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Poonime

getting involved

titties

smart anime

not autistic just like anime, simple as

coming out of my cage

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shirt is covered in wank stains

about time i had a shower

waheyyy

phat bums

fucks sake mum rented out my arsehole while I was at uni

having a go

taking a chance

Is it really autism if you know you're autistic? This question has followed me my whole life

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZxIin_c_hYI

>didn't buy ETH at $160 because I had "missed the boat"
>now $350

Yea autisum is one of those things where you know you have it

been up since 4
mental

tehehehe

Time for the highlight of the week; the sunday morning wank sesh

You arrive in Bradford

>see dream job opening
>Location : London

Ah yes, shan't be barely scraping by on a £40k salary, no shared accommodation for me.

Hi. I'm an arse

*spews liquid poo right into your gaping mouth*

literally a wanker

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You arrive in Newport

Uncle drove through Bradford once. Said he didn't see a single white person and it was a bit scary.

>celts backstabbing anyone but other celts

i walked through Whitechapel yesterday and had the same experience.

took acid yesterday - was fucking cool. The road was curved and people looked like orcs and shit

glad I don't have a pass because failing the captcha now and then makes consider if my post is really worth posting

40k is well livable in most of London

>Met police release pics of fake suicide belts worn by attackers

don't get why this is a big news story...

Trip to London when I had to go through Heathrow did more to change my entire worldview than a million imageboards or wanky youtube videos ever did. Wasn't really political before then.

salutations plebian

i'm on a mealy mouthed 28k and i save 1k per month in London.

which toad is this

where the fuck is my clover

>Sup Forums pass user

sort your fucking life out m8

Maybe living in a muslim sharehouse in some pleb area of london a 2 hour commute away from your central london office

No thanks runt

Ah ok so it is showing (I'm a phoneposter)

Imagine someone paying for a cuck pass

You're never living in central unless you're a literal millionaire anyway
Besides it's a pretty easy commute

May I ask what do you do for a living lad?

Right? It's all part and parcel of living in a big modern city.

can somebody explain this meme please? x

Stay mad captcharunt

don't want jez to blow it

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but I'm not a 21 year old grad anymore runt, I can't live in a sharehouse, and I'm not putting my entire life savings towards some shitty runt terraced house in east london

Shan't

dont understand why the lads thought it'd be hilarious to see prostitutes once they picked me up one night
not only am i gay, it was scary too

I think some other general (the hungarian one?) is also called it? No idea

BASED GEORGE OSBORN

NORMAN SAW ON ENGLISH OAK
ON ENGLISH NECK A NORMAN YOKE;
NORMAN SPOON TO ENGLISH DISH,
AND ENGLAND RULED AS NORMANS WISH;
BLITHE WORLD IN ENGLAND NEVER WILL BE MORE,
TILL ENGLAND'S RID OF ALL THE FOUR

Yea probably for the best then

ready for Boris?

might buy a caravan off the travellers and just live wherever the fuck for as long as I can before being chased off by the council or whoever

yes

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS

hope the gardai arrest you

IT'S HIS TURN

I know but I was hoping somebody here would get the meaning. Don't want to ask the Magyars in case they bully me

something strange i've noticed recently is that the UK is mostly a white country

the british media would have me think otherwise

fucking hate gypsis so much the local park is literally unuseable

Asians per square mile:

Bradford: 986
London: 2490
Newham: 9578
Tower Hamlets: 13696

people in Australia live in sharehouses well into their late 20s

what dose

someone pleast post the apu singing to a mic
thanks

This reminds me of a certain politician though it does not come to my mind...

It's all so tiresome

Wales Scotland and NI are overwhelmingly white, England is very white too overall, london however is not

there ye go m8 xoxo

why do germans like the EU so much

Why are muslims building their enclaves in places with "ham" in the name? A subconscious desire for the forbidden?

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cor he proper fucking hates her doesn't he

literally just because she gave him a shit office

student

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We're still about 85% white, but lefties cry if we don't stuff blacks and pakis into every bit of media

We're literally 3% black but they want a black James Bond and need to give blacks all the prizes at their shitty award ceremonies, it's all VERY patronising to minorities

thanks Hans xxx

if you ever have the time look up when moggs came north to visit south shields
poor brave fucker

because they own it

it's revenge for WW1/2

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+5)
CON: 39% (-3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

(via @Survation / 10 Jun)
Chgs. w/ GE2017

Going to have to go through government vetting lads

Hope they don't find anything haha x

yank gun gf when

thanks la xxo
rude

Fuck me this Monkey Madness quest is hard lads

time to rhythmically expel reproductive mucus

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40003514

wtf at this

If you watched British media you would think it was a majority minority country, pretty much every newscaster is swarthy, meanwhile where I live you step outside and half the people are blond blue eyed

hate my life
hate myself
wish I was dead
simple as

I'd let her yank my gun if you know what i fuckin mean cocksucker

Civil service?
BBC? Just found this out about the BBC the other day btw it's pretty weird I thought. And then we take the piss out of russians and RT

still can't work out why these fit girls do this

not that I'm complaining

you can do it mate xx

dirty old town

Civil service. On the fast stream innit.

We have to do something about the rise in hate crimes after terrors attacks

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