I don't think a mobster being gay is a bad storyline for a show like The Sopranos

I don't think a mobster being gay is a bad storyline for a show like The Sopranos

but did it have to be really, really gay?

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Fucking fanook

It was just a joke

Bison got fat

Just a prank bro

Vito's storyline was great drama, interesting and very funny. Top tier arc

>only straight people are allowed to have fun

>really, really gay
What does that even mean

flamboyant fabulous you know the early 70s-90s fags that are now mostly trannys

he was acting like OP

What gets me is him blowing the security guard. Like, I'm bi and I wouldn't let Vito put his fucking jowls near my dick.

The Vito arc was gold. The entire show is about traditional gangs in the face of a new millennium. The entire show was about taking traditional mafia values and juxtaposing them with the New School. Every characters conflict with Tony is mostly based on his inability to reconcile traditional respect with old world mafia values.

tl'dr Tony was a new age mafia boss

The Johnny Cakes arc was the worst in the series. Vito wasn't an interesting or well-acted character to begin with. Chase choosing him of all people to devote three episodes to is just baffling. Total blunder.

It's still the best show of all time, though.

That two men were legitimately in love. They cared about eachother's feelings and shit.

Well they did have more low key gay character in Phil.

>tony gets every 10/10 with his fat sausage fingers
>vito lands a hunky biker fireman with his fat sausage fingers

even the fags, what the fuck man

>Chase choosing him of all people to devote three episodes to is just baffling.
Because everyone hated the actor, so they made his character gay and killed him off

Johnny Cakes was a great character though.

Yes

Becaue youre not gay, youre going through a phase and are only attracted to masculine men

You are what people call an "attention seeking cunt"

What did he mean by this
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the most funny part about vito was him counting the time in his head and then checking his watch, poor gay vito he didn't deserve it.

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NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!

It's a good storyline in the sense that it brings tension in some situations.
Plus you wonder what's going to happen to him, etc.
I'd rather have 10 gay storylines than 1 tony dreaming episodes. Back in the day those were awful sunday episodes, such a waste of a season.

>"In light of recent humiliations, it's a honor to be joined by men. And not faggot ass, corn-holing cocksuckers like married my cousin! He should fucking die!"

What did he mean by this?

>Because everyone hated the actor
Sauce?

IIRC Fredo Corleone is either confirmed or strongly suggested in the novels to be gay, but he keeps a beard because it is quite impossible for him to have a bf, given his family situation and/or the historical era.

It can mean either that, or it can also mean the dead-butch leather daddy who is variously into fisting, puppy play, M/s, etc. Judging from the picture (I've never watched the Sopranos), the closeted mobster character seems to be exploring the "extreme masculine" side of gay, which tend to include things like what I've mentioned above. And the venue par excellence for such cultural sexual expression is the leather bar.

Basically, when used in its more literal sense, "really, really gay" can refer either to extreme effeminite behavior in gay men (this is what people usually mean), or else the latter category just discussed. In a sense, the latter category is even gayer in that the culture is all about being big strong men who love big strong men so much that they hug and kiss the other big strong men and play with each other's dicks until the whole bunch dies from AIDS.

What sorts of gay shenanigans does the character get up to, on the down-low? He appears to be flogging/whipping someone in the picture.

Is the character ever outed/killed?

I heard Vito's bottom was impacted

>but did it have to be really, really gay?
Never met a gay guy, huh

it means that OP is carefully looking for some Sup Forumsster allies

>"My bottom line was impacted!"

>"I know Vito's bottom was impacted."

Was Phil the king of the one liners in that show?

>bisexuality is just a phase because it's inconceivable that you could be sincerely attracted to both men and women without also wanting Vito's sweaty, heaving, morbidly obese frame anywhere near your most private areas
>not wanting to be blown by a slobbering Italian American monster of a man makes you "an attention seeking cunt"

>What sorts of gay shenanigans does the character get up to, on the down-low? He appears to be flogging/whipping someone in the picture.
He's dancing in the picture. Gay blowjob is the most sexual thing he ever does.

>Is the character ever outed/killed?
Outed and then killed with a pool cue sticked up his ass.

how long was he waiting there? what if Vito never returned?

Reality is gonna hit you hard

his whole life

what reality

I thought it was hilarious how he abandoned gay paradise because he didn't want to do any real work.

im straight but i would let vito suck me off

>he doesn't realize bisexuality is a proven myth
>he's posting on the wrong board

/lgbt/ hates bisexuals as well, probably even more than you do

The master-race sexuality evokes plenty of jealousy regardless of which board we're on

>The trash-race sexuality evokes plenty of disgust*

How can I hate something that doesn't exist.

why would someone bring up their sexuality on Sup Forums without one of the following?

>Attention seeking
>attempting to trigger
>le memes
>le jokes

>mentally ill people hate everything

Wow what a surprise.

Pretending to be "disgusted" doesn't mask the fact that you're so jealous over your objectively shit-tier sexuality that you resort to getting angry at others online because they happen to have a much less restricted and much less inflexible sexual orientation than you do. It's such an unnecessary thing to rage over.

But I'm not the same person as the one who initially mentioned their sexuality, I'm a different person who felt compelled to make fun of the dude who thinks it's some sort of sexual virtue to be blown by Vito. You lot are the ones hung up over other people's bisexuality and can't seem to get off the topic.

