Y'know

Y'know

I wouldn't mind more Mexican actress in Hollywood

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>swn cry out 'AY PAPI' while cumming on your dick

as a mexican i can confirm this

CHI

BUILD

THE

COCK!

If they replace white actresses? No. If they replace negresses? God yes.

>bandidas was a box office bomb

The rise of homosexuality in Mexico and the United States is the only explanation

>this is literally your number one fetish

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instead you'll have to put up with baboons like that nigger in ghostbusters

>watch Desperado
>Hayek and Banderas sex scene happens
>it's literally softcore porn
I wasn't ready.

is there a reason why i get these two people mixed up?

Not really, unless you need your eyesight fixed.

Their faces look nothing alike.
Hell, Cruz isn't nearly as THICC as Hayek either.

Honestly I used to somehow get Hayek confused with Paz Vega.

youtu.be/0-YmasoZ22k
Hey guys remember this scene

yea, I remember....

I wouldn't mind my wood in more Mexican actress

I do that shit with Paxton/Pullman

Nope. I rented it just because the box said Salma and Penelope and NUDITY.
Was Steve Zahn.

Dirty pool

What's your beef with Winston?

as long as they have a fat ass like salma then yeah I'm fine with it too

what colour is mexican? niggers are black, superior aryans are white, arabs are brown chinks are yellow.

MOMMY

Man, she has aged like wine of the finest quality.

I can just see the news headline

>Crazed user runs onto Red Carpet; Shoves face up dress of Salma Hayek

>that grandma-panty panty-line

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do you think she has a grandma muff?

Bitch.

more like spanx line
but she's fifty, so as a mexican she should be a grandma now

>tfw you'll never marry a billionaire because you have big breasts

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Just so it again last week for the first time in 20 years. I have to say, her ass looked sloppy from behind. Rodriguez was smart to keep that angle to a bare minimum

>tfw Hayek looks way too much like my mom

Life is suffering sometimes...

What's this?

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Damn your penor must ache

Look up rbd or rebelde.
Make sure it is the mexican version, not HueHueHueshit.

It's a soap opera/musical group kind of thing.
It was huge in all of Latin America, we're talking pokemon at its peak huge (at least for females).

It was even popular outside of Latin America and was eventually broadcast here in America but it wasn't as big.

mores o since hayek gives birth to ugly daughter

Quite the opposite.
Every time I see Salma I start to get a boner but if I really let the image linger it reminds me of my mother and it just turns me off.

penelope is cuter anyway

Yeah, you're right.

Move aside plebs, literal Goddess coming through.

Winona Ryder?

>no thalia
plebs
childhood crush desu

>gf is 12 years younger than me
>cries out "oh DADDY!" and sucks thumb during sex
>literally calls it her "wet little cunny" and I can't help but think of Sup Forums during intercourse now

how old is she

you should call her your naughty little girl and tell her how she's so much better than mommy

patrician detected.
Salma isn't even full Mexican but part lebanese or some shit. Thalia is the real mexican goddess.

old enough

I would totally throw one in her mom, tbqhfam

well you only live once, and your girlfriends feelings are nothing in the grand scale of things, why not?

What are the essential latin-american TnA core shows?
I sometimes see webms on /gif/

weather.

sabado gigante was bretty good.

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>be like 6
>grow up Mexican
>watch Sábado Gigante every weekend
>never understand why my penis was so hard whenever I would watch it

Good times.

hot, does it have more such scenes?

>He stalks the old hag instead of her
What an idiot desu.

>Watched it in college for some fucking reason
>One guy goes to take a piss shortly before the sex scene
>When he comes back we all yell out that he missed the view of her glorious tits

Me too. But I wish the more ethnic looking ones would have bigger roles instead of just being maids or servants. I'd like to see more women like the ones in apocalypto instead of a Spaniard with a Mexican passport.

Is that fucking Tarantino?

>tfw relatives used to tease three year old me because I would stop playing and watch her whenever they would watch Marimar

>tfw masturbate to 30 rock

Caliente

>tfw my dad watched it every Saturday

this is good and all but how do I find videos of these thick latinas in tight clothing and bikinis online

Who /larisaenvacaciones/ here?

Pasito tun tun...

based Tarantino wrote that scene just so he could suck her toes, he's living the dream

pasito tun tun

Pedro bestboy of Risa en Vacaciones

I hate that shit. Rbd was horse shit

>poser shit
>shit music
>retard cast

Man, I thank every day that is over, no hoping for banda to gtfo

I want her to breastfeed me

Look up any spanish tv show on youtubes

she is the best part of that show

>liking that tortilla midget

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what about cuban actress

IKR mostly more BBW, RIP La Bodoquito BTW

LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

>half lebanese half spaniard
>mexican

lol. That's not what actual mexicans look like, senpai. They look like short fat little troll dolls