Has Sup Forums ever met a celebrity?

Has Sup Forums ever met a celebrity?

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yes

how did you meet rihanna OP?

Literally who?

I met louie cuck king and jared leto

once I saw bruce willis from the distance

alot

I've hung out with Jimmy Fallon and met Ian McDiarmid. Also one time I saw Jessica Alba in Miami, but it was from a distance.

That's all I got.

"A lot" is two words. Hows that education working out for you?

>Aaron "dude pls give me a role" Paul
>celebrity

>kum & go
>alot

hmm

I met Bruce Willis when he was in Hungary shooting Die Hard. He was angry but I walked up to him and asked for a photograph anyway. He made this "let's get this shit over with" face and said yes. As I was trying to get my phone to the camera mode I said "I'm sorry for whatever is that's going wrong on set". He smiled a little bit and said "wow, you are a nice guy." I wanted a funny photo so as I was taking the photo I licked his bald head. I was taller than him by a lot. "Did you just lick my head?" I said that I wanted a funny photo and I apologized. He started laughing as he walked off and said "you hungarians are crazy".

I took Emma Watson's virginity

sorry posted from my phone

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HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

THICC

Didn't she get aids?

That baby really fucked up her body.

Do you read right to left, niggah?

I think the 5,000 calories a day did more to fuck her up than the baby.

No, I mean that IIRC she actually recently got aids (after the pic on the right was taken).

ryan gosling supermarket electrical infetterence

why does Rihanna love white cock so much?

So your phone is retarded?

Thanks Bill Gates.

I bummed a cig off dana snyder once and we started talking about sports then the french connection and how gene hackman is the greatest american actor ever. He sounded like master shake off aqua teen which is when i realized who he was and he talked about his career and he had a norm macdonald, louis ck and letterman story

it's a black female thing alright alright

A bunch via working in travel and tourism.
Bill Murray->annonying and cringy attempts at humor
Harold Ramis->Chill and down to earth
Jim Belushi->total bro
Maggie Gylanthal-> kind of a cunt
Meg Ryan->JUST
Johnny knoxville->cool
Larry David->a dick but he makes it work
Cherly Haynes-> a bitch who doesnt make it work
Keri Russel->cool as shit
Toni Shalub->cool as shit
Mandy Moore->cool but a bimbo
Bill Belicheck->turbo autismo.
Those are the few I can think of off the top of my head, mostly because dealing with them was memorable.

>me on the right

>Harold Ramis->Chill and down to earth

Cyrus sees what you did there.

Didnt mean it that way, But I laughed at that.

I'd put him in "bro" status. RIP.
Also, Checked.

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This is just weird and desperate

I think this guy is some famous internet hacker or someting

me on the left

kek

>retarded LE BLACKED MEME nigger BTFO
Good

>louie cuck king
Who?

Did he let you fuck his wife?

nah man you shouldn't fuck another man's wife that's rude.

yeah, I've said it before, that frog guy from mr robot
he gives nice heads

What if the husband offers you to do it? I think that in that case it would be rude to not do it.

I wwwannt to fuck rihanna so badly...

met topher grace (eric from 70s show)
ashton kutcher
natalie portman
ted dansen
kaley cucuo
david schwimmer
zach braff
jamie farr
charlie day

guess which one was the asshole

danson, schwimmer or portman

What did he taste like?

Everyone

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

betting it all on Charlie

Braff, any day.

I met Willa Holland

A bunch are musicians, so I'll skip to tv-related

>Greg Sestero
I bumped into his cup of coffee at a book signing and photo op. Thank goodness for...
>Tommy Wiseau
he was so chill about it, being his typical self. He's as strange as you think he is
>George A. Romero
what a guy. even chiller than Wiseau
>Sestero pt 2
met him again and we hugged it out over coffee incident

the jews

good shit

Saw Rory McCann (the Hound) in a Mexican restaurant this summer. He was sat at the table next to me with a woman, probably on a date so I didn't go over and bother him.

Me on the left

>Johnny Knoxville
Sorta kinda dated/fucked a chick who lived with Stevo for a year, said him and Pontius were total bro's.

Bam is a cunt, though.

She saw him fish out on whippits like 5x and turn blue at least twice, crazy fuck.

Fuck, they still do that thing?

