Paris did nothing wrong

Paris did nothing wrong.

>importing kebab
>they end up shooting up the place

They did plenty wrong

He literally cucked another man because Aphrodite let him, he then fucking bitch killed Achilles with an arrow and ended up destroying his entire fucking kingdom because of his actions.

Now Hector truly did nothing wrong.

He got his awesome brother killed and kingdom destroyed. Even Diane Kruger's pussy isn't worth that.

>stealing another mans woman
>nothing wrong

based Agamemnon is the one who did nothing wrong

>brings ruin upon the Houses of Atreus so fucking terrible that Athena literally has to invent the jury system to sort all the shit out

>kills his daughter for wind

>implying

>boasts about being an equal hunter to Artermis
>oh fuck here comes a plague
>refuses to return the daughter of one of Apollo's favored priests
>oh fuck here comes another plague
>takes Achilles's prize woman to make up for this loss
>oh fuck now he's pissed and we're feuding
>try to exploit Ajax the greater's death
>oh fuck everyone's in an uproar and Odysseus saves the day with wise words
>go home
>get killed by his wife's bull, sometimes aided by the wife herself

Agesileus shits all over Agamemnon.

Be careful what you say. This kind of intolerance will not be tolerated.

he picked a girl not a young handsome guy THAT IS WRONNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

This.

Well, it wasn't really him. Atreus was fucked before he came along.

>Power? Nah.
>Knowledge? Nope?
>Currently hottest pussy available? YES SENPAI.
Protip: Paris chooses either of the first two options and he can still get the third. He goofed.

>marrying for power when you're the prince of Troy, grandest city of the Grecian world.
>caring about Knowledge in a sophist world, before Socrates
>instead chooses to have the most fun and produce the best children possible

If you think he chose poorly, re-evaluate your life.
>but muh eromenos
Those come free for a prince.

WATCH IT ACHILLES

trojan cuck thinks he can steal the woman of superior greek ubermench

WATCH IT WATCH IT
WATCH IT WATCH IT
DO THE NEYNEY

i'm asking for a friend

Trojans literally were greeks m8

but figuratively they're not greeks.

lel.
>Achaeans loot and burn Troy
>survivors of Troy found Rome
>Rome conquers the entire Aegean.

Also,
>using barbarian words to define Greeks

they weren't, the argives are the greeks

there are no greeks in the Iliad you fucking niggers

It's the Trojans vs the Achaeans

desu it's all greek to me

This meme is starting to take off, isn't it?

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ayy!

the achaeans are the greeks