Essential Christmascore

>Home Alone
>Die Hard

What else?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalist_(American_Revolution)
theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/13/tesco-unilever-resolve-marmite-dispute-price-supermarket
youtu.be/zGUOIHbVR18
twitter.com/AnonBabble

why would you post that image

>hey fuckos you voted wrong
>yeah you think you can leave that easy? good luck, we have a hundred ways to stop this still
>everyone who voted leave is a fucking racist cunt and should die
>hey look some leave voters say they would have voted differently now, let's undo it because they're not allowed to flip flop like that

man, fuck this world

THE HIGH COURT CAN FUCK OFF

Spent the time with your loved ones instead of watching the electro-jew.

what the shit, i wanted to post this

i'm not british, but i would have voted no to brexit. that being said i think this served as a wake up for a lot of people (myself included) that democracy is only as empowering as the government chooses it to be.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

>Spent the time
>electro-jew
>can't even post properly
Grade-A retardation here.

>oh shit our currency value is collapsing, banks are pulling out of the country, and prices of literally everything is going up let's try to stall this until we can figure out what the fuck is going on

HOW DARE THEY

>as the government chooses it to be.
Thank fuck I live in a country where we're allowed to have guns so that democracy is only as empowered as WE chose to make it.

Go suckle that monarchist teat.

lol

for now

I seriously hope you don't actually believe this.

I wish they'd proceed so all those dumbass brexit cucks suffer and starve

Does Bad Santa count?

Yeah. I'm sure your pea shooters can stand against a professional army that only needs to hit a button and summon a drone to fight for them, because we are still stuck in the 1700s.

either 'starve' because of brexit or be chased out by immigrants

what a choice. Thankfully you can grow food better than land

Y-yes it can

t. fatburger with m16

>muh immigrants

Your life being a disappointment is your own fault. If you can't compete in the job market with Polish toilet scrubbers you deserve to get fucked.

>Go suckle that monarchist teat.
I'm all for blaming things on the monarchy, but they don't have anything to do with this.

And as this user said, a professional army can destroy a poorly organised militia. Your guns are known as small guns. You really think they're going to stand up to missiles and tanks, lad? Come on, get real. Survivalism is a coping mechanism for people who can't understand how powerless they truly are in life.

More like Die Alone

The army is made up of people too ya kow

Not him, but it's more that most immigrants are poor as shit and poor people ruin everything.

You realize those armies are made up of regular people right
Not all of them would kill family and friends for some politician cunt that they've never met

Says the hypocrite posting on a compu-jew.

Oh yeah because the NHS wasn't a completely incompetent failure until you opened up the borders to EU migrants?

yes

Yeah, with such advanced equipment it makes the glock you found in your dads cupboard look like a stone axe.

And non-regular people with drones. And let's face it, it's not like those regular people haven't consistently show that they are more than willing to kill innocents left and right.

I just hope the Queen dissolves Parliament, removes the PM and reintroduces the Monarchy until this shit is fixed.

>a professional army can destroy a militia
Yeah the American revolution the French Revolution and Vietnam definitely proved that

>its shit so lets make it worse
Good thinking champ

I'm not a brit. I'm just saying, most people aren't anti-immigration because some polish dudes stole all the toilet cleaning jobs. They are anti-immigration because poor people ruin everything.

You cannot control an entire country with tanks, or battleships, or fighter jets, or anything else. A fighter jet cannot stand on a street corner and enforce no-assembly edicts. A battleship cannot kick down your front door at 3 a.m. and search for contraband materials or anti-government propaganda. All their technology, like fighter jets, tanks, and battleships is useless for maintaining a police state. Police are needed to maintain a police state. And no matter how many police you have, they will always be out-numbered by the people, which is why it's vital that your police have assault weapons and the people having nothing more than a hunting knife.
But when any random person has a gun shoved in their pants, kicking in that front door just got a whole lot riskier, lest you catch a stray bullet on your way in.

>Home Alone
>Die Hard
>National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
>Bad Santa
all correct
+
>It's A Wonderful Life
>Scrooged
>Jingle All The Way
and of course
>A Christmas Story

1. American Revolution in the 18th century
2. French revolution in the 19th century
3. Vietnam in the 60's

We have the internet now, we have entire government controlled operations spying on people. How do you organise a milita when you'll be SHUT DOWN BEFORE YOU EVER CAN RAISE IT? In 18th century, the government couldn't sit at a computer and find out where you're massing.

Hell, if you try to make a milita today, you'll meet up in a house to plan then get bombed.

>b-b-but the army will defect

And your examples disprove that. 50% of Americans remained loyal to the British. You don't need 20 people to fly a drone.

