Lads

Lads,
I need a movie asap. It has to be funny and comfy and adventurous with a cool mc and an interesting setting and story
50% Indiana Jones 50% Tangled

I have no related pic sorry pls no delete

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the goonies

redpill me on this grill, who is she, what are her hobbies?

the princess bride is exactly what you're looking for

Literally no one in this thread will beat this movie.

>she

did a total moron make this post? My sanity must be waning it's like a caricature of a 16 year old redditor who got lost but I think he's serious

Evil Dead 3 maybe? Probably not though.
For comfy I'd go with The Iron Giant or The Indian in the Cupboard these aren't really adventure movies though
Good choice

yet you sound like the edgiest 16 year old possible

Actually Big Trouble in Little Chinatown is a good one. Also Escape from LA is a decent adventure movie

christ I found her tumbler and I can't fucking stand attention whores like this, though I'm still up for a rape

It's a wig
She's lesbian. Not bi
She's very leftist
She has awful feet
You aren't missing anything

that shirt must stink to high heaven, does she ever wear anything else

>mfw I successfully got the fat NEETs on Sup Forums to spam my pictures and increased my page views

Problem Child 2

hybridmurderbirds.tumblr.com/tagged/my face/

>she used to be a guy
would suck her feminine penis tbqh

is there a fappable album somewhere, I'm getting tired of looking at just her face

christ, is the penis gone?

cosplay tag has bodyshots

>this is how they spend their Sunday

how could the talk show thread get deleted and not this one?


Sup Forums you have problems

The frighteners

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I'm very disappointed, it's like s/he doesn't know how to whore

meh, she's like a dykier, bitchier not at qt version of soe

i'll just go fap to soe

This is actually an excellent recommendation that fits OP's description well. I only saw it for the first time a few months ago and had fun with it.

Ok, I see this bitch everywhere. Who is she?

it's a cosplaying transexual with a tumblr page that has like 1 fappable pic, it's so disappointing

who the fuck is this qt i keep seeing

>transexual

wrong

I was gonna say I think I see tits on there

I think it chopped its dick off but I don't know

there's some bullshit about pronouns on the tumblr page

Its not even worth my time to find out

Why is that loli upset?

thats because shes a raging sjw who thinks everyone should state their preferred pronouns because presuming is bad

shes a biological girl

she'll tell you all this if you just ask her

>talking to biological women
>ever

im a biological woman

oh yeah me too

females on my Sup Forums? no way

post feet

>"she/her pronouns, please"

Oh damn, this used to be a dude. Science is magical.

he is a very cute girl

I don't get it, did he start going on hormones when he was like 10?

>he

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proof where, you're all just pretending you wouldn't fuck, when you're really sad this will never lick your peepee.

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Don't worry user, I'm sad too. We're all gonna make it.

You know I've had two relationships that I fucked up, never had sex but did sexual stuff, and have been alone most of my life.

And I wish I've never been with a girl. You know that phrase "It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?" Yeah that's complete and utter bullshit. The exact opposite is true. After I'd been with a girl I knew what I was missing, and the memories burn in my skull.

What a tragedy. He could be a cute and pretty boy.

Now he's a monster.

Grass is always greener fampai. At least you know you've got the potential to get in another relationship.

I've had relationships and I've had sex, I've been alone for 13 years now after having several longer relationships and I've rejected like five women over these single years cause they didn't meet my standards and I didn't want anymore drama moreso than I wanted affection, humans are fucking complicated as fuck.

Being lonely, actually fucking lonely stings like a motherfucker.

>it's a cosplaying transexual

same

>when you're really sad you will never lick her peepee.
fixed that for u m8 no need 2 thank me ywyw

where's that from?

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see

>It has to be funny and comfy and adventurous with a cool mc and an interesting setting and story
The Rock´s The Rundown

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Those hands don't lie. Those are male hands.

this gave me ASMR thank you user

King Solomon's Mines (2004)
The Princess Bride
Stargate
National Treasure
The Mummy
The Goonies

Mario bros

Hector and the Search for Happiness
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Secret Life of Water Mitty
The Adventures of TinTin
Stardust
Pirates of The Caribbean
King Kong
Master and Commander

>she
Boringkate is 1000x more fuckable than this dickless fagboy

biowomen are on the way out