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Bubblers edition

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Water fountain*

This ain't /brit/ faggot

who will buy a drink for me, your messiah

>the fucking degenerate retarded kid who put his lips right onto it

they actually call these bubblers? :/

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That's what my parents up north call them.
Also ATMs are TYME machines.

Yes in the great state of Wisconsin

That's a water fountain

>TFW NO GF
JUST ASKED A GIRL OUT YESTERDAY, AND SHE SAID "I'M GOING TO BE OUT OF TOWN THAT DAY :("
JUST FUCC MY SHIT UP FOREVER, FAMILIES

My life would be better if I knew how to drive but I am too traumatized after surviving 3 crashes, 2 caused by my mom at a young age

motorcycle then!

i'll tell you a secret.
i'm terrified of the dark, and of heights. i get a cold sweat and heart palpitations every time i have to experience either.
i know i can't function in life without being able to do both, so i do them anyway.
the fear hasn't gone away, but i manage

i'm sure you can too

darkness cant kill you and heights can be avoided

ITS NOT THE SAME

I can probably afford a car, but not a bike

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>darkness cant kill you
its not the darkness, it's what's in it that's the problem

Wish I had a qt female stalker.

things can and do often lurk in the darkness.
i've been driving for a long time, and the only accident i've been in has been some assface backing into my parked car

You can't even see what's in it, SO HOW CAN YOU EVEN DEFEND YOURSELF??????

>walk up to girl
>"hey, do want to get coffee sometime"
did this and it works
don't tell anyone

fucking chinks stealing /ourgirl/

thats not baby

Just finished every Monogatari series that has been released to date, lads.

What a fun ride, I don't know why I had never bothered watching the Monogatari series until now, but I was really missing out. For some reason, I kept putting it off for a super long time, but I should have watched it long ago. Especially Bakemonogatari, easily one of the best series I've ever watched, along with the rest of the first season. Obviously afterwards it went downhill a bit, that much is to be expected, but it still remained entertaining enough for me to be looking forward to when new episodes series are coming out.

Overall, highly recommend. And if you're too impatient to watch all ~90 episodes, then at least watch Bakemonogatari (only 15 episodes). I swear, literally every single fucking grill is best grill.

MongoloiDS

I bought the first book
does the show cover all the books?

What the fuck even is that shit, jap cartoons about little girls?

Just do what my grandpa did and never, ever drive sober.

p good advice

>wanting to associate with normie girls

Being afraid of the dark is just a phobia (unless you're a grill who was assaulted at night or something, which I doubt you are), which is not the same category as a relatively reasonable fear of car crashes.

just get a regular bike then, like the honda ones or a scooter. they're only 5k retail

Tons of soldiers and prisoners develop a fear of the dark after coming home. It's not the darkness but people who are use to putting their guard up get very anxious about darkness.

oh, and I forgot to mention an important side note: god damn does Monogatari have god-tier OPs and EDs

Why do we let things like this live?

*reads motorcycle handbook*

fuck western society

proposed to my dad that we start a liquor store business and he shat all over it

I've only gotten past the third episode of bake where they release the snail girl

Picked it up while I had a headache so I must not have enjoyed it as much, but I also couldn't keep up with the speed of the subtitles and the cool effects/art changes it had

>M1 liscence is only valid for 90 days.

FUCK.

*stops reading motocycle handbook*

Hola

business idea: kick the CHIs and tourists out of southern california/southern nevada and establish a new state of deseret

We're all going to make it

what do you you think the percentage of white people would be in the united states if the entire west coast and southwestern states seceded? I think it would go up a good 15%

bidniss ideeuh; sell malt licka on the street corner

business idea: buy malt liquor at the gas station and drink it

how should cum prepare for asian century?

Coworker gave me a cigar for my two year employment anniversary today

Caraa

*rubs one out*

actually weighed under 180 for once wow

i'm going to graduate school, where asians fail because they're not actually smart

hello californian

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tripcodes aren't necessary when flag extensions are around

if i went out with this girl

and she didnt text me

means she doesnt like me right

i didnt text her because i was busy

I REFUSE to enable flash

better be stem or your wasting your time

how come /cum/ never gets any gets

i'm literally going to be a physics PhD before you learn how not to jerk off to anime

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Maybe, only way to know for sure is to ask her out again and gauge her reaction

me

I hope its quantum physics, or else your wasting your money

>american dubbing
youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwwuy1aLkE

And a couch is called a Davenport

maybe he should have looked at better jobs outside his hometown.
i only know a handfull of physics PhDs and theyr'e all fabulously successful

boi, you have no idea what you're talking about.
all physics nowadays is quantum.
what are you thinking?

you mean a chesterfield

he really didn't look hard enough. My pops is a physics PhD and hes been constantly employed

oh boy I hope for your own sake you are studying quantum chromodynamics or else you are wasting your life

rate this gook outta 100

3

74

did I miss something?

i literally am, cumshot
i'm also studying quantum computing

>tfw you wanted to be a mathematicians, but didn't want to be a university professor

why is /cum/ so barren

like where is everyone

We haven't moved to /bant/?

I miss that show

come join /brit/ instead

excited for breakfast tmr.

are you the hospital user evolved?

what even is the point of /bant/? it's just Sup Forums with flags. japanese moot keeps adding more random boards.

those paper wraps are toxic and will give you cancer

still /suffering/

why? whats there? I am not even brittish :(

my ex sms'd me "thanking" me for telling her i was only interested in her mediocre nudes, because i thought she was too vapid a whore to be worth my real life time
i said "fuck off" and she did

did i mess up? i don't think i'm going to be getting anymore nudes from her. would it have been worth it?

more canucks and yanks post there than here t.b.h.

it's like cum but faster and more brits

I bet you have never tasted blue moon ice cream

No, just drop her cold.

it astounds me how anyone thinks EoC combat is anything but garbage

maybe to keep all the shitposts there instead of here

bro. i'm reading about how to drive a motorcycle as we fucking speak.

i might go scuba diving. i'm a fucking madman.

pop, not soda
chesterfield, not couch
parkade, not parking garage
runners, not sneakers
city centre, not downtown
shopping centre, not mall
gas bar, not gas station
registry, not DMV

any questions

I think it was an attempt to fix Sup Forums

yeah some of these are wrong. what part of Canada are you from?

wtf is a chesterfield

it's too late, my boi
"fuck off" was pretty much the end as far as i know.
maybe she'll come crawling back in a few months like usual

the sexual gratification was nice. i know i'll miss that

pic related
alberta

>pop
>runners
>centre
>gas bar
>registry
>the HAMLET of canada

>cumshot
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aspies like you are the reason i wanted to switch my major out of engineering
it's nothing but immigrants and neckbeard redditors

>>tfw you wanted to be a mathematicians, but didn't want to be a university professor
i know a few math majors and all except one switched to math from some engineering discipline; i think math is kind of a meme

>alberta
shit me too.
some of those are still wrong though.

>american """""""english"""""""'