Just got out of prison

Been locked up for 6 years. Last movie I watched was inglorious bastards. What should I watch?

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New Gucci is shit

Nine Lives

New Gucci is a clone

You didnt watch films in prison?

The Shawshank Redemption you fucking faggot

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What did you go to prison for

my prison only showed movies

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should have gone to norwegian prison, would have gotten a free education, made more money than neets, and played whatever system & watched whatever movie you wanted. then you go home when you did your prison time for that day

Beastiality

Watch Inglourious Basterds again, that's a good movie.

computer science

No my prison was fucking shit.

Armed Robbery and Kidnapping.

>A girl can be pretty and play video games
>Offers zero evidence

Jesus why'd you do that

An old roommate broke into my home. The cops weren't doing shit about it so I took matters into my own hands.

How did they charge you for armed robbery for defending your home?

I did it 2 weeks after the robbery...

I robbed his virginity

What do you mean?

this wasnt funny. whyd ya post it?

Well considering you're statistically most likely to be a nigger, you'll probably enjoy Straight Outta Compton.

The guy robbed him so he robbed/kidnapped him back.

BUUUURR!!

I'm white
He burglarized my home while I was at work.
Through detective work I and the police figured out it was him.
Cops didn't find him but I did and yea.

did u fug his boipucci?

unironically inglorious bastards

Poor Gucci, I give him six more months tops before he goes back.