How does sex feels like guys?

how does sex feels like guys?

like your entire manhood is being gripped and massaged by a warm, wet and tight flesh tunnel that milks your soul into heaven

like disappointment, regret, and bags of sand

If it's with a girl that loves you, amazing

If it's with a drunken slut or prostitute, a shallow release that only leaves you feeling more empty and alone afterwards

A huge waste of time, money, and energy.

Depends on who you have it with. Obviously it's best with someone you know well and you're comfortable with, like your mom.

You know what a vagina feels like right? Well, like that only on your penis

It's really fun until you realize that to earn it you have to sacrifice everything you hold dear because you can never mentally/logically connect to a woman because they're inherently psycopaths

This

>tfw you cum
>tfw you ask yourself why the hell did I do this
>tfw you want her to leave so you can be alone

can confirm. When I have sex with my mom its the best

It feels like several things

On one hand, physically, it's the best feeling you can possibly feel, it's like a perfect wet, soft wrapping around your penis, that just sucks you in and feels undescribably good

On the other hand, emotionally, it's the most engaging experience out there.
For a few moments, it's like the entire world makes sense, like all the stars align, life feels perfect, nothing is wrong

Then it ends, and nothing has changed
You are still you, you are still lonely, you are still sad

Until you get laid again, ofc

It's been so long I forgot

You're better off watching movies and Netflix, play video games, and read comic books cuz sex is way overrated.
I've had it with multiple partners but holy shit do you have to dedicate your fucking time to them and then emotions happen and all you wanna do is watch some shit flick while she's texting you and getting upset at you.
Fuck that.
I quit sex years ago and dedicated my life to my job and my hobbies.

same

like salty milk and coins

Why don't you hire a prozzie and find out?

True that friendo.

lmao

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It only really feels slightly better than masturbation.

A vagina feels better than your hand of course. But your hand knows what you want and at what pace, and porn is also just an endless stream of stimuli while with sex you just got the 1 girl that might get boring after a while.
I find my mind drifts during sex a lot.

And when its all over you usually just feel very empty, like the whole thing was pointless and you could have just jerked off in a few minutes and spent time doing something productive.

Lel

like a whole pizza shoved in a side pocket

bags of sand

like sallty bags of milk

sex is the meaning of life, if you don't do it regularly you are wasting your body and time

>it's the best feeling you can possibly feel

kek no, it's up there but definitely not the best.

name literally one thing more kino that sex

>sex is the meaning of life
says you, poorfag

Gardening

How do i convince a girl to have sex with me?

Doing psychedelic drugs gave me like 10x the pleasure than sex.

Also
>television and film

kino

Spoken like a true virgin.

drugs retard

LOVING
EVERY
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OP here. you guys talk about the feeling of penis in vagina. but what about her body? I might've been fooled by television and film but doesnt feel good to entangle your body with hers?

tell her you last a lot but don't tell her the pathetic reason (death grip)

What's so funny?

Tell her you browse Sup Forums

it's free fun for poor people

>I quit sex years ago and dedicated my life to my job and my hobbies.

I didnt "quit sex". Ill go for low hanging fruit when I can. But I quit actively seeking it.

Ive never madly fallen in love with someone. Ive had feelings and chemistry, but never truly felt that I found "the one".
I figure it will happen in time.

Ask anyone who has been married a long time, it was always some really stupid random encounter or chance how they got together.
Same will happen to everyone else as long as you keep some small amount of social life going.

a dick thrusting in and out of your backside and pressing your button in every thrust feels amazing honestly. having your man french you, bite your nipples, and rub his cock against your butthole feels amazing too

>sex is for poor people
but I thought you had to be a rich chad to get le poontang

several different drugs feel objectively better than the best sex you could possibly have.

tell that to trailer trash living on welfare with 10 kids

why does this happen ;-;
wtf is wrong with the male body

Heroin.

bit gay that

agree

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Live in absolute horror first 40 min cause you don't know if boner will hold on before entry.

Word of advise.
If you plan fucking.
Don't fap for at least 4 days, unless it's girlfriend.
Then it's easy to keep boner for hours.

is there some sort of guide on how to have lots of sex with cute girls without paying prostitutes?

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be good looking and actively try to get in their pants

like warm apple pie

delete this

>tfw she breaks up with you because you're boring
>tfw you can be alone all the time again

I've been told I'm handsome desu

any specific tips?

get her really drunk