Cowards like you are why cowards like them have so much power

>Vietnam
>Afganistan

>Actually believes Vietnam didn't involve North Vietnamese regular forces at all
>Actually believes the Vietcong weren't practically annihilated beyond the point of being an effective fighting force following the Tet Offensive
>Actually believes Vietnam was a military victory on the part of the North Vietnamese

>tfw love Christmas for religious and folk tradition reasons
>tfw love Christmas movies and Christmas specials of tv shows
>tfw it'll be chilly outside so I'll wear blanket cape, sweatpants, and dress socks with crocs for max comfort
>tfw gonna ask this grill out back home for coffee and it'll be like one of those cheap Hallmark Xmas movies

This could be a great Christmas if only it got even colder

This argument is retarded.
Who do you think manufactures the weapons? The drones? Who presses the "button"? Who services them?

You're a fucking retard. The American is right. If there was ever a rebellion in the UK, the people would be literally obliterated. Even by a small number of armed police, or whatever.

In the US, however, they all own fucking guns plus factors that are an advantage. It is a completely different story.

coming from a country with more debt than gdp

Batman Returns
Lethal Weapon
Gremlins

And that person you kill when they kick in your door becomes a martyr for the government to prove that the 'domestic terrorist' need to be stopped.

Good job user! I mean, your rebellion will have control of the TV, radio and internet, won't it? It'll be able to control the media, right?

Fuck off, this isn't the 18th century where a guy 100 miles away won't know what's happening to you. People will know what's happening. Information and propaganda wins wars just as easily as a gun.

Going against the government (who will then control all the food, electricity and so on) will offer people food and amenities if they join them. Which, in America, is something people don't want to be without. So go innawoods with your hunting buddies, you might be a thorn in the side, but you can't win against a government that has it's finger on every message that you send. Reverting back to even notes doesn't work, as the cold war proved.

You cannot win, keep telling yourself you can though.

>50% remained loyal to the British
Oh you have no idea what you're talking about you're an idiot
Either that or you're some teenage English cunt
Just lay down your whole life and let big daddy government fuck you in the ass as much as they want
I'd rather die in an unwinnable war than live like an animal on a leash

Few things.

First, American revolution more or less only worked because the French army helped because the militia was pretty useless. Secondly, Vietnam had interventions by two great powers. Thirdly, two of those wars were fought before mechanization.

Well no. But it can level a city and make a lot of people scared to take up arms. And who says everyone would rise up? In the event of a revolution most people would still be on the goverments side. Hell, people right now are cheering for the death of democracy.

And money. They have so much money.

And how do you propose they will hold on to those factories against a organized professional army?

And no. They would be obliterated just as much. Everyone owning some shitty old handgun won't really do much on the grand scale. It will make things a bit harder, but it won't make THAT big of a difference.

It might work in a shitty banana republic where the army is equipped with 80 year old weapons, but not against one of the biggest and most advanced armies in the world.

>Who do you think manufactures the weapons?

Robots who can be controlled by a single person.

I'm afraid you don't, friend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalist_(American_Revolution)

>posting left wing cuck media

No one takes them seriously any more and this article is the perfect evidence as to why.

>I'd rather die in an unwinnable war than live like an animal on a leash

The fact you think you have freedom is fucking hilarious.

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

Please, stop pretending it is.

>Enough retards vote leave
>Get absolutely shafted to the point where marmite isn't available in Tescos
>"C-changing your mind should be possible if you're a democracy!"
Is there anything better than watching Brits being absolutely b t f o? Can't wait for my patriotic British uncle to admit that voting leave was a mistake tbrqhwytf

That's why it's such a good Christmas movie.

Any other movies like it?

Yet Americans let their government fuck them in the ass. Where are your 'rise ups' against Hillary? Or when Bush said "NO NEW TAXES" and then introduced more taxes than ever before? Why didn't you rise up then like you did in 1764?

i think it's already been mentioned but Batman Returns is set in/around christmas

>>Get absolutely shafted to the point where marmite isn't available in Tescos

That's wrong though. Marmite is made in the UK. It's also been resolved months ago. Why are people so uneducated and ignorant?

It's november, fuck off

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!

The independence of the British judiciary is maybe the one good thing left in a court system that likes to employ fraudulent companies to handle sanctions and parole, misleadingly uses fines to avoid boosting prison populations, likes to cheat people out of court representation and sometimes just enjoys being paid lots of money to resolve Russian libel cases for whoever pays most.

We had a terrible justice secretary for quite some time, briefly had a decent one (who was pro-Brexit) and now have a terrible one again. I admire that the judges will do their fucking job and rule on law, not politics. They are not politicians. They are highly qualified legal personnel whose specific job is to interpret and rule on law as it stands. We aren't America, we don't have a fixed constitution we have to kowtow to forever - it can always be changed through an Act of Parliament. This is by no fucking means the first time a court ruling has gone against government policy.

The notion that justices are betraying the will of the people by doing their legitimate job is some retarded, rule-by-plebs bullshit that can get fucked and die.

>the US military is good at dealing with guerrilla warfare

I guess the Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam didn't get the memo.

But America subdued all those places. Guerilla warfare will always be a thing for a while. But that's not to say Iraq was winning the war.