>shit-tier sexuality

uh what

Fredo couldn't have been gay

He was nailing two cocktail waitresses at the same time

I've heard all this shit before, So it won't offend me. If anything I'm disappointed that you weren't creative enough.

bimasterrace fag.

>proven myth


You couldn't be more wrong, it's hilarious the mental gymnastics that guys that fap to tranny porn to still remain "straight". You'll accept it one day.

The kevin finnerty episodes were great, what the fuck are you talking about
the sense of unease was incredible

>Thread about one of the boards favorite shows turns into a thread about which sexuality is superior in less than 50 posts

Bravo Sup Forums

Dude your 20s are gonna be tough

I recommend you all to read this:

academia.edu/6344100/_A_Finook_in_the_Crew_Vito_Spatafore_The_Sopranos_and_the_Queering_of_the_Mafia_Genre

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I'm already in my 20's

The fact you people have got to keep making weird, vague, irrelevant and completely meaningless jabs at me just goes to show how bitter you are.
Bitter for seemingly no reason, too.

I GENUINELY don't know why you're so mad.

not him, but

>be 25.
>still bisexual.
>literally get any cunt/dick I want

life is fucking great m8.

>getting wrecked so repeatedly that you can't help but give up on words

That guy has a fucking humongous head

How the fuck can you even post this gay shit itt if you haven't seen the sopranos

It's ok buddy. Get a little bit older and you'll understand (;

>Fredo Corleone is either confirmed or strongly suggested in the novels to be gay

You mean those god awful sequel novels written by that hack? The Godfather Returns and it's sequel? Those were embarrassing. In the original material Fredo was making broads 2 at a time in Vegas. Sounds pretty gay to me. I know plenty of fags who fuck cocktail waitresses 2 at a time.

>tfw Brendan never got to bang Hunter Skankarello

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nice rebuttal.

> One mafioso at such a bacchanal "dressed up in ink silk women's underwear with lace trim, a pink satin nightgown and a hooded black satin cape. Plump oranges we re used to give the illusion of breasts as he cavorted about"
J-just a joke ha ha

Eating pussy is considered gay so what do you expect?

Jesus they're so stuck in their own masculinity bubble they view crying at your own daughter's wedding as weakness.

Johnny cried for the wrong reason. He let the enemy see him cry. That's not cool. If the wedding went according to plan and Johnny cried watching his daughter go, they'd understand.

I have a friend who is fat but tall and he lands really hot petite girls all the time. It's all confidence and knowing how to talk to girls

>low key

Tony didn't give a fuck. Phil was just full of massive insecurity issues. He felt if he didn't say anything, he would be viewed as weak for not pouncing on Johnny.

>tall fat user here

I can confirm this. It's all about confidence and knowing how to talk. You can tell them your an unemployed NEET on welfare and depending on how you phrase it.

But with Tony it's about his alpha status. He has money and power. He's also big and strong and full of life, as Svetlana says to him. He knows how to get what he wants. Girls cream over that shit more than anything. Manlets with insecurity and inferiority issues wouldn't understand

it's not all that far-fetched

>I loved that cocksucker like a brother and he fucks me in the ass
What did he mean by that

>many died in a war between new york and new jersey because tony didn't hand over the fat faggot
Should have just let him be killed instead of getting half your crew whacked.

It goes back to Tony B whacking Billy Leotardo. Vito was just an excuse to reignite the fire.

Who loved who more? Serious question.

That was a pretty good read, thanks for posting that
The whole "johnny cakes is both everything vito is and isn't" and irony of the dom/sub reveal went totally over my head when I first watched it

I liked Vito but what ruins his char a lot to me is in the first season when he walk sin the deli or whatever and chris shoots the guys foot. I mean come on. How can an extra become one of the top characters?

Chase dgaf. Same as with the supernatural stuff. Sort of artistic estrangement.

Furio contemplated pushing Tony into a spinning helicopter blade for Carm

I enjoy the supernatural stuff. It's just an obvious extra like he was. Oh well.

Long Live VITO !!

Carm actually hit Tony after Furio ran away like a little bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P_w

sleep tight porkers

Nothing worse than braindead retards who smugly mistake their own age for wisdom.

Kill yourselves you low-IQ cunts

Hush child, adults are speaking

The Vito gay storyline is the ultimate pleb-filter of television, same as the second part of Full Metal Jacket for the movies.

Both shit.

Didn't really like that gay paradise arc, nor dream episodes.
I guess I'm a pleb.

Loved the series though.

Was Pauly secretly gay too? He was very flamboyant.

I've heard this as well. Chase had this idea to do something about a made guy being gay for a long time (and was kind of setting it up even in S1), but couldn't get anyone in the cast to agree to do it. Meanwhile, Joe Gannascoli was lobbying for more screen time in a really aggressive way.

The Sup Forums boogyman right?

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Do you have sauce for that? I believe you, I just wanna read more about it.

No, sorry, I forget where I heard that.

Remember that time when Tony wrote a letter to Melfi and it was full of silly spelling and grammar mistakes not even an 8 year old would make?
What the fuck were the writers thinking?

are u memeing? it fit his character. given how much of the family's operations were through word of mouth so as to avoid paper trails, it had probably been many years since tony sat down and wrote something that serious.

yeah, wtf, tony had an iq of 136. had it tested. was melfi making shit up?

So he was hauling, not pitching?

No it doesn't. Tony isn't illiterate or retarded like that letter suggested. Those weren't small mistakes.