ITT: TV shows liberals and women will never understand

ITT: TV shows liberals and women will never understand

Sopranos
Deadwood

Liberals and women understand them fine.

It's just you look at combat and think it's a good thing, and we don't.

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There is a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckton of BoB and Gen Kill fic out there. A fuckton, son.

why

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Have you considered the possibility that you don't see combat as a necessity because you don't understand it?

>generation kill
>about a reporter from the most liberal rag they even made up rape allegations

GK isn't about the reporter it's about the battalion

I don't even know. But there is allllllllllll sorts of pairings. There's even Roe/Snafu and Liebgott/Snafu and Speirs/Roe and Nix/Winters and Roe/Babe and Speirs/Winters and Nix/Roe and Liebgott/Speirs and Roe/Spina and Babe/Toye and Toye/Gonorrhea and much more, but those are the ones off the top of my head.

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Im a liberal and I love both, but prefer the Pacific.

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Do you want a link?

n-no thanks

Almost all of Generation Kill episodes were directed by a women.

i'd bang her

Oh, user. It gets worse. There's the Alternate Universe shit: werewolves, alpha/omega mating cycles, in a band shit, soulmates, supernatural creatures in general, crossovers with Doctor Who, etc.

Found the liberal

Mmmk. It's a fucking glorious shitshow though.

All the best ones, too.

ww2 is liberal approved, nazis are acceptable badguys

what if i told you, the muslims do far worse things than the nazis ever did on a daily basis

Batman v superman

>as if any regular on Sup Forums has served in the US military
You don't understand, either. You're an anti-social weirdo who has never sacrificed or loved anything or anyone.

That's a bit mean

You will never understand it either you lazy fucking faggot
Don't pretend you understand the military just because you watched a fucking show about it

>I desperately cling to any possible association with people that have actually accomplished and sacrificed things because I'm a failure who's too lazy to accomplish or sacrifice anything myself

Generation Kill, like most war films, is liberal.
And if you think Generation Kill wasn't liberal then you missed the point.

so what you're saying is you don't understand it. well we already knew that.

Why do neckbeards hate women so much?

NONON IS A FUCKING SLUT

>Deadwood
This. Fucking Commies will never understand the true value and meaning of liberty.

>tfw the word liberal has been thrown around so much that half of Sup Forums literally doesn't know what a liberal is anymore

These are sure specific

What makes you so sure that no regular here has served?

> I'm special, let's all be in our hugbox

>I know you are but what am I?
top kek

makes sense since it's based on a reporter's point of view. now here's the real generation kill that liberals won't understand(TM)

Then why are you about to vote for Hillary 'Hacksaw from Arkansas' Clinton, the Butcher of Bengazi?

Probably doesn't want to entertain the idea that his country's military is filled with BBC and cunny obsessed teenagers

I remember a based Finn military user from a Sobel thread. Bretty gud guy. I'd buy him a drink if I ever met him in real life.

>liberals vote for clinton

Ayyy lmao. I and my liberal friends are voting for Trump. He's the only chance of preserving liberty in this country, especially with the only other choice being Shillary.

>all this talk about Generation Kill being liberal
Am I missing something here? I didn't think it had a message at all, it was just a bunch of dudes at war.

I was watching band of brothers with my liberal friend and he just kept asking why there were no black people in it, I tried to explain the context and time period but then he just started screaming racist and saying they should put black people in it anyway.

It was pretty anti-war.
That final scene of everyone gathered around the video they had recorded throughout the invasion and all of them realising how pointless it all was really solidifies this.

Stop making shit up user

>there were no black people in it

but that's what made it good

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If you mean classical liberal, I could have expected this, but if you're a Dem voter who has seen Hillary 'the Heaven's Gate cult was a kek' Clinton for what she is, I am pleasantly surprised.

There were black soldiers on Omaha Beach, according to John Ford, who died before PC was invented.

Hey, I'm a (gay) liberal and I loved GK and BoB. I also understand war movies very well. Love all the good ones.

Then again, I'm a war movie/documentary/game/video game nut, and a military brat, go hunting and fishing, and own multiple firearms.

I'm also voting for Trump, solely because voting for a traitor is unconscionable. Had it been Bernie I'd've happily voted Democrat.

I think you might be right with straight nu-male liberals and the large majority of women, though. Especially social justice whiners.

Post some excerpts.

I'll do one each for three pairings. Non-AU ones. Choose the three pairings.

My mom and sister loved BoB and they're both very liberal.

