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The /brit/fast club edition.

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ok

real thread is here

hate this fucking german cunt making every thread

>already at bump limit

the family x

football yank

>Polled higher than literally (LITERALLY) ever single poll conducted during the two years he's been leader

Is it fair to say that polls are completely worthless?

need a bf

Hung parliament is my porn name

You are in the French Republic

just graduated uni and plan on killing myself before the end of the month

>tfw you make a new post not long after a new thread get linked and the stock value of your post plummets instantly

it can effect the valuation of a post 40, 60, even 100%

pozzillo was my porn name

Would feel really uncomfortable having an extremely attractive gf. Would much rather have an average (but cute) gf with a very nice personality :3

>Probs won't get killed just doesn't look pleasant. Never even been to London would rather visit there 2bh
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE POSTING RORKE SHIT

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO LONDON YOU SHELTERED LITTLE CRETIN

dont care, worthless attention seeking cunt. do it tonight

I thought I'd do that after uni but I didn't haha

>ywn go to an American high school in the 2000s and date a qt emo girl and have your first kiss listening to this song
youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw
LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING

>extremely attractive gf.
very mild sexually.
avoid.

Best case you go for 4s, 5s or 6s.
They are FILTH but not so much filth that they've been with over 5 lads (like 1s 2s and 3s).

i am the football yank

90% of londoners have only been to two places

london and bangladesh

glad :]

you arrive in La Rochelle...

nobody cares

G'day cobbers
-Sincerely, the Australian colonies

I reiterate:

If anyone would like to meet up on Canada Day, I will be at the park in Hastings, Ontario all afternoon, fishing on the west side of the river down by the gazebo.

In the ensuing chaos after the fireworks we can go nipper tipping.

>not pictured: truck of peace speeding towards you at 90mph

soon
no reason for me to stick around 2bh

I am the football yank

Gonna buy some levis

Survation got it right

rather visit St. Petersburg myself

seems nice

Ummmmmm sweetie there is this place called the north you might have heard of it xxx it's hundreds of miles away from London. If I'm going to travel that far I might as well go abroad instead of some third world shithole

>wahh i'm so sad i'm going to kill myself i swear pay attention to me
fuck off dont care

you like grimes?

Would rather visit Moscow t.b.h

Sick of runtoids saying white nationalism is violent

got an electric shock brushing my hand pasted the plug socket lads

plug wasn't even on ffs

>you will never go skateboarding
>you will never go to your friend's pool party
>you will never go to prom
>you will never have spring break
>you will never have thanksgiving dinner
>you will never have a chilli cheese dog
>you will never have a southern belle call you darlin'
>you will never go to a superbowl party

You arrive in Paris

the utter state of the yoo ess ehh

youtube.com/watch?v=_j9nFced_eo

it is
friend lives in the old town (pic) and pays a whopping 400 euro/month for 24m^2

Love the place :). Bay of Biscay is best France

twitter.com/britainelects/status/873674408224862210

whoa

change.org/p/winston-theresamay-to-resign-no-to-the-the-democratic-unionist-party-dup-postmanpratt1

they were bullied for being generous and even they didn't say 41%.

SCENES.

cheers

yep, u?

>>not pictured: truck of peace speeding towards you at 90mph

made a simple yet tasty dessert lads.. put some almond butter on some dark chocolate and sprinkled it with a bit of salt...

bumped my head today and am worried about the long term consequences

@48
Don't address me

Immediately after Brexit Scottish independence support was over 50% but it hasn't been since.

There's a lot of hubbub immediately after an election.
That result is likely due to the horror stories of the DUP being spread about.

you arrive in Paris...

Reckon social bias sways the polls slightly left pretty consistently due to intolerance for differing views from the left wing community. Small percentage of people says they'll vote left but actually votes right.

>306 posts

fuck off

lets get google to start using the captcha services to solve crime and to detect terrorists

yeh c:

you're clearly trying to get attention so fuck off. actual suicidal people don't do this.

I want an anglo bf

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>tfw no qt french gf

;__;

I'm not poor you fucking cunt. I literally moved to a new city yesterday and have no contacts and no idea where to find said contacts.
Sorry for calling you a cunt, I just really would like to smoke a joint.

will I do?

thoughts lads?

thought you might ;x

nice thanks

Bonjour. Oui oui Deux pain s'il vous plaît

Someone threw piss in Lauren Southern's face

You arrive in Rhyl.

Weed is for niggers. White men drink.

tfw i regularly go skating with my friends and smoking weed with the guy who owns the skate park
feels good, dude

why are almost all the people in the reddit meetup pics white

>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never win over SNP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>>Corbyn will never breach 45%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

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Unironically know a girl from Rhyl.

only white people are awkward enough to go to online forum meetups

again?

good night lads :)

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x

The old whitey looks so uncomfortable. Racist.

bon apetit

dont get it

bonne nuit mon ptit chou chou x

LOVE the bangles

youtube.com/watch?v=FGvEm1Bq3wM

You know what else will throw it's own waste at you? Chimps.

>terrorist murders helpless elderly British woman in broad daylight.jpg

How horrible

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youtube.com/watch?v=wfhcqYg5Ld8

*offers up my belly*

I like THICC but those proportions are ridiculous

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*suckles a teat*
thank you mother

doin a howl

*rubs belly*

you exit the train
your destination: faversham

the flak corbyn got for staying as leader as the party crumbled around him
turns out may is just as retarded