/brit/

tfw no gf edition

/balt/

FUCK OFF

not really. supporting small local businesses is a good thing.

I wish
Imports are cheap enough but you need to find a specialty shop since every shop here sells only one thing and it's a massive pain trying to find someplace specific because google is useless

That and driving around is really stressful during most of the day when it's busy

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love god
hate abortions

Wahey wahoo wahee hahaha
GET FUCKED

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hmmm lets try this
delet this

Me in the pic

need a qt gf to cuddle

>go on indeed.co.uk
>look up jobs in my area
>all require being some sort of sociable normie
>most need previous experience (have none)
>all low paid

HOLY OPEN PISSBOTTLES BATMAN! A NEET IS BROWSING Sup Forums!

twink with an eight inch willy ask me anything

just apply anyway
the experience thing is a meme

how do planes work?

Can't find a picture to do it justice but supermarkets have a decent selection here. I suppose it doesn't help you're in the middle of the Jungle though, Hanoi would probably be the same

i'm scared

trust me they will not reply anyway

then dont apply. just stay in your room and stagnate forever. just dont bitch here like a gimp.

i don't think i'm cut out for this whole "life" thing user

Not in the middle of the jungle, but this whole city is pretty new
I live in the "old" part of it which was basically a small provincial town built by the French before the 21st century

tfw no bf

dont worry user, the normies will get their comeuppance in time when society collapses

gin is a weird choice of a gift t bh
how many people drink gin

theres nothing to be scared of
chances are they wont reply anyway. Its frustrating more than anything

millions of people

>most need previous experience
they all say that 2bh. unless they state specifically the level of experience and qualifications required I wouldn't worry too much about that.

we'll be fucked just as badly haha

think you're forgetting that not everyone lives in australia where gin might not be that popular. absolute moron.

>missed eth
>missed byteball
>missed mne
>missing etc

feel like crying desu
wish I'd never been born

there's gin for sale every place they sell alcohol, someone must be buying it, think about it

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>australian
>thinking
lol good one

thought it was a bit of a niche drink worldwide.
does he have it straight or mixed

not true because I can kill myself at any time

why don't the poor just stop being poor

up on melancholy hill there is a plastic tree

gin is very trendy over here

just shut up mate. we're not interested in your ignorance.

Crypto is a mess

how did you lads get jobs

it will all soon be over

been quite an uptake in popularity here in recent years

>get qualification
>apply for job
>get job or dont

Imagine paying premium for Corona. Some nice selection there tho. Hoegarden is also overrated.
Want to taste that Tuatara. That's a reptile that lived with a bird.

having no ambition and doing jobs far below my intellectual capacity

Not neat

it better

is there a gin internet defence force or something
was a simple question lmao. where's the hate coming from

feeling

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no one cares. fuck off.

GIN DISCORD OUT

How much sugar are we talking here, and what do I have to do to earn it?

Also
>mom
>hull
???

what jobs
how did you get them

hello ginpol discord

By living in a first world country

You wouldn't know this feel

B&Q
applied

what can you mix gin with
just like the occasional gin and tonic myself

One of the animals has left his cage today
Off in search of better things it seems

love gin
hate bruce simple as

can only cum to asians lads

lemonade

i went to law school and graduated...

dont believe it

what would actually happen if a muslim unknowingly ate bacon? would they start melting or something

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I'm going to kill myself, I hate my life, and myself, I've never been happy and I want too much that I can't have because I'm an incompetent, useless fuckwit. I don't even deserve to live. I deserve to die painfully

poo inevitable very soon

I'm not a teenage girl

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ah yes, life on easy mode

Hendricks is the best gin.
All there is to it. gidf fuck off.

I think old ladies drink gin.

Who the fuck elected you to speak on behalf of /brit/? You're the one who needs to fuck off.

go do it if it's so easy :^)

hello runt

>Who the fuck elected you to speak on behalf of /brit/
/brit/ did. guess you missed the election. you can fuck off now.

i don't do things that take 5 years just because they're easy

cant afford law school, dont have a job

anyone else feeling a bit shit they voted Tory?

i'm not where I should be in life

Theres a girl im friends with on facebook who was an escort at 18. (well idk what the word is, wasnt just sex she did, she would be rented for weekends away etc by "sugar daddys" and she'd be their gf)
apparently shes now moving to Greece to work in a brothel at the age of 19

This girl went to a private school and has two normal parents.
Imagine that was your daughter

Yea
Oh well

Shit parents

there's literally no job that i think i could do, that i want or that i think i'd get

Wrong

I used to feel the same, but my life got good. And it was made all the better by having lots of miserable life to compare and contrast. People who have a shitty first half and a good second half are the happiest, luckiest people in the world. Killing yourself now would be like spending an afternoon cooking a delicious meal, only to throw it in the bin.

I voted Ukip in my constituency which is even worse when you consider they not only destroyed themselves but told everyone to vote tactical Tory anyway.

don't fall for society's artificial deadlines

no because i'm not a turborunt that votes tory

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it's really hit me like a ton of bricks the last few days
went to uni, reluctantly, just to avoid getting a job for a few years
now there's no escaping it and i just feel like i want to curl up and die
fucking hate being an adult

every pundit, writer and regular observer of politics is sucking off Corbyn right now
for being an old fashioned honest politician like the good old days so it's natural to feel a bit shit that you didn't get in on this

these are the same crowds who were slating him for weeks not short beforehand

really, the right-wing just needs its own Corbyn more than ever

>Not in the middle of the jungle
yeah I know, just having a giggle, Tarzan. Still some of the pictures you've posted look really cool.
>Imagine paying premium for Corona
yeah, imagine.. with all that selection too. I'll take a proper picture myself next time I go shopping.

probably
still though I doubt they gave her the idea that selling your body wasn't a bad thing. That would be feminism

it's time to leave the country for fun

cheer up you miserable fucks
ever heard of drugs? society disagrees but they genuinely are an easy solution