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Eagrán Josie

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>5am thread

Nothing wrong with making a thread at such a fine time of day

But I'm very tired and my legs hurt. Nobody is going to be here until 11am.

wait no pls come back

The Bethesda conference was disappointing. Shouldn't have gotten up at 5 AM.

Maidin mhaith, a chairde.

What else did you expect?

How're you lads

Tired. How about you canadaguy?

Anxious. Recent grad, unemployed.

Where can I get a nice Irish lass?

Why anxious? What'd you graduate in? You will get employment soon user, keep up the good work!

>anime
WTF I thought paddies hated anime?

Thanks bud! I did mathematics and Econ but didn't get great grades. I guess I'm just eager to be indépendant and start my life. Also realizing how hard I'm going to have to work for everything and feeling tired. How's your morning going? Good weather today?

try ireland

>Where can I get a nice Irish lass?

>I thought paddies hated anime?
What gave you that impression?

Will take her home and force her to work in the fields

>fields
*deserts

>Will take her home and force her to work in the fields

South Islanders, not even once

Tiocfaidh ár lá, my name is Patty O'Brian.

I’m a 27 year old Irish-American provo (Ireland fan for you black and tans). I draw Celtic knots and shamrocks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and singing superior traditional Irish drinking music. (Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Thin Lizzy)

I train with me little Armalite every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through British body armor because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. My state doesn't require a license for it, but I've been practicing every day so I should be fine in Ireland.

I speak Irish fluently, both the Gaelic and the Ulster dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Irish history (I'm related to Brian Boru, did you know that?) and their Fenian code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Irish visa, I am moving to Dublin to attend a prestigious Catholic Church to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a member of the IRA or the UVF!

I own several green bowler hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Ireland, so I can fit in easier. I get drunk with my elders and seniors and speak Gaelic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck when I go back home to Ireland!

Didn't Ken-sama die recently?

>UVF
Not sure if this is intentional but the UVF were some of the British tyrants that wanted to oppress Irish culture.

Weather has been stormy and wintery the last few days but warm around 17 degrees. At work and tired myself.
You have to work hard but once you fluff up your CV and bullshit a bit of experience you can get into some low level position and work from there. I believe in you.

/marbh/

It looked fairly awful from what I saw. Wolfenstein and evil within 2 were leaked beforehand as well.

Alri lads

Bethesda was indeed shit. No new Doom, going on about shit like VR for Fallout 4 which exactly 6 people will actually use and Skyrim on the Switch, which just as many people will actually play too. Wolfenstein's trailer was brilliant but it was already leaked beforehand.

The cherry on top of the diarrhea cake however, is the fact that Bethesda are trying to introduce paid mods; an idea Valve already tried their hand at years ago and immediately withdrew because the public backlash toward it was so fucking immense. They can get fucked

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only the real ones

>Iregays

Do Irish really hate us or is it a meme?

Also, how bad are polacks in Irlandia compared to UK?

We don't hate eastern europeans, they usually keep to themselves so there are no problems.
>Also, how bad are polacks in Irlandia compared to UK?
How would we know

brits hate you as an outlet for hating pakis which is illegal
we have very few pakis so we don't hate you yet except for skilled and unskilled labourers whos jobs you take

>Direland

When you send your people to us, you're not sending your best. I'm sure the Polacks that stay in Poland are fine.

>animay

ireland is cool

ireland is cool

just like my swimming pool

cool ireland is so nice

me and ireland share cream ice

ireland

enjoyed this post

I'm really bad at using public transport lads. Why do they make it so confusing?

Dropped a crate on my foot in work lads. My big toe is mangled

Also going to buy that new xbox

Didn't think I went to bed late last night but I'm only after getting up.

>Also going to buy that new xbox
Why instead of just getting a new pc

>going to buy that new xbox
You're wasting your money, lad. Just get a decent gaming PC and if you really want some of those games you can pirate Windows 10. Microsoft seem to overestimate the importance of RAM Teraflops and underestimate the importance of things like clock speed.

The importance of RAM AND Teraflops, I meant.
Should get myself more coffee

>Buying a system with no exclusives

I've already upgraded my PC for the next while and most of my good mates play on Xbox. Halo is our main game

I don't see it as a waste if its going to bring me good times and happiness

Halo 5 is already on Windows 10. You can use Forge and there's a server browser for custom games. Just no campaign or matchmaking

>went to bed early last night
>lay in bed for 7 hours without a wink of sleep
It's been like this almost every weekday since I returned to work. I'm going out of my mind.

>Halo 5 is already on Windows 10
>You can use Forge and there's a server browser for custom games. Just no campaign or matchmaking
I don't think that counts as Halo 5 being on Windows 10.

>giving a shit about Halo's singleplayer post-Bungie

>DUP now have a huge amount of influence in Westminster, violating the GFA
>the Irish Language Act is causing friction between the communities
>country is already on edge with Brexit and the increase in Islamic terrorism
Lads, is it all gonna kick off again?

I thought Halo 4's campaign was decent from a plot perspective. Not Bungie-tier, but it served as a decent launchpad for a new direction for the franchise. The Halo 5 went and squandered it all with one of the most disappointing campaigns I've ever played.

Also, I really did not like Halo 5's multiplayer.

Considered sleeping tablets? Not sure how you can expect to function like that.

