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anyone else ever had a threesome?
i had one last year that was pretty good

it went well because the guy me and my bf got in to fuck us was very sexy but had a shitty personality so there was no possibility of jealousy or cheating afterwards

i was a pure bottom, my bf was verse, and the third guy was a pure top, so I got a LOT of attention and felt overall very pampered :3

anime

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DELET THIS

whore

Anyone here never seen a girl naked

england i love you
but you're bringing me down
england i love you
but you're bringing me down
like a rat in a cage
pulling minimum wage
england i love you
but you're bringing me down

the weak should fear the perfidious

bit gay this

how does having a consensual threesome with my monogamous partner whom i had a longterm and loving relationship with make me a whore

me

literally the ONLY way to earn enough to buy a house outright before 50 years old is to deal drugs

a girl showed me her nipple once

antifa are getting rekt in manchester lads

leftypol are having a right 'mare

here's how corbyn can still win

LOVE this gimmick
sounds great, wish I could have one

Is this some weird /polska/ meme?

more i interact with gays in real life the more I dislike em

HELLO?

>threesome with my monogamous partner
herein lies the contradiction

me but with London

>(1974) Germany. German. An unlikely relationship develops between an elderly woman and a Moroccan migrant worker in post-war Germany.
ah yes, will definitely be watching this

My friend Jen did a threesome once. She said she cried for about an hour afterwards but I'd definitely like to try it sometime!

t. keeps getting turned down at the gay bars

sue

the more i let lads use my arse the more i'm convinced i don't like it and i'm straight

FUCKs sake

fell asleep at 10am and just woke up

want to see su0001

neither of us had a sexual *relationship* with another man

we just had sex with him once and then never again

am I weird for not enjoying the "happy ending" part of the massage?
both parlours I've been to here start into it mid way through and its been just weird each time, told the girl just to stop and continue with the massage this time.
it doesn't help that the way she did it was really silly and that my dick needs a death grip to get off

good post

ugly freak

>LOVE this gimmick
thanks love you too x

May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

the more I have gay anal sex the less I care for it

despise benders

west germany = cuck germany

hate homophobes

didnt read this lol!

you're used to masturbating
feeling your dick stimulated is more common than feeling a massage
so you prefer the massage

you must be one of those repressed homophobes

>he doesn't do sports betting full time

100k~ a year tax free m8

tv show idea:

get some middle england old pint-loving proud dad runts give thme a bunch of DMT film it and then interview them afterwards

wait until the next thread. i think the understanding with the janitor is only one sue post per thread, any more is a bannable offence

>c-c-corbyn can still win
>l-l-l-leftypol didn't lose

love this pasta

surely a coalition with the DUP violates the good friday agreement?

Don't be homophobephobic

desu I really don't care about getting jerked/sucked off when I can get the gf to do it how I like without paying
I just want a good massage with no fuss
she did a good job otherwise though, feeling really nice

honestly had enough of anglo shitholes, recommend me a country with

>nice weather
>cheap cost of living
>easy to learn language
>qt women

>juncker asked may to call the election because he knew she would fuck up and hurt brexit
874d chinese checkers going on

just want to see how many apples i can get lol x

There was a programme a few years ago where they gave an ex-squaddie some MD and he just got really agitated and uncomfortable.
they only gave him like 90mg though, a UPS or something might have been better for trial purposes

death to the good friday agreement annex eire NOW

only corbyn can give us a proper brexit

how fucking thick

i know you postmodern lefties don't believe in objective reality but Tories are in power and will continue to be in power; they won the election and are entering a coalition with DUP.

japan

need a bf

very good

pls be a trap

brisbane x

'Nam for everything but the language

but I guess its easier than the rest of Asia since they use real letters instead of squiggles
I live pretty cheap here

South Africa

unironically believe she intended to lose about 6 seats in order to weaken her hand and get us a soft brexit

You'll miss it the moment you leave lad
Anglo western cunts are literally GOAT, you should consider yourself lucky you were born here

fake news, not a coalition

why does not one single australian have redditflags

vietnamese has 6 tones doesn't it? And a very complex grammar system, so it's more difficult to learn than chinese
argentina

>postmodern
umm no

Your thoughts on The Cranberries

>how fucking thick
>i know you postmodern lefties don't believe in objective reality but Tories are in power and will continue to be in power; they won the election and are entering a coalition with DUP.

there are loads of chinese languages though
Cantonese has like 6-12 tones or something

there's basically zero grammar though in Viet, less than English at least
and Duolingo offers a course for it which has helped me a lot

...

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quite glad I don't live there

Lmao check out this positivist philistine and his formal logic

büdös cigány

utterly irrelevant besides their IRA song

Malta

enjoy your AIDs

hmm
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absurdism is clearly the only valid philosophy lads
find it sickening how any of you runts can be thick enough to fall for blatant lies like cartesianism

cantonese has 6, mandarin has 4, but you could get by in pretty much all of mainland china with just mandarin

added poo poo colours to the bender flag i am ROARING

your thoughts on Eurythmics?

that's fucking cool

what a nice lady

that was the last thing I expected

only in america luckily

american benders are so cucked by BLM its not even funny

great Hamish + Andy ep about that iirc

hahah don't remember them in any rainbows I've ever seen

I don't see any white on that flag, bit racist

what does he give those children?

>can't move out, don't earn enough
>can't get a GF, because I live with mummy and daddy

ah yes, quite the catch 22 i find myself in

what does BLM have to do with gays?

what a loser

4 wanks, getting a bit bored now

I have none
my thoughts are entirely focussed on such indie greats like the vaccines and bombay bicycle club

money I think

Hint: every normo and his gf had bfs/gfs when they were 15/16/17 and still at school living with mummy and daddy.

You don't have a gf because you're ugly and or unpleasant to be around.

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>what a loser

large crossover with the GNAA