FUCK

What do I do, Sup Forums?

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Grab your pointy stick, and make sure your stick licence is in order.

Gotta pay up man. Btw I'm a nigerian prince and I need to transfer a bunch of millions out of my country, send me $4000 and I promise you'll get back a lot more

making fun on britcucks is always hilarious

How does this shit work if you only use streaming? Legitimately interested. Or is this if you simply own a tv?

If you have a TV connected to an aerial, you have to pay. If you stream live TV on a computer/tablet, you also need one. But that's easily gotten around with dozens of streaming sites with delays of 5 seconds.

>he thinks you can't own guns in UK

Loving every laugh.

You think that's bad, lad?

I got a £2500 fine because I didn't update my Lawn Mower (Ridable) License. Fucking beheading event made them 'dangerous vehicles'.

Fuck em.

You don't have to pay anything. If you never watch or listen to BBC on your devices, they can't touch you.

This is bollocks, with no legal authority, chuck it in the bin.

Um...ew?

Don't talk to me.

Literally any gun shop.

gunstar.co.uk/Long-Barrel-Pistol/A/Other-Guns

Knock yourself out.

>They don't even know your name.

theres quite a few hoops you have to jump through desu. Need to join an accredited gun club and be a member for a while. After that you can either buy a gun from the club and keep it in a locker there, or install a locker to yourself (which has to be mounted from the inside to the frame of your home) and then apply for a permit.

>he shitposts about things he doesn't know about
>he is ignorant
>uses 'cuck' like a 14 year old redditor

lol pathetic, bet you don't even own a gun.

www.henrykrank.com

stop memeing, we all know that you're talking about owning guns as collectables (antiques that you can't fire), not being able to defend yoursefl is quintessentially british

Moving the goal posts. Pathetic.

regular wasn't a stipulation

Just dont let them in, its as simple as that.

>owning a .50CAL Sniper Rifle is for 'collectables'

LOL he got banned.

>first worlders suffer from this stuff

Here in our beautiful 3rd world shithole, even public institutions have pirated software and play pirated movies in the classrooms (in a CRT TV)

sportsmanguncentre.co.uk/reloading-ammunition/bullet-heads-brass/rifle-bullets

???????????

Nope, you can own a perfectly working and firing pistol like the LeMatt. I've owned several cap and ball revolvers, which would equally kill a man dead if needs must.

They aren't a legal body, and unless they have a police officer with them who has a warrant to search your place, they can't set foot in your front door. Just tell them to go away or come back with a warrant. Which they won't, because the cops are stretched to fuck with actual crimes, not some NEET with no TV license.

Those letters go out to every address that doesn't have a license. I bought a house that had been long-abandoned to renovate it, and what was behind the front door? About 50 letters saying 'We have detected you have a TV and are coming round next week to find you'. they must have been for real, because all the mice and spiders living there didn't have a single telly amongst them.

It's all smoke and mirrors. Just tell them to go away.

I got a letter through the post about not updating my Deep Fat Fryer License, ignored it, they came to try and take it away, told them they were trespassing and told them to go away. Had chips to celebrate.

you don't have the right to kill a man though even if he enters your home. We only have the right to use enough force to stop them or flee

Well, what else would you expect from a country that has channel named Big Black Cock?

Brits are probably one of the most cucked nations in the world, second only to swedes.

>it's a britcuck can't accept the truth about handguns episode

10/10

>Brits are probably one of the most cucked nations in the world

we're not at america level yet.

These are underage b& Americans who don't know anything other than memes. They can't even name a country beginning with U, let alone point out UK on the map.

Actually, you're wrong. We DO have the right. Why do you fucks spout such nonsense?

What? I never mentioned handguns.

>Actually, you're wrong. We DO have the right
I don't mind being corrected on that. Its been a while since I looked on goverment websites about it, but clear it up for me.

No we defend ourselves with fists and knives you fat fuck

>fantasy
That should've been your cue.

For americans cuckolding is a fantasy, for you it's a reality on a government level.

Fucking TV license, lmao.

>We DO have the right.
Incorrect again, britcuck.

someone post the bike wheel

And then go to prison for it at her majestys service.

>for you it's a reality on a government level.

remind me:

was it USA or UK who willingly submitted to a kenyan for 8 years?

Basically a new law was introduced after that farmer killed those two guys with a shotgun. I think it was Cameron who said intruders 'lose their human rights' when entering.

Anyway, the law states we can use 'reasonable force', and in extreme cases, 'disproportionate force' to defend ourselves. If you had a gun and a guy charged you with a knife, you can legally shoot him.

What ISN'T legal, is, say, KOing a guy then slitting his neck, or lying in ambush purposely to kill the intruder.

Why do you keep doing this?

Incorrect.

Should I do it, Sup Forums?

Not exactly true, we don't have a "catle doctrine" but the law has been swinging on what is a proportional response for some time now. If I shot a guy who was armed at night in my house it'd be far more likely that I wasn't prosecuted than if i whipped it out to some dude calling about a TV licence.

Judges have been VERY lenient on burglars/home invaders being "assaulted" for some time now.

Suicide is the only way out.

Well, considering the UK does whatever America tells them to, I'd say both.

You've been submitted to a rotting corpse for 60 years, cucking it up in this bitch, huh?

