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Cheer up grumpyguts edition

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alri

no, fgt

don't need to stack shelves when there's no food

Jews aren't actually real, right? They're just like those monsters under the bed right?

>grumpyguts
Sounds like an Aussie expression. Not complaining. Just saying.

Here's how labour can still win:

>tfw can't disagree with any of that

actually made me smile
thanks :)

fun fact: Stalin outlawed homosexuality as it was seen as a fascist deviation

>people mixing communism with facism

uhm, try again sweetie, the USSR under Lenin was a literal paradise, only after the FASCIST Stalin got in power did it go to shit.

Note how every communist leader has also been a fascist dictator, proof that humanity cannot lead itself, as power corrupts them too easily.

Communism of the future will be lead by machine learning AIs, and will usher in a glorious age for us alll

Jeremy Sanders

Bernie Corbyn

A political ideology that views the state as an organism and promotes health, strength, purity, unity, and beauty as the primary virtues.

I laughed pretty hard at this.

the more holes people poke in communism the more i understand why the commies built a huge fucking wall (literally and figuratively) to keep everyone in. fucking lol. state of pinkos and their fascist dogma.

if i lived in the soviet union or cuba i'd want to leave too.

Because ask any surgeon whether they'd rather do surgery or stack shelves all day

wish i was dead lads

statists are mentally ill

sadists are mentally ill

were*

who /NAP/ here

Hey I hear cuba's alright, even with the giant US embargo

thesun.co.uk/news/3780289/oap-teeth-thrown-to-floor-travellers-nature-reserve/

>the absolute STATE of Britain

Sadie is mentally ill

any orange lads in?

ancaps are nonces
ancoms are virgins

Can't believe it, Little Caprice has been BLACKED

fooooooooooooooood revyooooooooo

'President' Scronald Blumpf here ama

Coming soon to Netflix ..

WHAT THE NAZIS DID FOR US

A fascinating look at the outstanding achievements and lasting effects of Hitler and his heroic rise to power

'Brilliant. Just Brilliant'
Kay Burley

'I was literally goose-stepping around my living room by the end'
Piers Morgan

'Literally changed my fucking life! a Must-See'
Tony Blair

had two hours sleep lads

"Fascist"- something I don't like.

alri

me lad
no surrender

>degenerates who whore our their bodies for cash act like degenerate whores
ooh shocker!

looks like an attractive kate mara

wishing for a war to go through and collecting bennies after

so many fucking scrotes itt

right wing = bad
left wing = good

>mfw I BTFO the capitalist shills who are living in the greatest inequality since capitalism began

It's like stockholm syndrome, the jews take their money and the capitalist shills thank them for it

always thought that desu
but mara is attractive too

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The horrific betrayal of

Holy shit lads so many good games coming out

Literally creamed myself when I was the new metro game

Yeah, look at this happy family just on their way to Disneyland for a holiday.

you dont get sectioned for being mentally ill.

SNP? hate em
Sinn Fein? hate em
Labour? hate em
DUP? love em
Orange Order? love em
Americans? hate em

watching the bethesda conference right now and it's doing my nut in.
Microsoft was good last night though

shes ok with her hair down

proud crony capitalist here - it's the superior system

>bethesda's paid mods scam

howling

this is unironically how my mates see the world

they were taken aback when they found out that me, the polite, respectable, quiet one of the gang was a right-winger.

>new metro game
>open world

i want

me in the white shirt shrugging with this music playing
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Did you know that the Caribbean isn't the only place with creolised languages? One of the only creolised languages in Europe is shelta, the language that Irish travellers speak. It's a unique creolisation of Irish and English.

>Americans? hate em

Funny as fuck looking at the lefties making up conspiracy theories about why labour lost and the evil intentions of the tories whereas the right would be ridiculed if they made up anything like that

Glad I don't play video games anymore. But a get a second hand embarrassment when I hear other people talk bout it

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because they're actually right honey x

Bit gay mate x

Haven't played in six months but recently broke up with a significant other and could do with the escapism

think I've heard this on a train once
couldn't understand what they were saying but some words sounded English

Why did everyone make fun of Theresa for the field of wheat thing? What, would everyone have preferred that the naughtiest thing she's ever done is take hard-core drugs in uni or what?

love tim
hate marcus hausen and dentists
simple as

Been using those hand gripper things
can do 200lbs on my right hand but only 100 lbs on my left

if it's in public like at a party or something then yeah talking loudly about fallout is cringe but not on Sup Forums

>hierarchy is go-

what exactly is Tim's official status anyway? kind of weird that someone like that can live alone given the possible risks they can be to themselves. surely there is some health worker or something who comes around to make sure he's managing

Should send them all back, they don't belong in America

You're not one of the lads until you've stuck your cock in a pig.

putting stuff up your arse actually feel good or is it a meme

aren't they all male? lol

might succumb to lunch

didnt like it when i tried it, felt very uncomfortable

dont think people would do it so much if it was just a meme
wont try though

why is it that in private or in anonymous environments, right-wing ideas get talked about a lot more?

feels like mostly leftist thought is publicly tolerated by society

They often use it to communicate with one another, it's not just the typical Irish sounding accent in English. The entire language is different and its believed shelta has existed since the 13th century. Travellers are so weird, no one really knows much about their history. I think it's most likely that they're just Irish people who held onto ancient clan like tradition.

wow kill yourself anytime

it's nine o'clock on playschool clock though

all pikeys should be killed

NEED an ABC produced documentary on the lives of the different Australian posters

it's a hangover from the conflicts of the last century

the right wing is more individualist
while the left is more communal/social

sensitive post

dear mentally ill fat cunt

i'd appreciate it if you didn't autistically play your little piano tomorrow you virgin nonce, stacy is coming over.

sincerely,
your neighbour, chad

Ah yes
America

you dinnae have my consent

Can't tell if this is clever satire or genuine leftypol "outrage."

average people are dumb and perceive liberal shit like equality, tolerance, and white guilt as being morally superior

*turns up the amplifier to 11 and shakes you bedroom down on top of you both*

don't really see the appeal of gaming for hours on end the way many people do

guy I work with constantly talks about how he's up til 4-5am playing FIFA or GTA or something. I gave my PS3 to my nephew bout 2 yrs ago and I haven't even thought of getting a PS4 or XBone cause I'd just get bored of the games and just wind up shitposting instead

Lena Dunham is repulsive

>millennials
>end of capitalism
EL OH EL

eg on tost

who /leftypoldiscord/ here?

rancid

you don't have to support your claims in an anonymous environment and you can just be angry and act as if you're correct

ah yes, Judaism