Massive gangbangs are pretty popular at college parties now. More than ever possibly.

no

how is she? is she cool?

checked

natalie portman by far

Met John Carpenter, Lou Ferrigno, Booker T and Gillian Anderson a few years ago at a convention

John was pretty cool about it although it was obvious that he had that "I'm too old for this shit" vibe

Lou shows up there every other year so he didn't give a shit

Booker T was a really friendly dude, seemed very appreciative of his fans

Gillian had a long ass line for obvious reasons. She looked even better in person than when she was on X-Files 2016

I saw Mistress T at a maple syrup store in Toronto yesterday. I told her how turning on it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her to kick me in the balls or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now eh?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “m-mommy?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face pretending to squeeze my balls. I just walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her laugh as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen maple syrup bottles in her hands without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bottle and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “because he was a pathetic male,” and then turned around and winked at me. I was scared. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by laughing very loudly. Then she turned and pointed at me and said "that pathetic loser over there will pay my stuff eh". I nodded awkwardly and then she took her bag and left the store.

yeah very cool, Colton Haynes was there too. They hung out together seemed very happy and smiley

I've seen David Suzuki and 'the smoking man' from x-files in my hometown (can you figure it out?)

Also Ashton kutcher filmed a movie at my high school but i didn't care enough to go sit and wait to see him.

Oh and I saw Waka Flaka one time, he was going to 5 guys for a burger as I was leaving.

Conventions, the nightmare of "used-to-be a big star but now I'm signing autographs for $10" actors. Life is so low sometimes.

I stalked David Caradine around the gift shop in LAX but I was on this stupid 'celebrities are people' phase as an edgy teen so I didn't say hi. He was remarkably graceful, its really hard to explain, his movements were at full speed but looked like slow motion.

I met Samuel L. Jackson in a parking lot in 2012 Comic Con and he actually wanted to meet me because I was so non chalant about him I said "hmm thats SLJ" out loud to some parking attendant and just walked on, I heard from behind a "HEY. HEY!" - I looked around and it was SLJ. I said Samuel I am a big fan its just that I had to get to this video game music concert in 20 minutes, he just laughed at me a bit but it didn't get too mocking just probably shocked at the first time anyone ever said to him.

We talked about 5 minutes about Afro Samurai, and I am a librarian so I talked about Lone Wolf and Cub for 20 seconds and asked him if he would ever write a book and he said fuck yes when he feels he'd have the time.

I guess he wrote Go The Fuck to Sleep but I think his memoir should be mindblowing.

Anyway we both really had to go and it sucks because 'pics or it didn't happen' my camera was completely dead.

Funny that you have heard of him though?

strange.

IIRC Gillian usually signs autographs for 60 bucks

still pathetic

thats one of them comic con meet and greets aint it? 60 bucks for a 3 second photo? you don't get any time to talk with them other than saying what you want the picture to look like. hardly enough time to tell if someones cool.

pffft.

i read some shit lately about how stars prefer to do cons way more than tv work because its like 2-3 days of work and 60k in fees. motherfucking easiest money they'll ever make.

I want to believe

Post screencaps of people who think they've met a celebrity but it's actually some fucking homeless dude

how nice of rihanna to take a picture with that homeless man

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Natalie Portman. Everyone knows she is a bitch.

That's true... if you only think about money and forget prestige and dignity. Doing a convention is like being a trained monkey at circus.

There was also a 1hr stage talk that was free where they answer questions from the audience

>5'8''
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'D BET HE'D TRADE IT ALL FOR ANOTHER INCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And it's better that blowing some fat producer to get a role in a shitty sitcom.

Thats nothing compared to Sylvester Stallone who charged 395$ for autograph and 445$ for a photo.

Ive met a few comedians.

Todd Barry is really boring.

prime minister weedman if he counts

Maybe for actresses. Sci-fi/capeshit aren't really prestige genres to begin with. Dudes who are below A-list (ie. not everyone they pass on the street know them) love being in conventions

No one man should be this aroused.

True that. Working on a scifi show is like being a trained monkey too. And yes, yes, I know I sound like wannabe actor having a really bad day.

I met Mister T at a mall. Got his autograph and pictures. Was one of the more surreal events in my life because most of the people there were pretty weird.

porn version, very neat

>ANOTHER INCH
You mean five?

How was it? she seems stuck up. Hot tho.

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Go away, Aaron.

>$60 for a bit of scribble

I'd only ever pay for a photo, and even then i wouldn't go over 20.

Some dude on Sup Forums apparently met Norman Reedus and had his ps4 signed but it broke down with PT on it and didn't want to send it to Sony.

hey hey, based chink is getting the cast to wear Detroit shit

I saw Anonymous once

>lick his head
wasn't expecting that. what did it taste like tho? i imagine a bit salty

Me too user, wanna blog about it on the Mongolian Wall forum together?

>FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER
everytime

>doesn't want sony to fix his ps4 because PT might "disappear"
>can never play PT again anyway because ps4 is broken