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affinity for burger edition.

Donald BRRAAPF

donuld brunch

Drimwrald grumphf

Donaldo el Trompo

Dumbeldor Tramplfs

Brumble Brump

Blimpflam flump

if donald trump made a lunch box it would be a Donald Lunch.

>tfw spring breaking Americunts around me
>all by myself
Feels like high school all over desu
Lunch was good though

What did you have for lunch fampai?

...

looks like what would pass as a typical lunch here.

do you eat a lot of meat every day?

Flimflum flamp

Greetings friends

halal al-drums

ohio

yo en el centro

Can't wait for when SL signs up for pole dancing classes.

This is not the pre-planned op image
Quit posting selfies Val

Seriously contemplating that hair colour.

you brought this upon yourself

I probably would if given the chance

You go gurl.

America is love I say
Wear a wig(or sew in cap) first and see how it looks on you.

>Seriously contemplating that hair colour.
It might work out

Can't go against those repeating digits.

>ywn be a majestic Dark Elf

My hair is pretty grey already so I don't have to do much actually

That's due to the void aging you rapidly.

Haven't had a headache all day, I think it was those hippie pills.

Found out that the rest of the family is conspiring to challenge my grandparents will when they're gone, grandparents are about ready to sign everything over to the state out of spite.

Pretty much

T A S T Y

>ywn have a gf like this

>Found out that the rest of the family is conspiring to challenge my grandparents will when they're gone
for what purpose?

>for what purpose?
Money

This basically, nobody knows what the will entails, but they want to dismantle is preemptively

Why did one of your parties boycott the statehood referendum instead of just telling people to vote against statehood?

That was the plan, to get local food.

And yes, gotta get that creatine from somewhere :^)
At home, not every day.

Why tho.

Lelijk.

How can they even do that? kind of defeats the purpose of a will

man that sucks. I have the suspicion my siblings are trying to do some similar trick to me so that they can get the shit my parents left me.

not politically convenient to do that for them I think.

I see.

if they can declare you senile or not mentally fit for such things, whatever will you try to make after that will be deemed invalid.

So it seems that the statehood choice won what a surprise.

Also our smashies/pro-independence people were protesting today. Everyone else was at the beach or the gay parade or at home.

>Why tho.
Adventure :)

Take a cognitive test

>mfw watching the microsoft e3 briefing

>So it seems that the statehood choice won
so are you guys a state now?

>mfw watching the microsoft e3 briefing
I forgot that was today, I'll watch it tomorrow I guess

I watched it too.
what did you like the most fampai?

>so are you guys a state now?
no

>Take a cognitive test
im scared of results. But I think I'm pretty mentally healthy aside from a few things anyways.

>But I think I'm pretty mentally healthy aside from a few things anyways.
And this is how they get you

its pretty based

gt2 rs unveil was major but strangely enough the thing that got me most excited was the minecraft crossplay.
metro was cool but im skeptical because i didnt really like the second one

how does the statehood work tho?

are you going to be a state soon?

so the thing you like the best was a car during a game presentation? hmm

Shadow of War was lit, plus a few others.

>how does the statehood work tho?
governor is making some sort of strategy to get congress to recognize the result. if successful, process might begin in the near future. if not, congress will just wipe their asses with it and everything will remain the same.

that gt2 was just 2 sex desu. im looking forward to forza but i need more info on the career. the reveal was mostly graphics and ive hit the point at which if graphics never improve im fine. the dynamic weather is a nice addition

that griefing sim that ive been hearing about from pc pees could be fun

This, my grandfather has dementia so they're going to try to play that up as much as possible.

>dementia
Well that's going to be a problem best thing to do is get certified
then make the will though.

>reheat dinner
>eating on bed
>plate slips, chicken overboard
>try to catch macaroni but it disintegrates
>bed and rug now smell like cheese

i guess i wasnt hungry anyways

This is why you eat at the damn table!

but its full of stuff

i just feel sad and stupid

I see.

the pirate game looked like fun too.

I see. Is the legal guardian of your grandpa your grandmother?

poor you.
so what was the dinner aside from macaroni and chicken?

