Why do Slavs inhale this shit like it's air?

Why do Slavs inhale this shit like it's air?

tasty af and goes well with lots of products from potatoes to blinis

I make dip out of it. Dip carrots into it with a bag of cheese powder. Uma delicia.

>cheese powder

Sweden, you need to be less American

Or potato blini?

That's what Ashkenazi Jews do.

Of all the appalling, despicable shit that Slavs do and have done, you pick on them for eating sour cream?

a few days ago I saw a profoundly drunk man attempting to transport a 5kg bucket of this stuff... with his bicycle. He was on all fours trying to scoop the cream from the sidewalk with bare hands.

Is this a normal sight in Croatia?

I will pick on them for Kvass, its basically prison hooch that tastes like dirt

depends upon where you look. you probably won't see such things in upsate/touristy parts of the country, but once you're off the beaten track and you head for the socialist/rural/hick parts, you're basically teleported into deep Russia with its classic Slav folklore.

I had a hard time discovering that the Chinese do not use it, they barely even had a name for it. It was quite a culture shock.

It goes well with most things, including pasta with strawberries.

Tell me more about the mystical backwoods of Slavland. I now know that they scoop milk off sidewalks and eat onions like apples.

> scoop milk off sidewalks and eat onions like apples.
Mfw

probably because it's damn good.

Kvass barely has any alcohol content, it's basically lightly fermented bread tea. They'd need to make a proper mash out of the bread, add some fruit, and let it ferment for several more weeks to actually make it booze. Kilju is actually basically prison hooch, though.

>go to american steakhouse
>order baked potato
>"would you like sour cream on it?"
>"yes and sorry for making this order more complicated".
>waiter assures me it's okay
>I insist on my apology
>returns with the whole pot of sour cream dumped on the potato
>potato barely visible

Because historically every family have had a cow so we consumed tonnes of milk products. Sour cream is versatile, you can use it in baking, add it to some dishes or use as sauce for salads. You can also make great butter from it at home.

Probably learned it from Belarussians because they lived together. They're called draniki. Draniki is a kind of oladyi.

uh, so you wouldn't eat an onion like an apple? Hell that's exactly what I do. Is it considered weird in america?

Oh, and you've gotta be very very careful if you're driving in Croatia. Bicycles are the vehicle of choice for the chronically drunk - the police is generally lenient towards drunk cyclists because you're not likely to do a lot of damage if (when) you trash yourself on Baba Yaga moonshine and then go pedaling home.

Back in 2000, I nearly mowed down an old man near Varaždin in my Lada Samara, it was around two in the morning and the guy sort of teleported from the mist right in front of me - he didn't have any lights on and he was drunk to the point where he could barely keep his balance on the damn thing. Good thing I was going real slow so I saw him in time.

Grain alcohol in combination with farm equipment riding on public roads is the stuff of legends.

Same here for the whole drunks and bikes thing except cops are not at all lenient on it. They actively search for the when the bars close.

Is Croatia a country of Tony Abbotts?

Is he eating that shit with the skin on?

no, because the picture shows that the guy is a poseur. He really needs to peel that onion before biting into it.

That depends on the region, here in the maritimes the police don't bother public drunks on bikes or wandering around in the middle of the night, unless they're clearly too loaded to make it home. They do set up checkpoints to catch drunk drivers, but even then they only do that on the higher speed thoroughfares.
Wandering around drunk at 2 am and buying a donair on the way home is practically a Halifax rite of passage

many people in croatia keep a completely trashed car with no license plates, insurance or anything, as a "I'm too lazy to climb the hill to get to my house" kind of rig. Ditto for the people who live in mountainous parts of the country. such a vehicle rarely sees public roads, and in practice it's usually a yugo or some other eastern block crazycar from the 1970s. see climbing the hill gets old really fast, especially if you're drunk - you wouldn't risk trashing your daily ride while drunk - but you wouldn't care if your yugo ends up in a gutter. that being said, I know of a guy who tried to save a few pennies of gas by going downhill in a yugo with the engine off... he didn't put the keys in his ignition so the steering wheel locked up at the first curve and the guy ended up in a gutter lol.