What is Russia's biggest contribution to the film industry?

What is Russia's biggest contribution to the film industry?

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War & Peace

eisenstein

Tarkovsky

Come and See
Green Elephant
STALKER

bad guys.

everyone hates the Russians

LS Magazine.

Siberian Mouse

who is this qt

Yakov Smirnoff

The king of cold war comedy kino.

just googled this

am i going to jail now?

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Depends

My answer now hinges on whether or not this girl is in porn. Is she?

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Tarkovsky

Hivemindsky

LegalPorno.com

Enemy At the Gates

Steven Seagal (now that he is Russian citizen)

Porn.

came to post this
BASED

HOT WHITE TEENS

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>google
>images

idiot shaking my head

Why don't you take a seat over there.

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and the best kind of porn it seems

Gaidai and Danelia.
Too bad that you, foreign plebs, probably have no idea who they are

Probably Eisenstein or Tarkovsky.

Yep. Battleship Potemkin is probably the more influential film ever made.

First Anal Quest

Tarkovsky
Eisenstein
Parajanov
Nikita Mikhalkov

half of the internet users must be in jail
you go in jail only if you distribute shit like that randomly seeing it on the internet cant get you in jail

It's gonna be this.
youtube.com/watch?v=FU9G5eMCA1o

youtube.com/watch?v=yIc0NqjOPgc
English Dubbed for those that don't speak Superior Russian.

yeah no ur going 2 jail dude

wow it actually looks pretty good

So spare me and my browsing history, user. What is it?

user, I...

This movie has a wearbear with a gatling gun.
This means every other film in cinematic history is equally inferior to it

what is the one thing on the internet you can actually get jailed for seeing

you have to go back

wikileaks

Nothing, at least in my country.

Alright, got it.

Sup Forums once tricked me into googling some other term with similar results.

yes but was it the girl in the OP image. i need to decide if its worth it

it is

It also has superior Invisible woman.

no it's just a bunch of russian kids in lewd photoshoots

im sure you can google it without breaking a sweat, i mean you could google the terms hardcore infant scat porn without getting arrested

I repeat.
Wearbear with a gatling gun.

Spirit Cooking

Director of this garbage can create only modern Adam Sandler-tier movies. Don't waste your time.

Reported

youtube.com/watch?v=IoqiDOivUCo
Neato.

How did Mahvel let them get away with this?

>that military hardware porn
God yes.

>What is Russia's biggest contribution to the film industry?

Faceless lady is my waifu.

Also, reminds me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=T4Oasn5EUac

Viking looks interesting tbqh

>English Dubbed for those that don't speak Superior Russian.

Looks like a cool sci-fi / capeshit flick but the fact is, if foreign film makers want to compete with Hollywood, they're simply going to have to make their movies in English, as it is the de facto global language.

I mean, WTF is even the name of this movie? Because I sure can't read Russkie moonrunes...

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Defenders or Protectors. And It will be worse than F4, because director have no idea how to make movies. All his movies are total garbage for subhumans.

Still looks better than any of the new DC movies

I think the phonetic would be "zashcheeneekee"
Also, slav user, how did you guys like Captain America, especially the soviet elements they added to the second one?

Winster Solider is second greatest MCU movie after IM1. First one is garbage, because of retarded third part tho.

Now WTF is _this_ movie called; "Viking" or "Russian Viking" or what?

Stupid Russians, adopt a normal legible alphabet (and that goes double for Asians and their kindergarten scribbled "letters")!

>implying that giving each letter only a single sound was not a great idea

Why does the letter "C" even exist?
Why is "TH" and "CH" so relied upon?

t. anglo
Latin characters are a mess.

It's "Defenders" or "Protectors".
Russian language is great. That's your fault that you can't handle it.

>Viking
This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_(film)

my ex gf
krasotka bljaa

A better question is why does K exist, since the Latin C was hard. Death to K. S for soft C.

If you are looking for Russian movies, check out

Kin-dza-dza
a 1986 Soviet sci-fi dystopian black comedy cult film

Night Watch
2004 Russian urban fantasy supernatural thriller film
and its 2006 followup
Day Watch (Night Watch 2: The Chalk of Fate)

IMO Day Watch is more entertaining than Night Watch.

Ивaн, please.

Roman letters and the English language are the global standard, anything else is a just a back-woods local dialect.

One of the best movies of the 90s desu

JŋglJš Jz ðə globəl læŋgwəǰ

Wasn't Night Watch supposed to be a trilogy? I'm sure i heard they were planning 3 movies.

My nigger

We has greatest poets in history, mate. Our language is beautiful is used properly.

god tier traps

the second movie is really good too. shitty that guy died in some bizarre ice avalanche.

I would have argued you have the best realist literature.
Greeks have a strong claim on poetry unless we narrow out their epics.

she's not a trap!

Porn. Especially child porn.

Brat 1 & 2

1. Tarkovsky
2. Eisenstein
3. FirstAnalQuest

No idea, but the novel series got 6 or 7 books.
Can't find any info if there was more than two movies planned. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_Watches

wtf i hate transgender faggots now

Do you have much experience in these matters?

The irony is that they are making a comic book movie, without a comic book.

it's Zasheetneekee
The Soviet or Russian elements in ALL the American movies are retarded, including shit like Eastern Promises.

i've made a terrible mistake

S*rb

>tfw no 4k 60 fps quality łș magazine

>We has greatest poets in history, mate.

And it doesn't mean shit unless / until it's translated in English, because nobody is learning Russian.

Not really. I do have fantasies about my young self being molested though.

yeah, they have some nice ones
but only trannies from BR are god tier
russian are flat af

wtf I love trannies now

russian capekino?

>Russian

>now

she clearly speaks russian