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Gina Valentina edition

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the weirdest user iknow is a guy from neogaf that everytimes Shigeru Miyamoto gets mentioned he replies and sets the record straight on what actually happened.

He always make long posts with sources, nothing wrong with that, but i only see him doing to defend Miyamoto, must be his son or something.

I really need to start doing things that make me have to think because my brain is rotting from being a piece of shit

Try becoming a pyschonaught. Really makes your brain work

Get the Puerto Rican flag before they run out.

Less than 25% of Puerto Ricans voted, opposition is just gonna say "Ya nah" and block it like last time

>the current state of E3

>Ever caring about E3

Roommate got mad at me yesterday buds

I can see them pushing to become a state since they declared bankruptcy last month

it's like watching someone else's carwreck
you feel bad but it's not your car

She's a dealer.

>do you go on outings with your coworkers?
No. literally 80% of my co-workers are from burma or some shit. Some of the young girls are top-tier qts. I flirt with a few all the time, but I'm not actively pursuing them
>company picnics
They have those, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one
>drinking with coworkers on fridays
If I drank on friday I'd loose my job :^)

i have arrived in work

i have arrived in pantsu

Oh yeah, this job is midnight to 8

I don't think Bethesda knows what the fuck they're doing. No one gives a shit about Wolfenstein or Dishonored. Nobody gives a shit about that fucking Morrowind MMO and nobody REALLY gives gives a shit about the VR meme or your shitty MTG ripoff. Give us TES 6 or an Obsidian Fallout.

Fuck Wolfenstein, fuck Quake, fuck ESO and fuck Dishonored, TES 6.

The fuck is so hard to understand?

>They have those, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one
Well stop doing that and go to one

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on Sup Forums, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

>put in 'resume' in search bar of google docs
>no results
>scroll down a bit
>Resume.Docx

>They have those, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one
Why, because you're a janitor? Dress nice and make up some shit about going to uni part-time for particle physics (or something more believable).
If you have no other options you can risk being a little dorky. "Hey, this is a little embarrassing but do you wanna grab some coffee after work?" *dumb grin*
If she turns you down then whatever, you gave it a shot.

*channels astral energy for latviabro*

No one my co-wokers would even show up, and I doubt deal girl would either

i thank you for this my man

tfw no black gf

Wolfenstein and Dishonored are good games. TES is trash. I played the QC beta and it was all right.
>Obsidian Fallout
Lol u silly

np bud call me if you need help

i keep telling the guys in my vidya match to call me mat damon but they wont

i still remain on the right in this picture right here

I don't have to make up going to uni, m8. I have a degree in HERstory. I'm only working here I couldn't get a job anywhere else. I won't go to a company event because I don't like my company :^). One funny thing that happened the other day was when I was talking to a security guard there. We were just bullshitting and money came up. He found out I made more money than him and I could tell he wasn't happy about it

where is porkland

>ubishit conference not until 1 PST

fucks sake, thats half my day

For TESVI I hope they either go back to their roots as an RPG or just drop the RPG angle entirely and focus on making it a good action game
Skyrim tried to be both and succeeded at neither, the roleplaying elements are barebones and the combat sucks

>I don't have to make up going to uni, m8. I have a degree in HERstory. I'm only working here I couldn't get a job anywhere else.
That's even worse. Just make it look like you have plans for the future instead of working a dead-end job for the rest of your life (no offense).
>I won't go to a company event because I don't like my company :^).
Why does that matter? You're not trying to fuck the VP.

I have better things to do than go to a company picnic that I know with 100% certainty that none of my co-workers would show up to and neither would big butt dealer girl, m8. That shit is at noon and we work the night shift, and on weekends.

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deadeder dan ded

It sounds like you're in a tough pickle.

just squeezed out a zit

once i averaged 3 touchdown passes in an NFL season

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fifa more like fISHYGDDTfa

tfw biblethumpers hate your memes
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playing SMB2

>75965833
gtfo leaf, no one cares about that shit board except you.

Bethesda itself makes shit games

The devs they own make good games despite Bethesda being so shit

Modded out Skyrim is pretty good buds

why

found the warp to W4

I think I might fap to a ebony queen today. Hard to find good videos though

that's really cute, do you have the Kiwi version?

sleep night good

Guess I'll read another chapter from The Brother's Karamazov

I've become immune to my weed brownie. Just small nibbles used to get me high. Tonight I had like 3 pieces and I barely feel it. Maybe I should leave it alone for a bit

exotic4k

>membership needed
why tease me like this

there isn't one user, apologies

I haven't had an edible since fucking high school
They were the dopest shit though, one little nibble would keep me high the whole day. I could make a tiny $5 brownie last a whole week.
Fuck I miss edibles.

found the warp to world 6

Go to the Pornhub channel.

The one with the scared sheep?

Grow up and stop playing games

>no fun allowed

This is an exceptional post

This is a great post

This is a good post

This is a stupid post

This is a retarded post

This is a conflicting mess of a post

stuck on 6-1

this is an autism post

Huh not very happy we didn't make the cut huh? Looks like someone needs to sort themselves out

How can I stop being a minimum wagecuck without going to uni for four years and going tens of thousands into debt?

Learn a trade? I do not know the canadian system.

>Learn a trade?
How would you typically go about doing this?

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If you're a smart lad look into medical profession that require only a diploma. You can do a surprising amount of different lab work without a degree.

You can also look into a translation diploma or an English teaching one year course (would require you to travel to China or some other third world country to get the big bucks)

If youre good looking and charismatic apply for internship with every single embassy. One is bound to have an opening

If you're artistic and creative > open up a studio or teach people to play instrument

Just don't listen to him trades and the army are really the bottom of the barrel and you should avoid these two if you can literally do anything in life right... They take some skill but literally anyone can do them by definition

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By going to community college for 2 years and only going 4k in debt

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*raises hand*

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today marks the 4 month anniversary of my NEETdom

Every single Canadian I meet on the internet seems to have been a Quebecois, and now I work at a e-casino, and every Canadian here is Quebecois too. How come?

step back son
these are my pens

Lamboland

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Watched normie news and didn't learn shit
Hmmm

>il n'est pas Québecois

*prepares to wageslave the rest of his life away*

Isn't Tim Hortons fucking shit?

Going to jew york city what should I do?

pilgrimage to Trump Tower

jump off the empire state building

go to the zoo

Did that last time to get a trump hat

Im planning on going to the Bronx zoo

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umm hello? am i talking to myself?

heh yes i am

I'm working on my birthday

haha cool, my name is denmark and yours??

sweet mine too!

hey you could you please keep it down i'm talking to myself

Should I take up landscaping or are there better forms of wagecuckery that would make this summer less unbearably boring

No ur danmark

The fuck
I'm not in UK

Landscaping is one of the more enjoyable minimum wage jobs and if your lucky they will lay you off and you csn get unemployment over the winter. Assuming your not a southern cuck