GREAT THREAD

You are chosen as first man to ever go on 1 way ticket to Mars but you can choose any actress to go with you, who do you choose?
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>pic related for me

She would resent you for choosing her, and hate you more than anything. There's no chance you'd get any sex or anything. You are a pathetic nerd.

virgin detected

I know you are upset but you don't have throw your gigantic anger towards us. Havent you check the news? There will be sex dolls soon you can finally touch the female that is not your mother

Ok if you want to be that cynical IM STREET DAWG FUCKING NERRRDS guy, I'm sure OP could overpower the bitch.

OOOOOOH WOOO WOOO WOOO


SPACE MOMMY
PART XV

OOOH MOMMY PLEASE I NEED YOUR MILK TO POWER MY OUTER SPACE JET BOOSTER, I'LL BE STRANDED WITHOUT IT

NOOO!!! MOMMY DONT RAPIDLY TOKYO DRIFT AROUND THOSE ASTEROIDS AND SLINGSHOT AT ME USING YOUR HUGE UDDERS

OOOHFUUUUUUCK MOMMY DONT BOUNCE ME INTO THE SUN PLEASE JUST A LITTLE PITTLE MILKY MOMMY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAATGHHHBLBLBLBLBLHGURGERK I'M BURNING PUT ME OUT BY CANCELLING THE COLD FUSION OF THE SUN WITH THE INTENSE MASS OF YOUR BREASTESES MOMMY UH OOOOOOOOOH

until next time

Yeah but you're all alone together on a planet billions of miles from the nearest police station, it's not like she's just gonna say no.

Lexi Belle's clone

this is an exceptional post

Any other choice is wrong

Would an older woman be more likely to be motherly towards me? Because I could really really use an intimate mother and a big sister all in one.

See ya never again, suckers!

those feet are weird looking

would still fuck

mai waifu.

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>tfw no commander gf
;-;

>imagine populating a martian colony with her

We would swim mars vast oceans together forever!!

penelope cruz
in our next life we can both be cats

oh it's this guy

You're welcome, Earth.

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Gorgeous, and always seems genuine and nice in interviews

so selfless, bravo

I'm going to ruin this thread but some changes are needed to this.

>no Carla Gugino
>no Demi Moore
>no Sigourney Weaver
>no Gina Gershon

>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

Throw Jennifer Connelly on there and golden.

Prime Lacey

I miss glauposting.

Nigga you're wrong Mean Girls prime.

>but you can choose any actress to go with you

Gina Carano, she can lift and build shit and is still wreckable

Was it any good during Arrow season 2?

Nigga you gonna be in flight for a while and then on mars for who knows how long. She will get to what you consider prime eventually. Enjoy JB Lacey on the way.

>Rachel Weisz
You have my attention.

Pic related, for the stories and good bone density.

>not going with android-fu

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Goodbye forever.

As if there is any other choice.

Just give me a bioengineering machine so i can create my dream harem on mars

Before the drugs. Also no drugs allowed on trip.

I like 5 better although she's always covered in 15 layers of clothing

>bioengineering machine so i can create my dream harem on mars
Is your name Robert Ford

what is the thread theme?

She looks like Lia Lor too.

Nah man, I'm calling Chris.

Doctor Hook's hit song "When you're in Love With a Beautiful Woman".

Do they have floss on Mars?

>I know those feels.

Obviously I meant being her senpai and mentor.

I hope your spaceship blows up.

The journey time to Mars is only about 300 days.

Taking my racially impure, yet beautiful waifu

not that user but why

I don't choose an actress. I choose a scientist.

fpbptbh

Okay seems legit but he's joining because you can't control your horny level.

Only good choices in this thread.

>jews leaving earth

Never.

I imagine he'd be pretty rad to drink with.

MINE!!

>three drinks in he makes a joke about projection

My heart weeps for her

Maisie!

>you dong't know khow mayn times our bait was wraped adn emurderefd.

Personality has to factor into this since you'll be alone with her forever(?).

I'm gonna go with Liz Gillies, she seems pretty cool.

I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with this.

>when you lock her outside the compound but are too busy staring at her jiggling to notice she doesn't need to breathe.

Triple dubs confirmed she's getting locked out as a joke then she acts cute.

Nice. I win again.

Why are we even discussing this?

She's mine back off.

Is this from the Baywatch movie literally nobody asked for?

I might have to give it a watch if that's the case.

I swear she had to have had a reduction as she got older but every time she's on screen I like it.

Noah was some religious kino if you ask me.

Yessir.

>not travelling space and time with a legitimate time-lady

MUH DICK

what a fucking pig slut

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>No one has posted her yet
Bunch of fags

because I was busy jerking it in the other mew thread

Dang

Think she'll come back in Sky High 2: We've Run Out of Ideas?

Well in terms of conservation of resources, and the motivational and intelligence and psychological factors needed to co-manage a years long space expedition... You'd want petite, short, smart, focused, and qt. Probably gotta be qt Vikander.

too old
doesn't have caloric intake discipline

I like the way she gets shot in the brain

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Chastain.

Plebs.

>choose Glau
>notify the space agency about your companion
>ticket gets cancelled

a virgin Zooey

What's to stop you restraining her and raping her?

It's not like they can come and save her anytime soon.

Not even close

I highly recommend the Texas Chainsaw movie with her in it.

Prime pussy play

jesus

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I want to hold and kiss her passionately so bad

>in space no one can hear you scream queenalso zero gravity pummelings

>dat mouth
>dem brows

Just fucking kill me now