I've never seen this fruit in my life

What taste it like?

it tastes like guacamole

like apple+pumpkin+oil

It tastes like toast

But seriously I'm sure you could be a total aspie and look up videos of people eating avocados on youtube and telling you what it tastes like.

Kinda tastes like guacamole

It tastes like greens, but oily and little sweet.

not that great

people bang on about it, but its just ok

I dislike it but i've never tried it

Tastes delicious, especially when you put it into sushi and dip it into a tub of soy sauce and you taste literally nothing but soy sauce.

Literally like butter.

>Want to reply to this thread
>3 american flags already did

Makes me think

bretty gud. also it doesn't need salt or sugar, as many people put on it.

Yeah, totally this.

Kind of has the texture of room temperature butter.

>or sugar

what kind of subhuman eats avocado with sugar

it tastes llike buttery nothing with a bit of nut flavor

Brazilians

>tfw avocados have been popular in Mexico for thousands of years
>tfw some italian started to argue with me because "avocados are a nu-male food" and didn't understand that the recent history of avocados as a meme food for californians has nothing to do with its usage in Mexico as a staple food

Fucking Americans ruining everything for me

That's true, but also like it raw.

Avocados are Californian buddy

Everyone except me loves it for some reason

1) Avocados are based as fuck no matter what some guido cunt says
2) Are you really going to let that guido cunt and some Californian hipsters "ruin" them for you? Don't be a beta cuck.

No, I'm going to continue eating them.
But why do you have to take everything Mexico has and ruin it's image in eyes of the world? Why?

Avocado taste like shit.
Papaya? Disgusting
Mango? Smells like puke. Taste farts.

If you disagree with me your mom a whore

because amerishits are kitsch

> I've never seen this fruit in my life
haha poor soul

Typical of the very narrow Italian palate

This
t. knower

>Mango? Smells like puke. Taste farts.
You got me mad now.
Let's take it outside you maccaroni shitter

Kinda like butter. It's pretty good.

the taste doesn't matter. just share some pictures one facebook to make sure everybody knows you like them.

>not liking avocado, papaya or even fucking mango
Ultrafag/10

it's fucking disgusting

fucking american hipsters la, but we could get a profit of this shit and sell it to them at 10usd or more each piece

It's expensive as fuck now compared to a few years ago thanks to the hipster demand from the US, the California droughts, the Peruvian floods and the Chinese recently discovering them. I'm not sure I like this.

yee, there is this saying that amerigordos stole our best beans and we only get the mediocre kinds, dunno if true but if we are going to lose aguate at least let's get rich

Trying it just like that doesn't taste good, but it's ok as guacamole and prawn cocktail

It's not a fruit.

I have one in my fridge right now, but I'll probably never try it. I just bought it to feel healthy.

tasteless.

Your opinions are wrong and my mother is most definitely, I owe my life to that.

Idiot
It's quite delicious, try it sometime fren

Put it in the liquefier with condensed milk, sugar and water

it's literally heaven

jesus that sounds good

it is actually divine

You must be living in a flyover then. Avocado was sold in a grocery when I was in Seoul and there were a good number of 'Mexican' (more like Tex-Mex) restaurants in Seoul.

As always you're wrong burgerbuddy. Avocados are from Mexico. The hass avocado variety is from california.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

I gagged a little

The avocado is an interesting fruit because it's an evolutionary artifact--the single giant seed is because the plant evolved to be eaten by an extinct giant sloth that could pass the seed through its digestive tract. It would have likely gone extinct but for the good fortune that humans happened to find the fruit tasty.

not all of us are mexicans
but a lot of us love avocados and wacamole
i say wacamole
you say?

its a bit bland, with a texture not unlike banana except softer.

i tried to grow that fucking avocado from a pit. it was a tedious process and it ended up an epic fail

It tastes almost nothing and feels like rotten banana to your teeth

Anyway I eat it regularly because it is cheap, nutritious as fuck and actually very good when eaten with wasabi and soy sauce

This

>it is cheap
weird, where do you guys get it to make it cheap?

citation needed

Probably compared to actual fish that Japanese eat with wasabi and soy sauce

Perhaps the most plebeian post I've ever read on the internet.

Eat it raw. Any problem?

I thought those were supposed to be easy to grow

A handgranade sized avocado is like $0.5 at the supermarket

Haha I've never tried imagining avocado as a fish meat alternative until I saw your post now.
It's more like tofu to me.

Are you this faggot?

I say you're an illiterate retard

Holy shit this

Avocados are pretty much classified as either Guatemalan or Mexican variety. Most like Haas, Pinkerton, Reed and other highly rated Avocado's were bred here at avocado farms or Universities in California. But yes avocados are not originally from California but we added to the Avocado pool.

>Any problem?

Sopa de problema?