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Post like Ryan edition

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THANK YOU O BALD ONE

Actual flamethrowers are legal in every state but CA

what kind of business are you thinking about?

*makes a bad post*

>probably genes.
I wonder what genes would make me not get drunk easy. no one in my family drinks very much
I wonder if there's certain ethnicity s that make you better at it.
>free ER
that is good since a couple of the guys I'm going with have never drank anything ever

we will be there for 4 days I think. the last day I think is the pack up and leave day though so really 3 days worth of alchohol.
how much should we buy? there will be 5 of us. 2 guys won't drink much they said, maybe just a little cider. one guy is a huge pussy and there's another guy who will probably drink a lot and me also. we aren't big fans of beer, more hard alcohol or hard cider

Petition to kick Mexico out and make /cum/ great again.

they already have a sizeable population of flamers

Just like OP wanted

a brewery or something like it

Fuck off

shutup leaf

>kicking out someone who is never here
Good luck

awwww :3

I feel like whenever I scratch my balls I feel like I'm about to cum

The men on the bottom are THICC though

oh that's cool
are you a hobbyist brewer?
you know a bit of espanol?

>what do you drink in the woods
Whiskey

What is your budget?

Everything is dried up they don't need a consumer-level way of making things catch on fire

best ryan impersonation so far

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rest in peace popcorn sutton

bad post
Good post

B^U

I'd be willing to spend a big chunk of money. I'm not sure about how much my friends will want to spend, especially since the only other guy who would drink a lot pretty much has no money. for me, it costs what it costs. I would probably just spend however much it costs to get enough of mid-range stuff to get us through

>mfw when she's only 8 years old
instagram.com/misafighting/?hl=en

I don't think this new active Costa Rican poster is actually Costa Rican

Quebec should be renamed to New France if they really want independence

Don't know how much longer I can take it. I need some sort of sexual release or romantic contact. I'm so fucking lonely.

>Sexual release
masturbate
>Romantic contact
Are you gay?

Buy a couple liters of Jameson and some sprite/ginger ale/similar to mix it with.

Easy to drink, will do the job.

Alternately, do what everybody else does when they're underage and learn why to steer clear of Jim Beam

she's too busty to be 8

Nu-France*

lel

>if they really want independence
They don't, that's why they keep voting no on the referenda. They know they'll never survive on their own.

Masturbating doesn't do anything for me, I need the feel of a real woman.

I'm the apex Oregonian poster

Gonna do a shower and shave and go on to bed.

Night buds

got a bad tingling sensation in one of my teeth

g9
eat some ice cream

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390

>be flying plane
>windshield explodes
>get sucked out to your knees dangling in the wind
>held in place by flight attendants until co-pilot can land

holy ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

many children develop faster outside the West because they don't have fluoride in their water

Having a girlfriend will improve your life proportionally to how much fun it is already.

If you're not having fun, a girlfriend won't help.

But that's because of all the flips living in montreal who vote liberal

filipinos should be put in concentration camps

fluroide does not inhibit growth, go brush your teeth

>b-but the a-anglos rigged the poll

Can't stop looking at big anime titties

don't get banned friendo

Being a lonely kissless virgin sure is the same as having a sex life.

Make them fight CHIs

Frogs are fucking retarded lmfoa.
>mfw

fuck the flips, they're all studying to become doctors and they're all spoiled slutty sirens who moved to quebec for some reason instead of hongcouver

post more before getting banned

who here is actually white?

a filipino whore ruined my middle school friend's parents' marriage
I remember because he would talk about how much he hated filipinos all the time at lunch.

yo

I had jameson with pepsi when I was in ireland a couple months ago. it was pretty good. I drank like 6 of those and then everyone else was too drunk so some girls walked them back to their room and I was by myself. before those I had 2 pints of cider, 1 shot of brandy, and a rum of coke. I had to be at the airport 4 hours after that

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no way

They are. The camps are called McDonald's.

me

I feel sorry for the frogs because I like their women but they're just too weak to survive another decade or two

Irl yes, by Sup Forums or Sup Forums's standards no.

>Canafats

there's a fuckin spider in my room lads.

not happy bout this one

Defending burgers is a thankless task

youtube.com/watch?v=r0Petbz3o14

I have never seen a land whale in my life, maybe once when I was really young

stop posting and kys

You're weak and puny and you have white guilt

no u

There is a picture people use for fedoraposting that looks like the california poster, but I can't find it

>french women
I hope your like pubes in your teeth LFMAO

Lane county is a filthy filthy liar and not once has he told the truth

nn

if it's pussy hair I'd tell her to shave

It's the one that doesn't have a fedora it's just the guy with his top teeth sticking out, you know exactly the picture I'm thinking of.

any other white user interested in mexican culture?

It's like you want to be called a CHI

at least i'm trying to improve.

what's this about white guilt i don't understand.

>white
>CHI

chi's arent white

I have a feeling you are very effeminate

>ignoring what I meant
You know exactly what happens when Americans post anything nice about Mexico bud

I ate my first cherry

why?

i can show you how to tie a knot with it in your mouth, if you want

*photobombs your Navy's pic*

i am, i just don't know a lot about it
i know they reenact the crucifixion every year around easter

LEEEEWWD

This is basically what him
I can't find the original though

just expressing my desires

I don't see a monkey

(not true, by the way)

>tfw was around when /cum/ first became a thing

>tfw bullied the canadian making these threads by saying >still trying to make cum happen >copying /brit/

>tfw /cum/ is a thing

I'm so proud of you

(it's still shit tho)

any1 else >bethesda conference??

thx bud

watchin it on my second monitor

wait cum was a canadian invention? I'm migrating permanently to dixie

Cool story