Be me

>be me
>cute american exchange student arrived some months ago
>in my group I speak english very fluently so I usually talk with her a lot
>go for some drinks tonight
>she gets in the mood
>me too
>go to hotel
>start undressing and so on
>"Do you eat ass?" she ask
>I ask myself what the fuck is she talking about
say "yes" and bite her glute
>"No dummy, I want you to lick my anus"
>mfw this dum slut wants me to lick her poophole
>mfw no face
>tell her I don't
>"Umm why not, my gf at home did it all the time"
>"No bitch I am not licking your shithole are you fucking retarded?"
>gets angry, just have boring missionar sex

what the fuck is wrong with amercans??? do americans really lick each other's assholes???

also I just cucked on of you co-nationals lol

pls respond

Please kill yourself, normalfag.

Ok

>being an angsty virgin on a saturday night

I know a black kiss is disgusting but at the same time i feel its very normal

At least it was clean?

> I bite her glute

hhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha

Why is she crying? It's a qt girl. I want to comfort her.

Maya'd

Fuck you, cunt.

I would literally sell my taco warehouse just to get a girl that wants to get her ass licked.

How is it normal to lick a girls asshole? what kind of beta does this?

I don't know if it was clean because I didn't even smell it, why would I smell it???

Its Sunday

ItS SuNdAy

I think it's normal. Normally you would take a shower first though

That was incredibly rude and uncalled for

go back to facebok normie

muh sekrit club

Its only smellz

>he doesn't eat ass

lol what a fucking faggot lmao

ackshually it doesn't smell like anything if she is clean and showers before doing it.

What are you doing here, faggot? Go back to Facebook.

2bh OP did the right thing. Who the fuck would put their mouth near someone's asshole without them showering first.

it smells kinda like earth actually

Didn't know Spics actually have dignity, this actually increased my respect for you.

If you don't eat ass or pussy how do you please women???

An integral man must know all the ways of pleasure

Yes that is how we say hello in the USA.

I would have said, "Obviously this isn't going to work out" and left immediately. Why waste time having sex if she's not even going to be that into it?

You could have spent that time finding another American girl to fuck.

>having casual sex
repent user it is not too late