Watching porn

>Watching porn
>I hear the door creak open

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>see something from the corner of my eye
>turn to the open door that leads into the dark hallway
>6 foot shadow figure with glowing red eyes stares at me
>get up, walk to the door, close it
Does that happen to anyone else when they are sick? I fucking swear when I was a child that scared the heck out of me.

what the hell are you talking about

>tfw you start seeing the same number everywhere

I thought we're talking about illusions caused by tiredness or sickness.

It's always the goddamn cat opening the door, though.

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bro look at your post # backwards

>he doesn't try to rape the spook

>watching porn
>chelsea clinton tells you to cum for mummy

You don't have a lock on your door or something?

>go to /gif/
>hot slut dick in butt
>someone edited in the sound of knocking on a door
>chuckle roundly
>boner dies
>fart

my dad will beat me up if i lock my door

Uh-oh

kek

you've ruined this whore for me

...

>watching porn

I rarely do this anymore, I've taken a liking to just use my imagination when masturbating

Mmmm just made a warm cummy all over my little faggot face and belly

>watching porn
>use my precum to make it extra loud when I'm rubbing down my foreskin
feels good man

>watching porn
>parents start having 'coughing fits'

Can I make one in your mouth next?

Lol fag

You're doing right, it's much more healthy.

>Watching porn with some super hot sex noises
>Notice the moans don't match their mouths
>Realize the volume is muted
>Parents room is next door

>not hiding in plain sight


letting the door open soo you can hear people approaching and cover yourself easly...i just fapped when my brother watching Snatch in the next room

I don't understand how masturbating without visual aid is somehow healthier.

>grandma came to live with us because she has dementia and we can't afford to put her in a home
>at night sneak downstairs and give her the ol lickaroo
>when she tells people that I do it they don't believe her because she's crazy

what are you, fucking retarded?

brilliant

10/10 argument sparky

Because porn perverts your mind. For example I browsed the darknet yesterday and already five times to zoophilia. It increases my hate towards women.

Are you?

Sounds more like a you problem to me.

kek