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Doing a wank

how many apples will the next thread have

really good gimmick

sue

cant wait until we reach 11 apples lmao

that yank virgin abnormie spacker reminds me of my weeb cousin
luckily he has no access to firearms

this is me despite having a gf

she's cute, do you think that she got double eyelid surgery?

2 million x

literally only exercise because it makes my cock harder and lasts longer

rofl

the latest shooter even resembles dylann roof and adam lanza

dont know what that is but youre correct in assuming she has had some surgery done
not a lot however

oh wait thats not feasible at all even if the apples are 1px sorry x

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with every extra apple, closer comes the inevitable bedtime before impending toil at first light

reposting here

Who else here /london/ ?

Went to Leytonstone for the first time today. Left the station and a junkie was lying passed out in front, walk roughly 20 metres and three slavs are drinking polish pisswater by the trainline. One of them calls me a pederasta (faggot) and my gf a kurwa (whore) as we walk past. Decide to leave and as we're waiting on the central line carriage to move some eastern european thug, who epitomised the foetal alcohol syndrome look, decides to have a go at me, looks like he wants to kill me, but eventually pisses off.

I have seen some shitholes in my life but that really, really took the biscuit.

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Go back to NZ no one cares you numale mong

I hate common people

ermmm tights?

funny how all these twats end up actually being girls inside

doing a listen
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Bit harsh m8

These days, if you say you're an Ulsterman, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail

Live in London and never had anything like that

Visited Reading once and there were fucking druggies with dogs everywhere shouting at me. Criminal place in general

my oneitis is from leytonstone hope she's okay

Cut your fucking hair and go to a gym

just woke up from my nap

me in the middle eating grass

me

went to St James Square to go to my library and it turned out they were having an international Mens Fashion Week runway show on the street, so i hung around for that a little.

I went to the sculpture garden and talked to a retired Major about the Korean War and then he introduced me to a Cambridge professor who told me about Hong Kong in the 80s.

Then I read some Paul Alster in the victorian reading room of the London Library.

Presently I nipped out to Chinatown and got a buffet meal of chicken, pork and rice that I took to St Annes and ate in the courtyard there.

After my meal I had a pint in the Rupert Street Bar, bought 3 cans of spraypaint from Berwick Street and talked to the cashier about the weather.

Then I took a bus back home to my house in Notting Hill

just gotta know the right places my friend - civilisation survives still, even in London

>Leytonstone

That is barely in London
Why would you visit the capital and then go to such a grim East End shithole?

I wank to Bobbi starr

New age alt right in conflict with butthurt boomer "get out of here Nazi" "right wing" military larpers

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dead in one hit guaranteed

london is so peng

I read "ermmm" as emma and assumed this was emma roberts from the thumbnail for some reason

was VERY disappointed when I opened it

This
t. fellow millionaire patrician

thanks xx
t. last thread

@75941571
what the fuck is this

you are the epitome of those irritating young professional well dressed cunts who I want to punch in the face. normie shitbag

Milo Kuzuopolous

my day yesterday

was an unusually good one but still very possible to have that kind of experience in london still if you know what youre doing

the dream lifestyle
what are you going to do with the spray paint?

bought a size 28-30 swimsuit instead of 32-34 like it was labeled and i can just barely get it on. it's shorter on the thigh that i actually like, but my dick's kinda visible through it, should i still wear it?

could obliterate anybody in this thread

>you are the epitome of those irritating young professional well dressed cunts who I want to punch in the face. normie shitbag

LANDAN
OH YaeH I LOVE LANDAN
I LOVE DA CITY
WTF WHY ARE PEOPLE SO RACIST
WE'RE NICE IN LANDAN

haha
chance would be a fine thing

normies live everyday like this. unbelievable

>swimsuit
>penis
Yanks

>Walk around London yesterday (Pakichapel)

>False flag graffiti on the walls proposing a 50% tax for being Muslim opposite the East London Mosque


The utter STATE of pakis trying to get sympathy

stop saying that

isnt deano part of that caste

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christ alive something needs to be done about the virgin problem

Richard Hammond really needs to consider a new line of work lads

hate niggers and pakis. anyone else?

n-no
I live in the west end too, so I'm not tarring all of London. But I've been to Peckham, Brixton, Tottenham, parts of Hackney, Dalston, Deptford, E&C, Southall - while awful, they paled in comparison to Leytonstone. I genuinely felt unsafe there. Only Mitcham would compare, but that's hardly London.


I'm looking to buy a flat in the Docklands and since we were over that side decided to venture to Leytonstone for a Lithuanian restaurant. We didn't even make it there though the place was so horrid.

Fuck off bogan

you dont have to be a millionaire desu
except for the living in notting hill bit but thats just because im visiting my parents who bought the house in the 1970s when houses were affordable

there is an art museum opposite my house with a communal graffiti wall i thought id have a go at

Business idea: Pay a women to dress in latex and kick me in the bollocks

Just got back from Cornwall

lads the chinese is absolutely lovely
basic veggie stuff, tofu, rice, and some amazing cheesy chips x

>gif
fuck off

... sunny day selfie ...

*obliterates you*
now on to my next target...

*rattles the bar of your runt cage*
No more peroxide hair eye for you!
*you squeal and cower into the corner*
Hehehehe
More eggs, runt. Lay more eggs!
Hehehehehehehhohooo *breaks down into a coughing fit* Aha, AHAAHAHAA

That's not a normie day. Here's mine
>friend picks me up
>go to another friends house
>drink cans and play with their nieces and nephews
>kids go to bed
>play drinking games, listen to music
>wake up
>drive to town
>get food, hang out
>go home

want to live the city lifestyle in a central apartment with loads of things in walking distance
will never be able to afford London but was thinking a mid sized city up north such as Sheffield, Leeds or Nottingham

any thoughts or advice?

No Deano is a pretty lowly sort who only goes into central London to go clubbing occasionally

chance i might start using this gimmick as well, quite fond of it

>animefag

not one bit surprised, these cartoons will destroy the west

haha
chance would be a fine thing

Duff...
Gardens...

Hurrah!

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state supplied comfort women for virgins over 21

as a kid in London I used to explore random areas by foot. also liked to hike in the neighbouring counties since the tube went so far out

such a big city you could always find somewhere new

great post

manny or leeds

i really really really hate how virgins like this think their trivial petty little cunt "issues" are even worth a picosecond of thought or interest

it's a dire existence
what kind of pondlife aspires to that

this

love london

He's losing his hair

rasheed

Anybody else just love the smell of my cock sweat?

Makes me so hard, reason why i exercise to much and avoid showers as much as possible. Pretty sure my cock emits sex pheromones

driving fast on empty country roads is more fun

Stop trying to join in with our gimmicks you cringy fat fuck

FONC

um pheromones dont real sweetie (for humans)
you just like the smell x

not sure why making a bait thread on Sup Forums and coming back to see all the angry replies feels so good but it does ngl

doubt I will get a chance but need to plan an escape route
manny and liverpool are non starters
simply shan't
my existence now is infinitely more dire

One step closer to /blackgf2017/ lads

paris is getting a bit redundant

Love this meme desu

better to liquidate them for pig feed

Lads on Tor

would rather live in a cottage somewhere in the peripheral areas of a medium-large city rather than the city proper

dont like this style of delivery/speech if im being honest
the prime reason why ive never been a fan of lindybeige