Get text message

>get text message
>"here's my outfit for our date tonight"
>what do?

since when did it become acceptable for parents to let their young daughters dress like prostitutes

Put my cock ring and suspenders on

Introduce her to my good friend Dan Schneider and negotiate a heavy procurement commission on her contract

And don't forget the shower cap and kneepads!

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I would be really embarrassed. People would no doubt gawk and take pics.

really makes you think

Are you ready for a big night, sweetheart?

>"you have the wrong number"
>tfw

text back "u should get a nose job bby"

BASED

You get a Jordyn nose! You get a Jordyn nose! Everyone gets a Jordyn nose!

>our date
YOU KNOW IVE NEVER BEN ON A DATE

>tfw no jj femdom gf
;_;

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I can't fap to this

that's incredibly hot for some reason

that damned bee allergy

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how long until a sex tape leaks?

she can cover that nose but not the hands

This is some next level autism

for you

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She'll probably get hacked when she's 18.
By hacked I mean she'll leak a tape to try and gain popularity and just claim she was hacked.

if you boop, we all die

I fuckin love this guy.

Can't wait

Wish her luck and hope she brings back her boyfriends cum and condom so she can slap me in the face with it

Daily reminder that her boyfriend is black

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Prove it

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Shop a triumphant looking black guy in the background

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jesus christ you guys are sick

>small condom
>small load

What a disapointment desu

Hnggggggggg

just imagine how sweety she'd be after a 2 hour long handegg practice

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this

BIASED

>implying Jordan wouldn't let me go in raw because she wants to have my babies ;_;

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Courtesy of Jamal's BBC

this bitch never met a camera she didn't like

Jordyn has never had french tips she literally always has long white nails get it right you stupid fuck

Oy vey

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im not a nigger so she wouldnt be texting me