W/ Westworld Thread General

BBCfu Edition

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fuck off

>ywn see the whoroborus

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just started watching it and caught up with every episode. how does the train they get on end up on the big table in the control room? when do all the guests end up on the table?

More jew propaganda I see

Through the use of a shrink ray

>blacking out BBC
You're doing something dangerous user.....

>characters ranked
Mib
Ford

The rest, literally no one else is worth mentioning

when are the guests shrunk? is it before they even get there or is it happening in the clothes changing room?

Why won't you believe in two timelines theory? It's completely logical

Who are those people and why should I care what they think?

Reminder that at least you're not Teddy.

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ew

Im convinced that there was genuine shrink ray fag who was absolutely demolished on here and then after realizing how stupid he was, continues to try and perpetuate the shrink ray as a meme

All the other shrink ray posters are just sheeple

>All the while feeling the burn inside his mind, knowing that for one fleeting moment, autistic losers on a TV image board caught him out as being an idiot

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One of them, slavol zizek, is a meme who spouts poor mans philosophy.

it's a pocket you dumb morons. that's why the non moving clothes changing room leads straight into a moving train

pocket universe*

i'm the real dumb moron for forgetting a word

Got a link to something outlining the theory?

Only heard bits and pieces

why some of you still think that William is /ourguy/?

Dolorable was programmed to seduce William. He didn't enjoy the Park, killing, raping, fucking whores, so they took Dolores so he could fall in love and fall in Park.

So he (as resonable man in his company) could persuade board of directors to invest there.

he's a pussy

She was a lesbo anyways.

>reminder shrinkrayfags have micropenises so they want everything to be small

Yeah....no it isnt

>No such things as shrink rays, they said

this show takes place on mars, right?

>projecting harder than an IMAX

It's Antarctica

And yet your unable to refute their arguments...

>implying the show won't end with Dolores meeting Teddy somewhere

why aren't they cold? mars and antarctica are both cold places

shrink ray also a heat ray

>character is literally called sizemore
>people still deny shrink ray
Morons.

not an argument

give r34 ideas for bbcfu

No atmosphere, meaning minimal loss of thermal energy. Contrary to space movies, you don't immediately freeze into a icecube when exposed to the vacuum of space, as there's nothing to take the energy away.

Presumably they have more advanced climate control techniques in the future

It's a middlebrow show, and you're clearly unable to prove otherwise.

I think I preferred fuckfu

not an argument (naa)

>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>the future

Black prostitute is so weirdly attractive to me, her weird boobs are great

>t. Logan

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OINK OINK OINK

Arnold knew that once they could create sentient beings, the earth would be doomed, so he hid in the maze a device to kill all robots, beacuse they feed on humans. matrix style

this scene was bad taste

Logan

It's the English accent. If she was all ghetto ratched and sheeeit you'd feel different.

But Mars has less gravity than earth, which doesn't fit with the show

Good post, desu.

maybe for a stormfrontweenie

all the clothes are weighted

they spin the minature park to get earth gravity

I wish someone would make a smug pepe out of MiB

What do you expect from tonight episode? Actress who plays Dolores said in interview that things will go mad from 6th episode.

spoilers:mib is cured using WW technology

thought the mad episode was next week?

Is this shrink ray joke?

Just more DUDE ANDROIDS GETTING SENTIENT LMAO, DUDE STRONG BLACK WOMAN LMAO, and DUDE PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL ONE LINERS LMAO, just like every episode.

Oh, and racemixing.

What's his endgame?

Are you retarded?

I feel both our questions have the same answer

Find center of the maze and find out maze is for androids and not people.

Be less of a cunt.

When this show will be less shitty.

>racemixing
does take place in the future. figured those who unironically took this view would have died out already, in this show's world. or at least be more marginalized than they currently are, that they matter even less.

Well, I'm note sure if shrink ray is still Sup Forums inside joke because I heard real people in my office talking about shrink ray theory.

When dies the new episode drop? (in hours left pls)

It is a legitimate theory. Remember its a fucking scifi show

>there's australians shitposting in this thread right now

they're fucking everywhere.

6 hours and 20 minutes

IT'S HAPPENING!

-go to the fucking website
-look at the fucking time listed there
-convert to whatever fucking slav country you live in
-stop asking the same fucking question every fucking week

thanks man

gee i can't wait for tonights episode

>ford being mysterious
>MiB being autistic
>dolores being confused
>william being a cuck
>logan being le badass
>the maeve storyline will be presented with 5 mins left in the episode
>le epic cliffhanger
>cya next week folks!

and then begins another week of autistic theoryfags circlejerking each other. yawn

>Genetic knowledge helps leftist narratives!
lolno

>Pepe poster

of fucking course you would be, gigantic lazy faggots the lot of you.

> I went to the website
> 3.55 pm et
>Thats 21.55 my time
>Cant be true
>This is the first time I ask this

just reached my conclusion based on it taking place in the future

I call it the How I Met Your Mother flaw. Why would Jimmi Simpson morph into Ed Harris as he ages.

He's a grown man he would already when we see him. If they intended William to be MIB I think they would have had the character be late teens not a 40 year old

>MiB being autistic
>logan being le badass
Shouldn't this be reversed?

Limit your emotional affect, please

So why watch it/come to this general? I don't understand you guys, do you expect us to stop watching the show now that you said this?

oh so you actually ARE from a slav country.

kek

horrible edition

Open questions explained by timelines:
>How does Bernard talk to Dolores?

Open questions explained by shrink ray:
>How do guests enter the park?
>How does the train work?
>How does the monitoring system work?
>How does the staff clean up dead hosts so quickly?
>How does Bernard talk to Dolores?
>What is the satellite uplink for?
>What happened to Arnold?
>Why is it hard for Bernard to "get a line out of here" to his wife?
>How does westworld prevent any possibility of a robot uprising escaping the park?
>How does anthony hopkins control the robots?
>How do the staff move around so much more quickly than the guests?

What does that even mean?

Who's claiming this show is highbrow?

It's just a fun show designer for the normie audience, with a nice little twist with the non-linear timeline stuff.

>not it being about robots creating robots. The central hub being the real test to see if robits can recognize consciousness in themselves. The park a story given to the operators to think they are human managing hosts.

>How does the monitoring system work?
You literally see the park in the middle of the room all the time

no clothes when having sex.

stop this shit.

That's what I'm saying! The shrink ray explains that, but the timeline theory says nothing about how they have a real-time top-down view of the entire park, including uninhabited areas, all the time.

weighted condoms

>ywn hit Dolores

;_;

So now that we know mib is a maze finder robot created by ford, what happens to will?

Which is a projection of the park.
Meaning there is no shrinking involved.

>Ctrl + F "shrink"
>14 results

>Projection of the park
Now your not making any fucking sense

Thats literally the park, must have some 1 way LED glass or something to stop the park goers from seeing the lab coats walking around though

Yeah it's kind of amazing that people are still arguing over it, as if it hasn't been proven 100% true already.