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the todd is near edition

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Spoke my own name and spooked myself

can't even succ my own dicc

FUCKING

BUY

THE

VR

Too hot today buddies

BUT IT'S NOT SO FUCKING HOT TO BUY MY FUCKING GAMES BITCH

the gf

Do you want to be 175 pounds of flabby loser or hardened muscle?

Can't believe I was hoping for a remastered New Vegas

www.falloutnewvegas.com

WOW BUY HIS GAME

Beth*sda is way too salty still. The money will be right for them to swallow their pride eventually.

Neither

I wish to be 175 pounds of grape jelly as then I will no longer have to suffer the cruelty of life and can instead spend the rest of my days content in knowing I will provide many a child with the satisfaction of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

OBSIDIAN?

I'LL KILL YOU

click on the link

inanimate objects feel nothing your choice is akin to suicide

Can you give yourself a footjob?

despacito

what does chulo mean

whew, you shouldnt get me worked up like that

lets all buy Fallout4 and its DLC while we calm down

Stop

The satisfaction is one I would feel prior to the transformation, moreover suicide is nowhere near as preferable to being made into a sweet jelly so that your death will have some purpose
In this instance the purpose of feeding the hungry

pimp

handsome, but it can also means pimp

i have a feeling you're lying to me

I get called that at work but im pretty sure it means gay

When I die I want my skin to be fashioned into a coat and given to a homeless man as his only garment

>inanimate objects feel nothing
prove it

I'm thinking of buying a fleshlight or some other sex toy

>EYO THAT DAT TRUMP GUY IS A REEL BUFFOON AIN'T HE TONY

>tfw my uncle from the Bronx actually talks like that

man why was that song so popular wtf, is about to hit 2 billion views and it was uploaded this year

for reference the last song to hit 2 billion was justin bieber and that was released october 2015

EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

DIS TRUMP GUY, HE REMINDS ME OF A GUY MY UNCLE KNEW AFORE HE TAUGHT 'IM THE BUSINESS

Haha that's cool but you should also check out some cool video games like fallout? maybe?

you did it wrong

>tfw no based black man friend

I just watched the video

I want a latina gf

asians out

heeljob maybe

What would you rate your foot game out of 10?

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fuck off lmm

Why are there so many racists in scandinavia

0/10

only girlfeet can be rated

Who?

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Good post

eat better

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Wrong

Fake news

any cool e3 stuff while I was at work?

*eats Doritos and candy*

got laptop with windows 10 on it
paid 10 bucks for Windows 7 key
REAM MY ASS BILLY

It just started you dumb IDIOT

no

ubisoft starts in one hour

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no.

although i ate a lot yesterday so i'm going to try not to eat the rest of today

I already eat pizza everyday

this is the third day, dude

You know you can get Windows 7 for free right?

How can girlfeet be so smooth?
GF has literally 0% callus on her feet, they're silk.

Maybe it's the aboriginal genes.

This man's gone off the deep end

*watches E3 in front of your gf*

the majority of people that post on this same thread probably have really smooth feet too.

>tfw no gf to watch E3 with
>tfw no gf

uuuh idc because there are no QT asian girls here

There's a 1st gen. poo in the loo girl at my work who is my oneitus. She's Catholic, and I didn't even know they had Catholics in India. Getting close to making my move

user, your mods are now mine and you have to buy them, I hope this won't be a problem

Right?

You know you can suck my dick?

help
this is a really (not) important matter

>341 songs
>total of 23 hours
>nothing to listen to

help

howielee.bandcamp.com/album/socialism-core-value

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whoa no need to get so defensive, I was just giving you a helpful tip you retarded cunt

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I have better taste in music than anyone in /cum/

Search your favourite artists on last.fm and check the related artists on their page

gl

yEAH I bougght donkey kong freeze dong really cheap but the box was kinda dented.

post your 3x3 then, pleb

>Whole eggs
As opposed to half eggs?

>last.fm
lmao what year is this?

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You still do 3x3s like some sophomore mu faggot
Laughable

youtube.com/watch?v=Nlf_FxaeLU8


wow

t. pussy

ass

bitch

licherally nothing wrong with last.fm

btfo

>tfw been trying to get into jazz
>it all sounds the same

Literally use last.fm every day, but it makes me hate myself because all I listen to is Radiohead and Pink Floyd

Don't stop me from posting your generic mucore 3x3

Listen to irish shanties and drinking songs

what have you listened to? Herbie hancock and Miles Davis have a wide variety of different kinds of jazz

brainlet

Had a sausage and egg mcmfuffin this morning. Thought they just did them here 2bh

still not seeing any 3x3, pleb

Oh every time I close my eyes

>I speak in codes. I hide in plain sight as a body that’s simultaneously hyper-visible and impossible to see

this bitch graduated from my university

Because I dont do those lmao
>pleb
2011 called kid

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oh yes eric dolphy, charles mingus, sun ra

the list goes on and on

Strongly considering getting some Whataburger

it's art

pussy

ass

bitch

I see my name in shining lights