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absolutely adore this gimmick x

migrant from the last thread here

prepare to be culturally enriched :^)

wish i had a chill black american friend who could speak 14 languages fluently and would take me on holiday

:c

got too drunk last night
>woke up late for work
>drive in probably over limit
>throw up waiting for the lift
>go to the toilet have a shit and throw up some more
>leave without saying anything to anyone
Think they'll be a bit mad tBH

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>made a post just after a new thread was made
>now nobody will read it

hate forners

gobble gobble
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any peng man in

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need a bf

kek

howling and screaming
how the fuck are they going to get that out

lmfao

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do not understand this gimmick nor do i care to

thanks for making me ill

t. never toyed his arse

you just squat and push it out

BRAAAP

will never click on anything posted in a Sup Forums thread unless its a youtube link

Why are you working on a Sunday?

Long shot but does anyone here live in Redhill

>t. never toyed his arse
shocking revelation

hahahaaha

TOO HOT OUT!! HELP!!!

I like the idea but I don't have any toys, could you use yours on me?

crease

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nothing wrong with anal masturbation mate, adds a whole new level to wanking

no problem, can you take big ones?

Student lad, only day I work. Just gonna ignore it until next Sunday see what happens

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>TOO HOT OUT!

I can barely fit two fingers inside me, you'd have to go easy on me and take your time

Is work really the be all and end all? Is this what we were put on this earth to do? Toil for 40+ hours every week to earn enough to just be able to support ourselves, let alone a family?

Is this, dare I say it, capitalism's endgame?

just how many more apples do you need

You'll be alri then

drinking cheap czech shit from tesco called Praga. not bad

just a bit gay isnt it

its 3 degrees hotter in hanoi right now

parklife aftermath?

how long have you been doing it for?

you won't ever be able to take more if you don't try something larger, use a proper lube instead of spit too

doesn't matter whether it's considered gay or not you do it for the feeling mate

never done sex

Megalomania

A couple years, casually

this time in 2 weeks I'll be on a plane to Croatia for a lads holiday I no longer want to attend

getting a bit of a gay vibe off this thread :/

the issue with Capitalism is there is no end state, but instead it thrives on endless excess. it is the constant product of unfulfilled desires which are by design intended to be unfulfilled. There is never a final McNugget. There is only an infinite sequence of McNuggets, to be eaten again and again, until you die. Its organized insanity, to the point that our idea of reality begins to warp a bit, the McNugget we consume endlessly is just a pale shadow of the "ideal fantasy nugget" which is presented to us.

coincidentally I'd really like some McNuggers rn
their crispy warm melt in your mouth goodness with honey mustard dip

any good alternatives?

bet your poo just falls straight out you dirty bastard

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Enjoy it lad

Lol no, this is on the way in

The ol' so-called communism sounds like a pretty good idea

"sex isn't even that important bro"

t. chad normington

Lauren Southern is face-sitting tier
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What's wrong with Harold Bloom?

yeah no one has to work under communism

wew, loads of missed time there, you need to get some toys

if you use giga dildos every day for about 20 years it probably would

literally one of the most generic misconceptions ever not best please with you x

What's the best way to kill myself while making it look like an accident? Bonus points if it's quick and/or painless.

hmmmmm
not sure i'm convinced

spoiler: it's not

cmon smiffy its gonna be class. on the lash smashing the gash with the boys. LADS LADS LADS.

fair dos
I allegedly took half a gram of mandy yesterday but I looked how much I had left of a gram I bought and it was definitely less than half
It'd explain why I was in a fucking horrific state

I went in 2014 when people tore down the fences when queueing for the buses out so all the buses were stopped for ages. Horrible festival full of pikeys

car crash
drowning in the bath after drugs/booze overdose

Might have the opportunity to move to LA, bit torn desu. I'd probably make a lot more money and it's a great opportunity but i love my country and would miss it

get naked and choke yourself to death with your belt
it will appear you accidentally killed yourself doing a cheeky autoerotic asphyxiation

anyone want a drink?

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well real communism has never been tried

Hit by train.
Leave a banana skin on the platform just before you step off

White people? Apart from Corbyn I'm not keen on them.

the only people who think putting things up your bum isn't bent are benders

scream through the gasher on the... forty-five

shan't be clicking this til it has at least 3 replies

wish I had options

A modest proposal: blockade the north of england

yes sir, I'll get right on it

touching any penis, including my own, is gay

didn't reza aslan get shitcanned by CNN for his anti-trump twitter rants yday?

do you speak spanish or are you going to try and pick it up there

"traps are gay"
t. Gandhi

doing a watch

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An indecent proposal: give one of you a lot a tenner if you ravage my arsehole

why is yuri bezmenov on there

>vote labour
>get rorkes

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Fuck off we're full

>watching Straight Outta Compton
wtf I hate cops now!

this is the best thing to happen, for me at least because this trainwreck is hilarious

I'll do it for free x

w2c a shirt with "wow!" or "ouch!" like in the chad memes

thought bonjour was good bye in german. got a gcse in it as well

because he's a bitter fraud who made a career telling western anticommunists what they wanted to hear

The Virgin Question

wish I was a woman lads. I'd just spend all day staring at myself naked in the mirror and fingering myself and playing with my tits until I eventually die of starvation or some shit

go to a tailor

It's Spanish for shit(e)

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

hmm yes.. i will trust a western teenager's view of the USSR over the view of an actual man who was a part of it...very good