How's it going, Sup Forums?

How's it going, Sup Forums?

Better than the eternal nothingness of not being

working third shift is making me feel depressed

i miss being a neet

now I'm just some slave stocking grocery stores until my feel hurt

I have a paper due on Wednesday and I've barely started. My job search has left me jaded to the point where instead of seeing job postings on Indeed, all I see is potential rejection and/or failure.

Bad, when you think things can't get any worse, they get worse, I think I'm going to remain a kissless virgin forever.

what I wouldn't give to not be
but that would give others too much pleasure, so I soldier on out of spite

This isn't your blog, neo/r9k/

You sure about that?

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I have to fly out on Monday for business for a week (California) and I haven't done any packing or really have any clothes.

My gf has been distant and I think she might be cheating on me.

All I'm doing lately is eating and sleeping

Excellent. The Young Pope today, Planet Earth and Westworld tomorrow, election on Tuesday, plus I just got on top of the homework I was behind on. These next few days are gonna be great.

I made up my mind and hired an escort to take my virginity

it was great, I don't feel that bad at the moment

I don't know, man.
If you could chose to be born, knowing what you know now, would you?

Indeed sucks for jobs because everyone uses it. Every single job opening on Indeed is gonna have dozens or even hundreds of applicants, making it hard to stand out.

Try to go to the websites of actual employers to find additional openings that may have less competition.

Have you tried rape? I heard it's the latest trend

Where do you live, user?

feeling pretty comfy desu

Start fucking prositutes if you live in EU. I've fucked so many I can't remember how many.

U.S.
Trump is raping Clinton

it's quite annoying that people who dont want to live are classified as mentally ill.

There are plenty of logical reasons for wanting to carry out suicide.

Not so great, man.

>My gf has been distant and I think she might be cheating on me.

Could be worse I guess

kinda ok, OP. just fapped so feeling a bit goooooood.

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I miss living in the North. Where do live where it's snowing already?

eh haven't gotten laid in a few months so that kind of sucks. Being a normie is suffering don't try it

Im pretty sure i have a throat tumer, im poor, im balding, im short, and uneducated.

>normalfags pretend to be 4chanerians: the thread
kek

Haven't showered in probably about a month, asshole is so itchy I have trouble falling asleep now. Can't remember when I last left the house

janitard pls

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Pretty good, happy the shift is coming to an end in an hour and I'll be on my way home

The tops of those pillows look like tits

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i'm asking for a friend.

northern sweden

Damn, can't unsee now. You up, boyo

just got a hug from a cousin, I think it's the first girl I hug in probably 6 years. it only makes it worse

My roommate just got back from vacation. It's been a week since he left but it feels like it was yesterday. Every day is the same, shitpost, watch shows and once in a while go out with friends and talk about the exact same things and do the exact same jokes. I've been a NEET for three years now but it could've been two months or ten years. The first thing I think of when I wake up is how I can't wait to go back to bed

Things are okay

nu vet jag var du bor bror