit in my street.

Do you need a bus or big truck driver license to drive them?

No

Someone was stupid enough not to buy a range rover instead

those things would be knocking down traffic lights on both sides of the road at the same time

WE FLY HIGH

No one can top Japanese luxury

Get honestly annoyed at them holding up traffic and adding even more potholes to the roads with those monstrosities

>tfw my parents drove a F350 diesel around the city when I was little because we rarely went camping

Also bring the Twingo to America.

You can buy a 1992 Twingo if you want

Since its debut this interior picture has always made me feared as I have a serious coulrophobia

I have a 2013 Chevy Malibu (that I got for $4,000 because my parents paid for half of me and my siblings first cars and I actually bought it from them), so that's not the best trade.

the chance that Renault, or Peugeot, or Citröen or any other old timey euro manufacturer decides to go and modify their entire cars to meet American safety requirements, then make them go through the certification process, and then make them compete with old, already established, Japanese and American manufacturers is... well...
you're better off hunting for 25 year old cars to save yourself that hassle

Awe and shock, my brain wouldn't be able to compute what I'm seeing

I don't care that much about it, I just think it's cute.

American Dream coming through.
That's how we recognize spoiled assholes and shit drivers.

Retards at Detroit are complaining about us not buying their cars but in reality they have never ever even considered developing reasonable cars that suit our ninja labyrinth streets

Id wonder why someone would have this kind of car since they seem too big to be conveniant.

Escalades are massive

This

Same goes for Europe. Somehow americans fail to recognize this.
Also, americars turn like shit. Unlike japanese cars that are togue purebred.

>PVC "leather"
Right

A porsche Cayenne is more common than that piece of shit m8

The germans and brits tho

So if I'm driving my Miata I must be compensating for huge penis.