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Coptic women edition

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/balt/

>just got home from new job
>absolutely shattered
>just looking forward to bed, after which work will start all over again

Hope Mr. Goldberg is pleased at least

anime

is knob cheese vegan

STOP MAKING NEWS BEFORE 310 YOU FUCKING SPACKERS

we're in here lads

REQUIRE coptic gf

sue

we're in here

we're all in here

how do i get a job

you apply to them
go to the interview if you get one

>4 posters
haha wankers

is it hard to apply and pass an interview?

not if you're a normie
RIP otherwise tho

it depends on the job
if you've never had one before, then you'll have to apply to shit jobs and put up with them for a while to get some experience

...

>I have a physics degree

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i know about gravity

"excuse me please mate", me on my way to my job as a barrister, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

reeeee
any idea what to start with?

love graffiti
hate london's CCTV and criminal damage policy

not a chav just like creative selfexpression
simple as

state of him

was just subjected to female twitter, women are not human beings, their sensibilities are abnormal

den kilogram ambah leaf?

ya takin the piss

>barrister
HOWLING
HOLLERING
SCREECHING
SEETHING
CREASING

tbf gravity is quite complex and interesting

fuck off you stupid chav cunt

well it depends on your qualifications
if you don't have a degree, try supermarkets, pubs, warehouses, call centres

if you do have a degree, office work, or stuff related to your degree

fuck off cretin

nobody cares about your nigger """art"""

how much of an advantage is having an Oxford degree?

if I have a First from Oxford can I just waltz into any job I please or is it still tricky to find gainful employment?

olive chicken tonight lads
gonna make rice with it

have a bit of an interest in it now, but i sort of shafted it when I was doing my GSCEs and got my only B in it
o well

Why does British Airways have such teensy tiny seats?

>fuck off cretin
>
>nobody cares about your nigger """art"""

What's a good opening message on a dating site

what do niggers smoke in the uk? they love newports here

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"hey whats up?"

ey bby u wan sum fuk

>>fuck off cretin
>>
>>nobody cares about your nigger """art"""

"hi"

if theyre interested in you thats all you need
if they arent then no amount of witty banter will help

Mate has a history degree from Oxford (2:2) and is currently signing on

in gravity/GR or physics as a whole
because there's no general relativity til the 3rd or 4th year of a physics degree. just read a book lol

alri

Depends on your profile
If you send her(him) a pickup line without looking the type, you'll give her weirdo vibes

I always find just saying hi and asking a question about themselves is a safe enough start. Girls love talking about themselves.

saying just "hi" will put them off cos it's boring

Copts usually get indiscriminately shot up or bombed once a month, including children. Such a shame really.

khat

what does "signing on" mean?
also 2:2 is pretty poor i think

I doubt you could walk into /any/ job but if your goal was to get a job where most of the other applicants were just normal rustler-group 2:1s then you'd have a significant advantage on paper at least.

There will be jobs where I would assume the majority of candidates have Oxbridge firsts or went to Harvard / MIT etc. Fuck knows what jobs though.

going to get a desmond for a laugh

>those tall hoardings which make it hard to jump into the site

really annoying

yeah i'll have a degree soon

menthols

doing a poo

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

business idea: abolish gender-segregated bathrooms

British scum.

Agree. Can't wait to be using a urinal whilst simultaneously hearing girls fart and poop

wrong
if youre hot it doesnt matter
women really dont care what you put as an opener

t. woman

claiming bennies, unemployed, on the dole

>tfw just finished doing a history degree

what in?

gravity is just a theory bro

...

Civil Service lad, it's like life's safety net for the mediocre

business idea: fuck off

...

OCD is a fucking nightmare

>what does "signing on" mean?
FOB

please be in L O N D O N

results aren't out til 21st

guffawing

>Arabs ruining everything of worth around them
A shame indeed
Who's idea was sticking them in the cradles of civilisation?

13 hours until work begins

iktf lad I go see a therapist every week

fast stream is insanely competitive

history
err
right
office work then

'hoon
youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

>begins

*resumes

Begins suggests that you're currently free, not just on an overnight break from your weekly shift

if you're attractive, you can say whatever you want to a woman and she'll love it

if you're average or ugly and say the same you're a creepy weirdo and will get blocked instantly

Me in the red

I helps if you live in a big city if you're looking for a job. I graduated (English) and struggled to find a job for a bit but when I moved to London I found a job within a month at a publishers that is perfect for me.

>trying to watch the latest Angry Dad video and the internet cuts out

I meant just normal civil service, yo history degree isn't going to impress grad scheme people

Does it help with the OCD?

got pissed again haha

is it hard to get in?

what the actual fuck happened to ./britfeel/?
it's just LARPing nonces

I really want susanna to stand on my bollocks

>me
>average job
>work really hard for my money
>earned 35k last year
>decent wage but not amazing
>won't to do so much
>so many things I want to try and buy
>limited by funds all the fucking time
>bills bills and more FUCKING BILLS
>have rich friend
>both he and his family are very rich
>has so much disposable income
>can just go out and buy all the newest shit and have 7 holidays a year
>new top of range motor ever year

FUCKING LIFE SUCKS!!!

Doing something like English or Sociology or History of Art at Oxford or Cambridge gives you better prospects in life than doing Maths or Engineering at one of those rustlers group meme unis. The strength with which the STEM meme is pushed by those autist failures just confirms it further

Yeah desu try it lad might help ya

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better remix

>tfw ugly manlet

shan't be bothering with women

i suppose, although i think i'd get pretty bored. would prefer to be outside, or at least not in an office

Oi lads

Fast Stream (grad scheme) yes

Otherwise no, the recruitment is standardised and the competencies you get asked for on the application and in the interview are basically a tickbox exercise.

become a gay twink

>tfw