Here's hoping. This time the EU loves us and hates Britain, unless Trump interferes somehow I think everything's going well.

Don't know, don't care. That's Northern Ireland's problem.

>not having difficulty sleeping every night of your life even when you're relaxed, exhausted and in your own bed

>Considered sleeping tablets?
I've tried them before when I was working in Ireland prior to going to France. Depending on the brand they either work well for a while before losing their effect or just don't work at all.

>Not sure how you can expect to function like that.
I'm barely able to stay awake at times during the day at work. I slept for 20+ hours over the weekend because I was so wrecked after last week.

It's probably time to face the reality that your current job is taking too great a toll on you to be practical.

t.w b

What you need is xanax or valium. Not the crappy 0.25mg doctors here give you. You probably won't get them anyway seeing as they refuse to give them out unless you have severe anxiety.
1mg or 2mg xanax will have you fast asleep or 5-10mg valium.
It feels lovely too if you just want to relax and feel like a blob.
t. AA

Got my bloods done, pray for my liver results.

Not him but the month I was prescribed diazepam was pretty nice. It felt like I was very slightly drunk all of the time.
I don't think it's a good idea as a permanent solution though.

I go to bed dreading work, wake up dreading it, and every day just seems to drag by. But I'm good at my job, the pay/benefits are decent, and I don't know if I'd be happier in any other line of work that I'm qualified for.

I'm not a druggie.

>I don't know if I'd be happier in any other line of work that I'm qualified for.
Didn't you say things were better in France which would mean the problem is your current working conditions.
What are pay or benefits worth to you if you're living in a constant state of dread and misery?

should probably just end it

...

Diazepam is valium yeah. You don't have to take it all throughout the day, that's just feel bad in the long run. Can understand why you didn't like it.
Taking a pharmaceutical medication to help you with a condition doesn't make you a druggie. You sound like you'd be afraid to take a paracetamol.

>Eagrán Josie
Absolute fucking butchering of an attempt.

It's fucking despicable, but the anime pedos keep pretending they're Irish. They even go so far as to call everyone who despises them West Brits, despite being the ones using /shit/ gimmicks 90% of the time.

They're a shower of filthy creatures who should've been driven into the dirt.

I did like it, it was relaxing and had the sort of mild drunken effect you get on a first beer.

There's two types of Poles, the ones who assimilate and the ones who act like niggers.

Depends on which one you are, really.

>but the anime pedos keep pretending they're Irish
>pretending
Anime is quintessentially Irish, lad.

this wasn't funny the first 5 times you said it, and it's not getting any better

>English media chimp out about the DUP
>Tories threatening to revolt against May because of the DUP's opposition to abortion, fag marriage and support for the death penalty
>moderates becoming disillusioned with the Union

This is a great outcome overall, either the DUP fucks up and splits the Nordee Prod vote, or they cause absolute fucking havoc in British politics and drive Unionists into the arms of the Nationalists

There's literally no downside to this, they've just accelerated the rate at which a United Ireland happens.

All we have to do is embrace the moderates and the North will come crumbling down.

Ar dheis ar aghaidh!

A man can dream

Go back to France and take your japanese pedo cartoons with you.

Fucking loser.

Well neither is your "hard man" LARPing.

Is there was there an Eirtakon this year?
Asking for a friend

>Being a LARPer to such an extent as to experience upset when countrymen exhibit characteristics contrary to the perceived stereotype you roleplay.
The absolute state. Get your life in order lad.

Eirtakon had its last hurrah in November. They're not doing them anymore

The last one was in november 2016, there isn't expected to be another.

I'll try to tone down the toxic masculinity.

>countrymen

>autistic effeminate ethnic minorities posting japanese pedo cartoons
>countrymen

Fair enough. Was shite neway.

>ethnic minorities
But I'm not a Traveller.

Agreed. Of all the things I expected in an Irish general on an anime website I'd have to say the posting of Japanese animation from Irish people was not one of them.

I like to give my dogs dripíns of tae out the end of my cup.

I'm quite sure it's extending his life because he's 10 1/2 but could still pass for 4, shprinting around the garden and all that craic.

His own pup looks older than him.

None of these things are likely.

I personally know 2 moderate Prods that have swung to supporting unification with the Republic.

Your day are numbered, Taigposter. Soon you'll have a green flag just like the rest of us.

Why do you not give any to the pup?

my thoughts too

>masculinity in men
>a stereotype
>he thinks his being an effeminate queer is anything but an exception and anomaly
the absolute arrogance

Immortality isn't for everyone.

Can you tell me how they'll split the vote when we already have an example of them fucking up yet gaining votes in this election, or how "causing havoc" in Westminster would force Unionists to betray their principle objective, and why these things are likely?

give the wee cunt a sup of nambarrie for Jesus sake

>Can you
I could aye

>aye
I'd like c*van and doneGALL to leave

I think if you walked into a room full of twenty something Irish males you'd probably wind up labeling 90% of them as effeminate and queer. You're completely out of touch.

I don't think I would no, and I wouldn't take an anecdote of who you hang around with to heart either.

I'm from Connacht ;)

>90%
Why would we be walking into an LGBT rally? Most blokes aren't effeminate quares you fucking fairy. Your confirmation bias doesn't change that fact.