Army Dog: The kennel...shit; I'm still only in the kennel... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the dog park...

>Army Dog: The kennel...shit; I'm still only in the kennel... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the dog park. When I was home after my first tick bath, it was worse.
>[bites at flying insect]
>Army Dog: I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly woofed a bark to my owner, until I said "yes" to a walk. When I was inside, I wanted to be outside; when I was outside, all I could think of was getting back into the house. I'm here a week now... waiting for a walk... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute the cat squats in the litterbox, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the kennel bars moved in a little tighter.

Is Army Dog kino?

You smell that? Do you smell that? milkbones, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of milkbones in the morning. You know, one time we had a treat thrown, for
twelve yards. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' milkbone. The smell, you know
that grain smell, the whole box. Smelled like - victory.

Like milkbones in the rain.

>WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
>TELL ME, WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

Army Dog really pushed the boundaries of what is acceptable to show in cinema.

>Did you know that "OO" is the middle of the word "WOOF"

Loved the scene where he at the vietnamese kid alive. Nice to see dogs turn the tables on these gook bastards.

That scene where Army Dog sets the little Cambodian girl on fire with a flamethrower was tough to watch. On reflection, having that scene in a kids movie was a mistake, tbqh

>I'm a dog and I say kill 'em all

That scene where they kidnap that little girl and rape her before dousing her in petrol and lighting her on fire was really graphic.

>W-What do you mean Army Dog? We can't do that! She's just a kid! Are you barking mad?!

>I-I understand, I-I won't tell anyone about this

I felt sick watching this movie.

>When army dog walked into the hut where the German shepherd was raping that family of 4
>He turns to the camera and says "War...War never changes." as he takes off all of his equipment

WTF I thought this was a kids movie

I found disturbing when he left the badly bitten severed head of the Vietcom commander over his CO's doormat while he wagged his tail.

>"You can't just shoot them because they're haddjis, Army Dog! It's not good and evil! It's not black and white!"
>Army Dog crushes out a cigarette on a dead Iraqi's forehead
>"It's all black and white to me."

Anybody else get to buy the 18-hour unedited, raw version of this from China?

Lol is that a fucking t-90 in the background? is army dog working for the russians now?

>that scene where the golden retriever love interests goes off with a german shepard

what did they mean by this?

Should we tell him?

I don't know what are you guys on, I found the scene when he swims with those blonde polynesian children calming.

>"TAKE THE KNOT YOU LITTLE GOOK SLUT!"

I was so startled I dropped my crab legs.

>Army Dog: [voice-over] The Jack Russel , the one they called Chef, was from a dog pound. He was wrapped too tight for the dog park; probably wrapped too tight for pound. Lance, on the forward .50s, was a famous dog surfer from the movie sets of the 1990s. One look at him and you wouldn't believe he ever chased a cat in his whole life.
>Clean... Mr. Clean... was from some Southeast puppy mill and the light and space of the dog park really put the zap on his head.
>Then there was Phillips, the alpha. It might have been my milk bone, but it sure as shit was the alpha dog's pack.

This thread just makes me want to watch Apocalypse Now for the 20th time.

Did you crack open your crab legs to the timing of the scene where Army Dog breaks that gook's fingers?

I wish but they banned it in my country. I read it was all kinds of fucked up and I don't want to dive into the deep web to watch it.

It's amazing how raw, unedited footage could be so interesting to watch, I managed to watch 8 hours straight of it one weekend.

I didn't think even think about doing that. Next time the drafthouse has an Army Dog Night, I'll try to time it.

I really enjoy immersive film experiences.

Me too, that's why me and my m8s always roast a pig for the napalm scenes. We've ven been talking about pooling our money together and hiring someone from the army depot to fly us around in a Huey while watching the movie inside it. If I'm not vomiting from the movie, then I'll be vomiting from motion sickness.

That fucking interview at the end with his fellow soldiers is what got to me

"Army Dog?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him the 'Dink Disembowling' Dog because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that's why yhe green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go into the tunnels take guns. Not Army Dog. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his claws. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing a blood stained hat, sunglasses and combat fatigues. smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Army Dog what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the yes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect, respect for dogkind. These slant eye'd scumbags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death at the hands of an American Dog!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered but razor sharp knife and stopped short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

God, what the fuck was that doing in a kids movie?

>the dead know only one thing. That it's better to have a big juicy bone

> "Sir, it's pretty furry out there -- it's Kitty's point!"
> "KITTY DON'T SURF."

Classic line.

>A story. A dog fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - bury a bone, chew a toy, chase a stick- he will always remain an army dog. And all the army dogs killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

> "I watched a vacuum cleaner crawl along the edge of wall to wall carpeting. That's my dream. That's my nightmare: crawling, roaring, along the edge of wall to wall carpeting... and sucking."

They say the actor ad-libbed that line, but I think it's got John Millius' paw prints all over it.

I feel like using actual Cambodian child prostitutes for the village rape/massacre scene was a very bold decision, it really added another level of depth to what could have been cliche.

I didn't know that they executed them when they were done filming though. The director's commentary was really interesting.

>mfw watching the scene where Army Dog bites the Vietnamese boy's ear off and sets off a white phosphorus grenade in its bloody stump as punishment for the booby traps that he set earlier that killed Army Dog's best friend

I had to pause the movie and take a break, that shit was intense. How did they get a dog to show such emotion?

Have you guys read the original treatment of Army Dog by Sam Raimi? It was originally a Punisher type film about a disillusioned Army Dog back from fighting overseas who watches his bitch and pups get gunned down by an inner city gang and loses his mind. The action scenes would have been pretty insane to see on film. There's a sequence where Army Dog sets the housing projects on fire and guns down every single minority that tries to escape out of the exit. The studio was on board until they found out Raimi didn't hire any special effects crew and planned on actually burning a building down and killing people. The scene in Spider-Man 3 where he burns down the black church and webs the door shut was a reference to this.

>kids movie

best war kino by far

No but this is

>8 hours

Way to out yourself as a pleb. If you can't look past the violence and see the real message of the movie.

>Do y'know what my nickname was in 'nam?
>I don't army dog
>The rape of nanking

That was adlibbed, by the way. The boy didn't know that his ear was going to be bitten off. I read that the a few of the crew were going to get into the shot to stop it, but the director screamed 'Heel!' and let the kid bleed all over set while Army Dog pissed on him.
Saw that scene as a kid once, on like HBO or something at a hotel. Was kinda scared of dogs for a while.