Well, Vietnam didn't get completely subdued, but they would have if America didn't pull out.

and yet you still lost

deal with it

>the daily mail blew some shit out of proportion
Whaaaat

You seem to think constant mosqutio bites against an army is something USA can't deal with. They can. USA could sit in Iraq and Afghanistan for fucking decades if it wanted and would barely feel any losses.

You seem to forget, USA and the coalition introduced a 'civilian first' situation. Where they REDUCED THE DAMAGE POTENTIAL OF THEIR WEAPONS TO REDUCE COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

If USA went full Total War, there would be no stopping them.

As for Vietnam, you pulled out under media pressure. In fact, had you stayed for another 2 years, you'd have control of the country. They were totally spent after the Ming offensive and their leader actually said had USA stayed for one more year, they'd have nothing left.

I didn't even think it was possible to be this retarded. Learn something new ever day here.

>amerifat military literally has 100% loss record when trying to combat insurgencies
>some people think the amerifat military will somehow suddenly become good at dealing with insurgencies despite literally every piece of evidence saying otherwise

People are going to believe what they want to believe, facts be damned.

Why are you so desperately trying to convince everyone to bow down for their inevitable governmental buttfucking? Sup Forums/tv is a pointless place to be spreading propaganda.

Our justice system is probably only going to get worse in the next 5 years and I get a little triggered about it, yeah. My bad.

>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah we totally won in vietnam wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you lost fatty, get over it

>but not against one of the biggest and most advanced armies in the world.

1. As somebody already said, that army is made out of people and they won't take kindly to killing other Americans

2. That army is spread all around the world

3. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH is the basis of American identity

4. Guerilla tactics work almost everywhere and the US is huge. Bombs and missiles are fine and dandy but how do you know where to drop them? If one guy infiltrates the White House/ Pentagon with a gun, all those bombs, tanks and shit are going to be about as useful as a wheelchair to a man with no arms.

Die Hard 2 is

>They can
False.

Evidence: literally every single time they've had to try and deal with guerrilla warfare they lost

The facts are on my side, all you have is wishful thinking. sorry kid

Nope.

I don't care about what the rest of the thread has turned into so I'm going to throw out some recommendations

The Santa Clause
A Christmas Story (Don't much care for this movie, but people enjoy it)
Any of the Rankin/Bass animated specials
Muppet's Christmas Carol is always comfy too

>Afghanistan
>Iraq
>Vietnam

>subdued

this is what amerifats ACTUALLY believe rofl

So, when did they lose? 1812? Hell, in that war you can say pretty much both counties won.

I'm not American mongoloid.

sure thing kid

>months ago
Nigga it was in the news less than a month ago stop spewing bullshit. The place of production doesn't matter for the distribution since Marmite is an Unilever product (which resulted in the issue with Tesco).
Brits on suicide watch

why do brits want to get BLACKED so badly

>implying Polish people are black

>1. As somebody already said, that army is made out of people and they won't take kindly to killing other Americans
They will.
>2. That army is spread all around the world
The good thing with armies are that they are mobile. Hell, Imagine how more fucked the American revolution would have been if it didn't take like 2 months to ship some new troops over to America.
>3. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH is the basis of American identity
It was.
>4. Guerilla tactics work almost everywhere and the US is huge. Bombs and missiles are fine and dandy but how do you know where to drop them? If one guy infiltrates the White House/ Pentagon with a gun, all those bombs, tanks and shit are going to be about as useful as a wheelchair to a man with no arms.
That has always been the case in warfare and most of the time you can get around that. For example, why would you leave the White House/Pentagon stocked with important people during a rebellion like a couple of retards.

theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/13/tesco-unilever-resolve-marmite-dispute-price-supermarket

A Christmas Story

>haha, other countries are stupid because us Americans have some pistols at home
>yeah, that wouldn't really do all that much silly Americans

>better call that guy a amerifat for calling Americans stupid

Do brits even have that big of a black population? I mean, obviously they Muslims out the ass, but black people?

0 fucks about politics but

Home Alone
Home Alone 2
Nightmare before Xmas
Batman Returns
Lethal Weapon

0/10 damage control, do better

Oh you are just baiting. My bad.

man you gave up quick after getting btfo, thats why you amerifats never win any wars rofl

Indeed my yellow faced friend.

Yes, afro-caribbean mostly, I don't know the figures but off the top of my head I'd say they probably outnumber the muslims by a wide margin. At any rate the muslims are touted because they're a perceived threat, not because of any particularly high numbers of them

From what I see on BBC shows, it's like half the people in england are black.

No.

That's like thinking all German Panzer squads were made up of Japanese anime girls.

>creates a Sup Forums thread by a simple missclick
Impressive

But they were

Don't bullshit me, cunt.

This is a thing. I was so tempted to buying it.

I have to hide all my shit because my grandpa is coming to visit and he hates when I idolize dictators and wars via cute girls.

youtu.be/zGUOIHbVR18

Cool card game if you wanna see more pictures.