>*walks off set without saying a word*
That's what he should've done.
Just leave everyone in complete and awkward silence and force the producers to scrap the segment.
He wouldn't even have to storm off, just keep a blank expression and calmly walk out the door.
Yes, running off to Cold Stone Creamery in tears will really show them.
He should have just smashed a meatball sub in her fucking face
Craaaawliiing eiimuh skeeeeeeenz. Dis woons deywil not heyoooool.
honestly
if he would have started chuckling and looking like he enjoyed a bit of a ribbing, then slapped her out of her chair and walked out, I would still be dying of laughter watching the video.
I know he would be unemployable, I know everyone would do things and stuff or whatever, but damn son, what kind of legal pursuit can happen? Is Interpol gonna step in? Would they extradite an actor? Should a millionaire really give a shit?
moot point anyway, since he seems like too much of a pussy to even say anything back
That would have been good. And then he farts in her hair so hard that it rips his pants
i think it's nice you guys are still having bizarre power fantasies about this
he should've just pulled out a sub and casually ate it until they asked the next question
it's nice you feel your opinion contributes
"Yeah, I'll call them up right now and they can fuck you right here in front of everyone. Slut."
>HAHAHA HAHAH
>Is that what you want me to do at your joke? HAHAHAH
>To laugh?
>Well then here I go
>HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
nah that would prompt ppl to make even more fun of him, he should have countered her shittalk
Say it again. I dare you.
>Yeah, if you were getting naked I'd probably leave too.
So simple, yet elegant.
Still disappointed it hasn't reached Crudely Animated Rape Fantasy stage yet.
>hold up a second the guy talking into my earpiece is talking some shit.
>too much of a pussy
This is absolutely the case. Check out the Roast of James Franco - throughout the entire thing Jonah looks like he's about to spill enough spaghetti to open his own Olive Garden.
lol i like how theres one guy that keeps imagining these scenarios. also that one would look bad on him better luck next time pal
Jeez, can I get a 'watch it chrissy' edit?
>*Unsheathes sub*
i think it's nice that there's still this obligatory "you guys" post that always comes a few posts into these Jonah threads right on schedule. I'm beginning to suspect you are actually the OP.
best I could do without changing the angle of his arm.
Watch it Frenchie
>...and then, all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.
>Yeah, if you were getting naked I'd probably leave too.
Literally, "Enjoy your meal. You too!" level of autistic response. Is your brain even working?
>pssh, this sub was made personnel kid
it would still be reported as JONAH HILL STORMS ANGRILY OUT OF INTERVIEW by the tabloids and media
that doesnt even make sense
wait, is he saying he's gay in this?
this is easily the worst meme ever forced down Sup Forums's throat
well done
Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out. Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, and don't you dare turn around and come back, for if you do, all the armies of my boot will kick you in the teeth, and you will be cast up and thrown in the dirt and thrust back to Perdition! And as long as I have teeth, I will bite you! And if I have no teeth, I will gum you! And as long as I have fists, I will bash you! Now, get out of here ghost! Get out of here, ghost! Get out of here, ghost! Egh! YEOW! And it left!
>Fleury issued a formal apology, saying that she felt like she knew Hill from seeing him on film for over a decade. “I really had the impression that I knew you,” she said. “I thought I was just messing around with a friend, but the reality is that we are not friends.”
>She joked that he has two Oscar nominations and has worked with directors such as Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino, while she has only a kitchen sponge commercial on her resume.
>It’s the second public gaffe for “Miss Meteo” Fleury since the evening show debuted its new lineup Sept. 5. On the opening night episode, Fleury addressed co-host Brigitte Boreale as “Lady-Gentleman” and joked that she wanted to have a threesome with the trans writer.
>The Association of LGBT Journalists condemned the joke and said it would file a complaint with the Superior Audiovisual Council (CSA) television authority. “These remarks are not funny, they are injurious to Brigitte Boreale and for all trans people,” it said in a statement.
Looks like Jonah got the last laugh in the end.
> On the opening night episode, Fleury addressed co-host Brigitte Boreale as “Lady-Gentleman” and joked that she wanted to have a threesome with the trans writer.
is she /ourgirl/?
It was just a joke. He did fine, quit being such retards.
*hides under the table and starts crying*
This is how real men do it
>ah, right on
your movie, interviewer
>you are what the french call "Les incompetents"
>Jonah stares blankly at the emptiness
>oh sorry I completely zoned out, you lost me I was daydreaming about burgers and not being on a lame French tv show
That sounds like something Bill Murray would do. There's a lot of salty wizards on Sup Forums who are just jealous of Jonah's wealth and fame.
>oy it's like anudda Dreyfus affair
>ALLAHY-AKBARRRRRRR
>ALAHHU-AKBARR
>Opens vest
>This is how you do pranks lady
more that that, is an accomplishment of failure
WE HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO COME UP WITH A DECENT COMEBACK IN MONTHS
Remember when Brad Pitt told him to lose weight for his career and he did and it killed his career until he got the fat back?
Why did Brad do that to him? When has a fat man actor ever lost weight and then got better job offers from it in acting? I can't think of one singe part. And no I'm not talking about Chris Pratt turning his slight chub into 10/10 top roid bod shit. I'm talking about the obese Jonah "The " Hill types who are so fat and then just become skinny. Not built like a wrestler just skinny.
