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Ive gotten to the point where Im awful at every single video game I play

delet

Isn't that exactly why they make Telltale """games""" and mobile """games"""?

Yes there are plenty of game for people without fingers

cum haha

drumpf

are there any real ways to fix the nigger race? the problems it has is becoming to big and too many lives and property are destroyed

>black people don't have jobs
Makes sense

If Puerto Rico becomes a state I should move there and buy a ton of land

I hate the word vibe now

real thread boys

Blacks seem to think breeding with anything that isn't black is a good idea, it's like they knowingly reject themselves.

you're crashing my vibe, dude

I just realized something
>cara de huachinango
>Cara
Whoa

Cara means face in spanish

Thats why cara delaverga is a funny joke

I shall accept defeat

>delivering pizza
>car with 4 girls pulls up next to me
>girl in passenger says "hey bitch"
>once I look over at them they all start cackling
>get the green arrow and turn

why are girls such cunts? why must they toy with my confidence during my quest for a gf? what bothers me is that just from looking at me they thought they could get away with saying that to me. fuck. fuck. fuck why must i be autismo?

Trumped

Mia Khalifa blocked me on twitter wtf, I was just DMing her a little

mira aqui manoplas

Do I look like I understand how to speak Hot Sauce?

>"Reality Winner" is a person´s name in america

why

tell me it is a weird name even for americans pls

my edition was way better tho

Why didn't you just shoot them wtf?

so this.... is the power of the flyover gf

Doesn't mean much in the end does it Hillary? :^)

Summer has been really good lads. Hope yours is too.

Zannydoblogramplumberpumf DRUMPF

>female genocide when?

what the... ?!

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Play Morrowind, it's basically a table top RPG with 3D graphics
Very little actual skill involved, the game is more about crunching numbers and trial and error than juking your opponents 2bh
As long as you're not a brainlet and you're willing to invest a few hours into figuring the game out you can't possibly be bad at it

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>tfw LITERALLY a white county

Montana confirmed for the best state.

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>not Maine

would you accept me in your neighborhood

Maine is literally just Canada: United States version

>instakill bosses

shit game, would not fund

No but I would accept you if you were in a different neighborhood and were a coworker

maybe if you were mowing my lawn.
ha. ha. ha.

ahem

If you question your sexuality gimmie a Hell Yeah

what?

Reminds me of something that happened to me a few days ago
>Speeding down the street as usual
>Reach a road that intersects a highway
>Light turns yellow just a couple seconds short of me being able to clear it
>Hit the brakes
>Car stops right in the middle of the pedestrian crosswalk
>Homeless Asian man begging for change on the sidewalk nearby starts laughing and gives me a thumbs up when I look at him

>the municipality of the northeastern seaboard

What the fuck Minnesota

I wouldn't want you as a neighbor but I wouldn't mind working or spending time with you getting shitfaced

Scots are something else

All people are welcome to this neighborhood.
I just like forests in maine more desu

They have a lot of people who trace their lineage to Sweden

i wouldn't go out with someone gay tbf

I'm not gay though

wtf you fucking homophobe

>not gay

Prior to what?

the older brother is having a party in backyard and got the younger brother drynk. the younger brother is now in his room on /cum/

questionable 2bf bud

try masturbating and tell me if you suffer from burning penis syndrome while drunk

>talk to Scot
>So me manager says tae me that I was lazy, and as-laat, "Naw am-ur-nay!
>This pub is heavin, ye canny even get movin.
>That lassie is pure reekbeek lad
I cannae speak Dwarvish lad

yeh scottish people are nuts. when I was in glasgow it was quite a riot. someone warned me about getting glassed by neds down east side, apparently I ended up in east glasgow somehow because I was by celtic park, walked all the way back toward the other side. I was probably a bit too drunk. Fun times

When you ascend to the realm of bicycle, the bender vs straight debate becomes meaningless, and the infinite spectrum of booty opens up to you like the legs of every man and woman who crosses your path

Also nobody dates you at all and if they do they become incredibly insecure and eventually break up because they're incapable of comprehending the ability to like two things at once

negative

>burning penis syndrome

>I like duds, but Im not gay

>neds
Isn't that just the scot term for chav?

y'all never experienced this?
it's like you constantly have to pee for 1-2 hours despite their being no pee
worst feel
need an icepack on my dick to relieve the feeling
now i just don't masturbate if i get drunk

Gay guy I went to school with told me homos think bi-benders are a bunch of fakers.

Dated a couple bi girls tho and they were alright. Never quite worked out on getting their friends involved, was a bit disappointing.

Factually accurate statement

Basically. I did see some, didn't bother me tho.

Yes they do think that

And girls don't like you because they think you're a big fucking faggot for liking guys and aren't satisfied by poos poos, vice versa for faggots

The only really secure and stable relationship I've had is the one I'm in now because he's also bicycle

>Im in a relationship with a dude, but Im not gay

bisexuality is a fucking meme. My sister is going through that phase now and dating another girl while my parents are on suicide watch. she insisted to me she only intends to marry a man, but she will date girls.

Bisexual women are just exploring what all women naturally feel, some more than others.
Bisexual men don't exist.

Stop giving it attention, faggots crave that.

just made a ban worthy thread

I wanted to clarify something but I failed to realize that nobody in /cum/ has serious conversations anymore

Sounds frustrating

Still a fan of your original biological gender?

been fappin to both since middle school

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On Sup Forums?

bye felicia

good post

Guys are not hot. You guys are just gay and in denial

no. I probably won't get banned for it

Very

Yes I am still attracted to both genders

AHHHH meant to post the bigger size one

same but I don't consider myself attracted to men

cant say Im surprised a brit has gay porn saved

good point you just convinced me

you mean not attracted to a certain type of man

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it comes on all windows 10 pcs in britain kinda like how apple includes that u2 album on macbooks

no I find m/m kissing like to be revolting but am not offput by m/m fucking with dicks flopping everywhere

Sometimes want to buy a Jeep and go camping in the mountains and stuff but only when I've done a little drinking

When I'm not drinking I just want money and racecar stuff

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man if you like dudes you are just a faggot

no around it desu

that's what i mean
i'd fuck a twink but i wouldn't fuck a bear (that's gay bro)

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