what's your favorite tropes Sup Forums?
mine is anything that deals with big dicks? one very memorable scene involving this was from "This Is Where I Leave You" where the recently widowed mom brags to her children that dad has such a huge dick. And then it appeared again in westworld where Elsie was aroused by the black host's large "talents". I love it all, especially the occasional "girls making fun of their boyfriends behind their back" jokes. great stuff.
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I can't see if her penis is ideal or not.
really shitty crop
Women's ideal penis is one that is attached to a guy with money
Thats all you have to say
>tfw 5 inches
should I just kill myself now?
you should
move to Asia
>tfw 8 inches
white guys dating asians is definitely a sure sign that he has a small penis
>tfw 24 inches
Thank god for horse cocks.
>tfw 19 inches
Why doesn't everyone just kill themselves and leave my superior dingus to their wominz
This so much. That's the first thing everyone will think when they meet you.
>tfw 40 inches
I'm so small, I can't even wrap it around my waist and touch my balls.
Used to be 7 inches now i'm a drunk and I lost an inch due to perpetual whisky dick.
I'll have to introduce my wife to Biggus Dickus.
>tfw 250,000 miles long cock
had i been born earlier i could've been the first man on the moon
>mfw dick so long i didn't even need a cane when i turned blind
hallelujah baby
Less than 1% of guys have a dick over 7.5 inches lel. My penis, without exaggerating, is 6.5" long and 5'5" girth and I frequently get comments from women saying it's larger than average or that it's "big"
>tfw dicks big enough that if you were to remove all dirt and clay and water from the earth you could still make out the earth's surface
>tfw I receive emails from NASA about using my dick as a space elevator
This is a curse.
That's not the horsehead nebula, that's just my penis.
>women
>not trying to boost your ego
if you want the unfiltered truth, listen to women when they gossip when no guys are around
w0t
This post is cringe as shit
Yeah user, tell us about all those 9 inch dicks you've seen outside of porn
I'm never going to have sex with anyone so I don't really care how big my penis is.
what
L-like it wraps around the earth and so you could actually see it if there wasn't an organic earth
My dick is so big it has its own dick, which is black
LOL U MAD WHITE BOIS
ALL UR WOMEN CRAVE THE BBC
>my sides is in orbit turned into my dick is in orbit
you're cringing because it's true famalam
sober up pal
I'm cringing because you're a fucking idiot famalamadingus
>fuck men 70% of them deserve no sex forever just so 85% of us can feel better
WOT
O
T
Women don't even realize how big 8.5 inches is.
Well by that logic, can't I as a man be allowed to discriminate against worn out loose cunts, reject sluts and seek a faithful woman who hasn't taken dozens of dicks?
>reverse search
>Sup Forums is the only source
hmmm
lol of course you can, good luck with that.
women hold all the cards.
Heres a nice redpill, you insecure betacucks.
The moment you score sex with a woman you already won. Doesnt matter if she orgasms, doesnt matter if it feels good. You..YOU got to have sex with her while countless other virgins didnt.
prove it
>OH JEEZ!
fucking retard
>mfw dick so big that cum need to travel with the speed of light to escape gravity
paying for sex doesn't count cuck
>"Lawrence, citing Masters and Johnson's Human Sexual Response (1966), states that pages 73 and 74 of that book show that typical vaginal depth in Masters and Johnson's participants ranged from 7–8 cm (2.8–3.1 in) in an unstimulated state, to 11–12 cm (4.3–4.7 in) during sexual arousal with a speculum in place."
Exactly what is good about losing your virginity? It happens to the vast majority of men, most of whom are forgotten by most a generation after they die.
Meanwhile the most famous man who is still worshiped after two millennium was a virgin.
This only proves one thing.
Stimulating the clit is much better than penetration.
>worn out loose cunts
not how it works bucko
>insecure faggots unironicaly replying to this
>Jesus was real
lel
This
>jesus was a virgin
nice meme, he was traveling around with a bunch of dudes. not a single hole of his body is virginal
Sure and good luck with that! You can go for any woman but they don't have to accept you.
>90% of thread is jokes
>man, these fucking nerds!
Kys
hang yourself
a big dick is nice but whats the point if you aren't black? only melanoids have the stamina and endurance to pound white women for hours and hours.
I'm gonna go beat up some women
Most women will gas out before an hour
I lol'd.
Also,
>implying i care what 'satisfies' 3dpd.
>implying 3dpd can ever be satisfied
>implying they can ever match 2D perfection
>giving useless flesh flaps more credit than they deserve
>exerting any effort in an attempt to negotiate use of flesh flaps from a self-centered degenerate whore who only thinks of herself
ISHYGDDT
Science will have artificial wombs within 25 years, and we can finally commence the THOT GENOCIDE.
They'll accept me because I'm bigger, stronger and faster than them. And if they resist I can smash them like Frankenstein's Monster.
Any woman that crosses me can expect death.
My man!
Nothing better than violence against women
Speak for yourself. Some of us are /fit/
did you know that emma roberts prefer 8 inches?
sauce?
she is my lord and my god
fucking moon faced bitch needs to lose some weight.
This looks so fucking fake. Your average hollywood make-up artist should be hanged.
underrated
why are there so many dicklets in this thread
emma roberts gets what she wants
Sup Forums
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>blame men for having a small dick
Wow, it's like they're choosing to have a small packer on purpose.
>women had been choosing a big dong partners for ages
Wow it's almost like last couple of thousands of years didn't happen.
>9 inch dicks
Are almost nonexistent in porn as well. Wanna stare at some dicks?
I'll never understand the appeal of trying to make other people feel insecure. I always just assume it's a very insecure person. A normal chicks puss is going to be in pain with dicks over 7 inches, sometimes smaller. You can make a woman cum with your fingers. Every woman is different, though. Most women just want a guy that they can control like a kid, until they have a kid to control.
>tfw I saw "Women's Ideal Penis" and I thought it referred to what type of penis you want a woman to have
this fucking website is destroying me m8
this
they talk as if most women can even achieve penetrative orgasm. quite the opposite infact. that's not mens fault.
some women just like being destroyed by a huge dick. it's like how you CAN cum by rubbing your dick against wall, but you'd rather have emily blunt step on your balls
another dumb cuck thread by that nigger OP
I really don't get how guys keep on saying that 6.5 inches is enough... no shit. It's like the bare minimum to pleasure a woman.
dumb cunnyposter
>when cuck posting triggers you this easily
damn, your wife must be getting a good dicking by that bull you hate so much
>tfw 7 inches but thin as a crayola marker
I used to feel good until I realized girth is the only thing that actually matters
>pornmeasurements.tumblr.com
This is a fascinating revelation...apparently I have a monster cock :D and its white
>you CAN cum by rubbing your dick against wall, but you'd rather have emily blunt step on your balls
funniest post ive seen a while