What would have improved it?
What would have improved it?
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For most of the movie Harley keeps going on and on about him coming to save her but never does, Deadshot or someone else eventually telling her to shut the fuck up about him and try thinking for herself.
Events play out as they do and Harley feels completely re-affirmed about her new status as a solo act right before the wall explodes and Joker steps in
"Did you miss me baby?"
".....PUDDING!"
roll credits
I don't get it. Is the Joker begging him to cuck him?
Marvel
Big black cock
He's putting him in a Catch 22
"Hey my girl is pretty hot huh?"
>Tell him you think she's hot
BAD END
>Tell him you're not interested
BAD END
No. Joker noticed him checking out his girl. Joker decided to have some fun with him before killing him.
Just take the Joker out and focus on the main cast.
Have dialogue that's not shit.
Get rid of the god-aweful cartoony character intros.
Just a few things I can think of. Even if these changes were made we're talking 7.5/10.
Sex scene with Deadshot and Harley
Have the Assault on Arrkham story. And not the witch crap
HONKA HONKA
Gigantic green joker cock.
more ass shots of harley. much more.
Make joker the main bad guy (he is going to release a jokerized nerve toxin in the city)
For some reason they can't send military so they send suicide squad (let's say joker releases bad guys to run through the city he is holding hostage)
Waller uses Harley as bait
Joker is abusive to Harley in the flashbacks
The movie ends with her siding with her new friends in the squad over joker thus saving the day
Also less of the beginning and more middle where the team interacts with each other
Also Ayer gets his R rating
Dini thought that the Joker was the main villain, go figure.
Better editing for sure. Movie is a complete mess.
>right before the final fight the team splits up
>Killer croc goes to the flooded subway to place a bomb
>rest faces witch
>instead of cutting between the two scenes only show maybe 2 seconds of the killer croc underwater fight scene although they clearly went through the trouble of actually filming it
PREPPING
An audience that isn't 16 year olds who think their taste in entertainment is fucking superior
>Joker is manipulating Enchantress
>Waller enacts Suicide Squad
>SS fucks around a bit but eventually finds and shuts down Enchantress.
>Joker goes full plan B
>Batman shows up, full prep time
>Final fight is Batman vs. SS with Joker shenanigans.
>Anyone left alive is back in Arkham
>After credits scene of Batman scaring the shit out of Waller.
fix'd
These dubs.
>tell him that you're gay
GOOD END
Suicide Squad: Directors Cut
Yeah Extended Cut adds more cut footage, but it sure ain't the complete version of Ayer's vision.
DID YOU JUST ASSUME XERS/ZERS GENDER?
A forced eye cumshot? Not a good end in my view.
Yes. He kills him because he's not the honka honka Bull he'd hoped he was.
Leto Joker wouldn't stand a chance against the Joker Baby. Just sayin'.
this desu
more tits and violence
Less honka honka more actual evil.
common going balls deep in harley an joker sitting in the closet playing with his lil flaccid cock doing his shitty autismo ledger laugh set to some more teenster muisic like death grips or something
Something like this?
Gender swapped Harley/Joker
yes. the whole film has cuck scenes.
this one
at one point the witch has to find a human to use for her spell she kisses a black guy
will smith is the alpha male and cucks several white military pussies and flirts with the sluty one
etc etc
Harley is now Joker's superpowered daughter.
i want to lick her cunny if U catch my memes
No niggers
fuck off, children are not for sexual.
children are not for sex
children are sexy
Perhaps their parents should stop dressing them up for the arousal of sick, disgusting perverts, then.
why is this aloud
Should I watch Suicah Sqwah or Batman v Superman right now
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she is very noisy
Absolutely Halal
how old are you
Is that person running away because she's a suicide bomber?
it's okay to fuck her if she's dressed like a literal hooker right?
she's a suicide squad
>dammit sabah we said "suicide squad" not "SUICIDE squad"
NO
that will never happen as long as the majority of dad's want to fuck their daughters and moms want to live numpho fantasies vicariously through them
sick mind
Well, now you've just ruined my night. That's really fucking depressing.
He's right you know.
Margot gangbang
Not all parents want to fuck their kids
absolute cutie
Fire.
That's what you think.
this girl needs the mating press
>halal quran
>suicide bomber squad
This could have really worked well, because you could have used brainwashed Joker toxin-victims rather than magic oil zombies.
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>mfw I'm getting chills just thinking about that joker baby portrayal
That is some intense method acting to be quite fucking honest.
>when you're so committed to your religion that you have to wear your Allah hat when you're out in public yet still wants to cosplay
when can we download this piece of shit without hardcoded subs for fucking fuck's sake
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Nothing.
There is nothing DC can offer that Marvel doesn't already give with their films. A grittier superhero franchise? That's not even what superheroes are about though, except for emo teenagers. Superheroes are colorful and bright and corny.
DCCU was a mistake.
A script that's not shit and editing that's not done by a trailer company.
did he really want him to fuck this gf?
as far as i understood the scene, joker was just taunting him
Also, how to improve the movie
>make enchantress a good guy and joker the main villain
>less focus on harley quinn
oh shit i'm sorry
please, PLEASE don't tell me it says "lucky you" over her groin
I'd stick my fingers up her ass, if you know what i mean
That editing style throughout the whole thing and a Jihad plotline.
For the movie to not be edited like a clip show with every scene lasting no more than 2 minutes.
elaborate
Did someone say a different director yet. The problem was this was shot like a marvel movie, no joke.
daddy's lil mongrel
muhammad's lil martyr
re-write the plot
suicide squad isn't for saving the world from generic villains
that's what justice league is for
Gritty Marvel is netflix
But all kids want to fuck their parents
More diversity.
Let a jewish direction take over.
Also this.
new script, new plot, re cast everyone except margot robbie
Hey now capt boomerang was good
fine he can stay
>Hey now capt boomerang was good
Anyone can play a drunk asshole throwing knick knacks around, ask my mum
make it 2 movies. it felt rushed, especially the character intros. willard smith was too prominent and the joker was a killing joke.
The jokah bae whould have beat leto to the ground like in pulp fiction if you think about it.
Think about the Baby when he has that angry moment with the sharks. His eyes going nuts.
Deadshoot not being a nigger as you are you fucking nigger shut up