ALLUHU UKBURRRRRRRRRRRRR

>What ISN'T legal, is, say, KOing a guy then slitting his neck, or lying in ambush purposely to kill the intruder.
my inner fantasy ruined

>Obama says to stay in EU
>UK doesn't

??????????/

>Yours faithfully

Just kill the guy when he comes by.

This is all bullshit that you have just invented in your tiny, little mind.

That's probably the easiest 1up you'll ever come across.

we're still comfortably white.

amexico, on the other hand, is sitting at less than 65% white population.

literally the most cucked nation on the planet. no foreskins, no kinder eggs, no white heads of state.

You implying a rotting corpse is a bad thing, faggot?

cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html

>If your action was ‘over the top’ or a calculated action of revenge or retribution, for example, this might amount to grossly disproportionate force for which the law does not protect you. If, for example, you had knocked an intruder unconscious and then went on to kick and punch them repeatedly, such an action would be more likely to be considered grossly disproportionate.

>So long as you only do what you honestly and instinctively believe is necessary in the heat of the moment, that would be the strongest evidence of you acting lawfully and in self-defence. This is still the case if you use something to hand as a weapon.

>As a general rule, the more extreme the circumstances and the fear felt, the more force you can lawfully use in self-defence.

>P.S
What kind of shitty letter is this? If anything I would've considered it a scam

>Obama says to stay in EU
>UK doesn't


What did he mean by this?
Does this britcuck not realise the UK os still in the EU? Are Brexit Bois really that dumb?

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>You implying a rotting corpse is a bad thing,
Yes, but considering most of brits have fucked up rotten teeth, I reckon y'all are used to all things rotten.

>What do I do, Sup Forums?

Fuck yourself in the ass with a frozen banana. Sounds weird, I know, but trust me it works.

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Kek...

> haha
Retarded burger

>shit i pulled out of my ass: the image

I'm from ireland and seeing Amerisharts get BTFO by the Brits is making me like them more.

>fuck yeah i elected a kenyan for 2 terms and tore off my foreskin: the nation

bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6543

????????????

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Well Britain is our bitch and you are Britains bitch so this is quite strange.

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>kike

>ITT: Americans getting B T F O by Brits with cold hard facts

I've spent time in both countries and Americans do have much better dentistry.

>britcuck in full damage control mode
Keep those pictures coming, bud. They sure are going to help your country to uncuck itself and rename your major channel to something other than Big Black Cock.

have you sung your national anthem yet, amexiburgers?

king nig demands it

You seem upset Nigel

>my anecdotal evidence is better than scientific peer reviewed papers!

LOL.

>murrikuk in full can't-handle mode

every
single
time

I see nothing wrong with the image.

fucking hell

The fact your immediate response to seeing BBC is Big Black Cock is quite worrying. It's OK man, America doesn't mind gays any more. Black people are 15% of the population. We're cool over here.

>Made up shit: The Post

Cameron wasn't even in government when Tony Martin shot that kid. The fucking Tory party wasn't even in power. Cameron didn't declare fuck all. And only one of them was killed, the other got out. Nobody loses human rights for burgling a house you fucking gorm, that would allow you to kidnap, torture and enslave them.

In what world would a government say something as vague as 'you can use disproportionate force'? That would give you legal right, or at least arguable defense, to detonate yours and your 3 neighbours each side's houses to kill an intruder.

You can kill an intruder if you feel your life is in danger. But the farmer went to jail because he shot the kid in the back as he was trying to get away. That's all that came from the Tony Martin case, the clarity of the laws on defense when facing an intruder.

Fuck me, the shit you children convince yourselves of is staggering sometimes.

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and you seem non-white, deshawn

o noe

I never said Cameron was in charge, user. I just said he said that. As for your point, I literally supplied the Crown Prosecution Service's stance.

I know why that guy went to jail. The point I was making was the rules CHANGED due to public pressure.

the only thing more pathetic than being proud to be an american is to be a ugly neet UK pepeposter who impotently talks shit nobody cares about lol

get a life

it just keeps going.

>land of the free
>intelligence, healthcare and foreskins not included

That 'scientific peer reviewed papers' is meaningless though. Who cares about how many cavities 12 yr olds have? Americans have better looking teeth, Simple fact.

mate do you ever check the fucking thread before you type an essay?


cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html


Read. Learn. Don't be ignorant.

what the fuck?

>get BTFO
>g-get a life

>britcucks
>all the anglo butthurt ITT

SING THE SONG YOU FUCKING INGRATE.

BILLIONS DIED FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SHIT YOUR PANTS IN WALMART

Oh so we've moved on from "rotten teeth" to "better looking teeth". I didn't know appearance was the subject. We seem to have moved goal posts here!

Of course. But the USA has entire industries set around making people doll perfect, in fact, they even have an industry giving people minor imperfections to make them seem more 'real'.

kekekekekekekekek

get a life bin that can of tuna

>coming round next week
That's so delightfully British, thank you.

>Owning any centerfire weapons in Not-So-Great-Britannia without getting sodomized.
Loving every laugh.

>owning all that ammo
what you planning mate?

>UK
>1st world
>guns not necessary

>amexico
>3rd world
>need guns

I have a .22LR M4 for plinking rabbits.

I don't believe this is real. I would've heard about it.