>eating at table.
>alone
nope

Who needs a table when you have a bed? Also this

>so what was the dinner aside from macaroni and chicken?
that was the dinner

i didnt even feel like reheating some more

I have a small table for eating in my room

also
>not being able to eat alone
Normie!!!

i have a table but no chair and the computer was blocking it from the bed

>not being able to eat alone
>tfw you dont like being around both your parents

goddamn macaroni ruined my night

hehe, dummy.
You deserve every bit of it, clean your fucking table off you profligate
>I see. Is the legal guardian of your grandpa your grandmother?
To my understanding, yes,, but she's 10 years older than him and in worse health.

>You deserve every bit of it
i know

((
so you won't eat anything then?

I have no more space for a table in this room, I just eat at my desk.

>not being able to eat alone
I just prefer staring at something else like a monitor instead of just sitting staring at my food or at the other side of the dining room.

Even more reasons it's your fault

Acceptable

nope. i'll try being a functional person tomorrow

business idea: clean your desk, get a nice little table cloth, and a chair. eat food in desk.

extra idea: post non-frog pics.

>business idea: clean your desk, get a nice little table cloth, and a chair. eat food in desk.
Do this
>extra idea: post non-frog pics.
Don't do this, the frog pictures please Caesar

>victim blaming
I'm disappoint
Whats up Puerto Rico kun?

>tfw you dont like being around both your parents
r u me?
>eating on the bed
>not using the rug as a placemat
>not just putting the plate on the floor and then eat
>not just liquifying the whole thing and drinking it in one go
>...
Sort yourself out you reprobate

I do what I want

>Whats up Puerto Rico kun?
not much, reading some stuff till I get sleepy.

How about you senpai? how's your day been?

>not just putting the plate on the floor and then eat
I used to do this all the time, sitting on the floor, but that fucked my back.
>not just liquifying the whole thing and drinking it in one go
people do this?

>tfw no mama and papa to eat at the table with anymore ((

My day has been pretty chill, it's raining and I'm indoors with a/c I wanna fall asleep but I can't Cuz I'm at work

Just eat on the damn table next time.

night shift? that must suck ass.

Don't you get scared some nights?

>people do this?
Was half joking, but my aunt had to do this when she had all her top teeth taken out

>tfw no mama and papa to eat at the table with anymore ((
F

My shift ends in an hour and then I'm off duty.
As for fear, not really

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wan't that funny tho

Nothing gay about pole dancing
I know a decent number of people who do it for exercise

>dyed hair

I know. Show me where I said that.

I was drunkposting dont ask me to explain myself

And when exactly did you start drinking, Nico Nico?

You havent been keeping up with my life story the past year or so have you?
Bit rude. Are you still going to the motherland for school?

No, I didn't watch the sequel.

>the motherland
It's a question of when desu.

Have fun being blown up by radical islamic terrorists

Also the sequel has a much better plot and better special effects

>It's a question of when desu.
This year late Semester 1 entry

I've read some of your threads and you guys seem pretty chill
are you actually chilled out or do you just have nothing to get excited about?

The latter for me.

t. Future gunshot victim

I'll get back to you on that.

It's a mixture of both.

>future gunshot victim
You seem to have forgotten I'm a white male and I'll be in the clear to never get shot once I'm out of the school system.

The latter

>I'll get back to you on that.
Do eeet be successful, don't enter the void

For fucks sakeI NEEED a cute Dominican woman in my life right now. I'm seriously in NEED

Just look at them jesus christ

>Just look at them
Don't really want to, they just give me sad feels or apathy these days

Overdid the moroccan hash

Damn I love this rareflag honeypot

I could really go for a coconut rn
Also who the fuck drinks coconut with a straw

You should use these pics as inspiration to better yourself m8

>tfw my pre-workout consist of looking at an album filled with carib beauties

>Underground
Fucking hell

I do
1. if I don't want that the funny taste of the husk in my mouth
2. If I am wearing a good shirt that I don't want potentially stained.

>You should use these pics as inspiration to better yourself m8
It's pretty useless, I just want enough money to live comfy

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Benis