He wasn't cast in a single film after he lost weight until he got fat again.
>Listen lady, I'm not going to sit here and pretend I have to put up with this from you, because the fact is I'm successful and I can have sex with any woman I want. Including you. I'm going to write a movie write now on the back of these pre-approved talking points you've given me, which by the way you have deviated from, send it to my buddy Judd and have it produced. I'll have a minor female role inserted and offer it to you on the condition I am allowed to ram my cock up your ass dry and then you slurp you shit off my dick when I'm done with you.
Then, I'll cast your little tranny friend next to you and be commended by the filmmaking community and you won't be able to say shit lest you come across as a transphobic bigot.
I mean.. *cough*
I get that. Women are intimidated by my beauty, lol :)
so whose more autistic the chick or the fat jew?
Let it go, faggot.
Me
i'm the most autistic because you meant who's, not whose
>Madamé, Madamé excusez moi...are you aware of a this concept called "projecting"? because i believe you are guilty of it. you mock me for being undesirable, but could this be related to your own fears of insecurity and being undesirable? i pity you madame, i pity you..
intellectual checkmate
"And I always thought that French people being rude was an unfair stereotype"
>be jew
>get roasted
americans are only trying to defend him because they too have no foreskins.
...
Nah she just wants to get railed by Pit and Decaprio.
She seems like an attention whore.
The only real way to deal with women like this would be shrugging it off:
>My sexual fantasy doesnt involve you at all
Honestly if you get this butthurt at somebody implying you're not as attractive as Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt you need to kill yourself, especially if your entire comedic shtick is that you're a fucking fatass manlet.
>Really ? I can help you with the second part right now.
>*rips the mic off and leaves*
french here, I dont watch that terrible tv show for a long time now, I know what kind of show it is tho, the mood and their terrible, terrible 'journalists' as well as presentators or people being presented as what they will never be.
Its just pure cancer of television, everything thats wrong with it and stinks of shitty taste.
I dont even know why that particular burger went there, he should have known better.
I think we finally have a winner
>Still discussing this
Holy shit
Ah the good ol' 'Comedy Body' curse.
If you're funny and happen to be fat then you must always remain fat; it is your gift, it is your curse.
The French proving why noone likes them yet again.
He should have walked over to the camera, pulled down his pants, and shit all over the screen, smearing his feces over every square inch with his anus and asscheeks
Then they'd have to cancel the show
She was well peng
Personally here's how I would have handled it:
>"Oh ho? You think that's how it would go down? Let's put it to the test. Bring on Brad and Leonardo!
>[BRAD PITT and LEONARDO DICAPRIO enter from behind the scenes to rapturous applause]
>Brad Pitt: "We don't like the vile mockeries you have been throwing at our special boy Jonah and neither of us would have sex with a heartless person like you."
>Leonardo DiCaprio: "I concur, harlot"
It's a simple, classy response I'm sure Jonah would have done it if he'd had more time to think.
>Works in media
>Likes attention
Holy shit, Sherlock.
*tips* m'lady
>Yeah I'm sure you'd like that. In fact I bet you've taken enough six inchers by now that your pussy resembles a juicy stack of freshly carved roast beef piled high on your choice of fresh baked bread and topped with your choice of crisp veggies all availabl for a limited time on on the Subway® FreshBuzz™ Everyday Value Menu. Subway®, Eat Fresh™.
>Oy vey! A shoah, live on TV! I will NOT stand for this antisemitism and I expect a full apology
Why are jews so vile and ugly?
Why are yanks allergic to banter?
feminism
>still discussing it
>still haven't come up with a good comeback
>mentally ill obsessed Sup Forums drone finds thread
welp
you redditors get triggered over the smallest things
I'm sure the joke works better in French but translated it just sounds like an unclever insult. You should at least be funny.
>"Fuck off"
I like it, have a (You)
Don't
he is a fat disgusting pig and she was right to make fun of him
or is fat shaming only ok when its a woman on the end of it
Haha
amerifats proving they can't handle the banter
Can someone tell me the backstory to this so I can stop trying to glean facts from context every time this meme resurfaces?
>French
>intoing banter
Why don't you get your ass kicked by Germany again, useless frog.
lol still can't handle it
Ferme là tu connais rien à rien, canal+ est un ramassis de merde d'accord mais ce sale porc de Jonah Hill a réagi de la pire des manières, le type n'a ni réparti ni talent
>France is not white and lost two world wars
You gotta go straight for the big guns kids
>>France is not white
pretty shitty comeback, since amexico is less when than France.
Can Americans really not handle French banter?
Kek no. You fucks literally let Algerians tear up the street because there's so many of them. Same with any other Muslim
>Madamé
>Jonah Hill suddenly speaks French like a Nigerian warlord
kek
...
NTM
>Kek no
m8.
america is literally less than 60% white.
you include hispanics as white to inflate your numbers.
you put a kenyan in the white house for 8 years.
she has a muslim boyfriend
He should've just walked up to the woman and breakdanced in front of her for an obscenely long amount of time until someone had to come and pull him away.
Anyone have the Lancelot copypasta?
>lost two world wars
>American knowledge of WW1
>Americans priding themselves in fighting children and seniors on the Western front of WW2
Hmm.