The Perfect Weapon 2016

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GO GO GO SEGAL KINO IS BACK

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somebody post that webm of the segal flick with like 30 jump cuts in the same scene

why settle for a webm?

youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM

I can't believe this shit is real

>back
He's never left.

Why does Seagal and Jesse Ventura pretend they served in the military?

Also, why the fuck do people believe them?

wtf I still have to watch end of a gun

>checking his imdb
ok this dude is producing all this shit too, he's straight up into money laundering right

they dont. They both are real deals.

Seagal served his country and freedoms in CIA and Jesse Ventura was a SEAL in navy SEALS in SEAL team

Seagal is known by Iraqis as the butcher of Basra for what he did in the war.

He was also called upon to advise SEAL team 6 by Obama during the Bin Laden raid in Pakistan.

does it reach the quality of 'Good Man'?

It's not possible to list all of mr. Seagal's accomplishments and credentials because the bandwidth of the internet isn't vast enough

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I love how Seagal always casts manlets to make himself look more intimidating. Insecure fuck.

when does he teleport, i don't see it

Seagal is 6'5

He can cast regular lads and still look like a big guy in comparison

damn he's pretty big

>ex CIA operative
>fluent in 8 languages
>IQ 186
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Honorary Russian
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>worked for the mafia
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Serbian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Trains FSB agents
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>child prodigy of Little Milton
>has 1911 collection
>Better shooter than Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back
>Impervious to choke hold
>Russian Citizenship

got anything more to add?

>all those cuts
You gotta be fucking with me

PUNANI?

big is beautiful

Putin is like 5'7''. Are we sure Seagal is 6'5?

Your post is an insult to the accomplishments of this great man

That doesn't count. Putin is a midget.

Jesse Ventura actually did, though.

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RECOMMEND ME SOME SEGAL KINO THAT ITS ACTUALLY GOOD AND DOESN'T INVOLVE SEGAL NOW!!!!

Ok there, Jesse.

>doesn't know anything about trigger discipline
>is a pathological liar

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Seagal has achieved such discipline and control of his body through meditation and Aikido that it is impossible for him to accidentally discharge his weapon

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Ventura is confirmed to have served in the military, it's what he actually did while serving that he lies about.

youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU

why can't I watch this seagal kino, 4chin is telling me it's deleted

This one has been out for awhile now. His most recent flick is titled Contract to Kill.

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did michael j fox cut this movie?

Sexy AF

>Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome (often with ponytail)

So does he just shit these out weekly?

>Lives in Japan for many years.
>Uses chopsticks to eat his sushi instead of with his hands like you're supposed to.

>when you pick a bad spot to save state in your emulator and you desperately try to savage it.

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what

>Claimed in 1993 that his daily exercise regime comprised a two-hour workout of cardiovascular exercise (treadmill) and weightlifting, followed by private martial art instruction.

>The UFC and MMA Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva (aka "The Spider") has learned some moves with him.

>While his box-office appeal has somewhat declined from his halcyon blockbusters of the mid-'90s, Seagal still has a very loyal fan base in the action movie genre and continues to remain a highly bankable star.

Yes

He mopped the floors in the barracks or stocked shelves in the quartermaster store didn't he?

he is 6'3.5 and peak height was 6'4
putin is 5'7 yes

ops sorry got that wrong putin is 5'11 and Seagal is 6'0

What did he mean by this?

he's being pulled on a cart isn't he

Come on, he's an AAA actor, can't expect him to actually physically move from one side of the room to the other now, can you.

no, it is the culmination of being a master of every martial art known to man

It looks like he's roller blading down a ramp.

>>Impervious to choke hold

why is he so great?

kinda looks like cgi where someone took a picture of seagal and wobbled it back and forth across the frame.

>I'm very into the military and police stuff like that

Yes, this clearly shows in his movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0

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