My choice are the three most full of cringe and out of character moments, everything else is up to you. Make me angry.

Oh baby, I'll do it just for you. Give me a moment.

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Women love cute boys what's new?

First one is Speirs/Winters with some Winters/Nix

>Speirs cut him off. “Take your shirt off and join me.”

>The look on the Captain’s face, as he made his way back into the water, made Dick think if he refused Speirs might chase him down and throw him in the water anyway. So, he slowly pulled his t-shirt over his head, shivering at the creepy grin Speirs was giving him. The Major dived in the water, the coolness engulfing him. As he appeared from the water a huge grin was spread across his face. The water was so calming, the feeling of peacefulness even stronger than before. He watched as Speirs swam closer to him, the Captain’s grin growing soft, and his eyes almost calming. It was a way the Major had never seen Speirs before.
“
>How many have you had, Major?”

>Mustering all the courage Dick could, he tried his best to glare at his subordinate. “I do not think that is an appropriate question for your superior officer, CAPTAIN!”

>Dick watched as Speirs moved in closer, no room to breathe between the two of them. “What’s wrong, Dick? Is your answer none?” Speirs chuckled, licking his lips.

>Dick could feel his face begin to burn a bright red. “But, but I’m your superior officer.” He replied lightly, his breaths growing raspy.

>“Not now you’re not.” Speirs growled, running his hand up Dick’s creamy white thigh.

>A light moan escaped the Major’s lips as Speirs made his way up his inner thigh, resting it lightly next to his growing hardness. Dick watched as Speirs leaned into him, running his tongue around Dick’s lips.

>“Excuse me?” A loud booming voice echoed.

>Dick watched as he and Speirs froze, their heads turning slowly to see an astonished Nixon glaring back at them.

>“NIX!” Dick yelled. “It’s not what it looks like.”

Second one: Liebgott/Webster

>“Do you like it, daddy?” Lieb asks in soft voice, lowering his lashes; a picture perfect of innocence when he smiles around the word daddy.

>Web growls, and pulls Lieb closer to him until their hips meet. He wants nothing more than to bend Lieb over the couch and slide into the wet heat, fucking him hard and good until Lieb is sobbing in ecstasy.

>But he keeps his arms circle around Lieb’s narrow waist for now; brushing his crotch against Lieb’s; grinning when Lieb moans from feeling Web’s hard cock.

>“Does that answer your question, princess?” Web says. Rolling out the words slowly. “Jesus, baby. You’re so gorgeous. Such a beautiful girl for me. Always so pretty.”

>Lieb keens, his face flushed with joy from the praise as he wraps his arms around Web’s neck and pulls him down to kiss him on the lips; soft brushes that make them both hum in pleasure. Then Web cups Lieb’s face gently in his hand; cradling his pointy chin and slotting their mouths with ease.

>They kiss slowly, like Web is handling a precious thing and Lieb is precious to him and feels so soft in his arms. That thought alone makes him want to spread Lieb’s legs wide and take his cock into his mouth just to make Joseph Liebgott gasp.

>“Turn around for me, baby girl,” Web demands, pushing on Lieb’s chest lightly. “Show me more.”

>He makes a circling motion with his fingers and Lieb smirks at him, lazy and swollen-lipped as he twirls on the spot; with his back to Web, Lieb bends over slightly, the frilly skirt brushes his thighs tantalizingly and Web finally sees the lacy underwear. It’s white and it hugs the curve of Lieb’s ass in all the right places.

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Wow, lost to laughter with the first five words.

>the ultimate sacrifice is no big deal, whats a real big deal? whether a man can use the ladies bathroom legally as part of his fetish


millenials.txt

Way of the Gun (pre-Usual Suspects McQuarrie) starts off with a woman (played by Sarah Silverman) running her mouth non-stop to the protagonists, who then proceed to lay blow after blow into her face, breaking her nose. A couple scenes later one of the protagonists tries to tell a guy to simply say 'faggot' while explaining the idiocy of political correctness under the idea that 'it's not what you say anymore, it's all in how you say it'.

Needless to say, liberal Hollywood critics hated the movie, but it later became a cult hit and McQuarrie then did Usual Suspects.

>no liberal or woman were serving in WW2, so obviously they don't understand a WW2 movie
>I need validation in my retarded hugbox by framing a question that makes me feel special because otherwise I cant function with my identity
>I need to be told that women and libruhs dont like what I like
How do you survive being this sad? Being this fragile?

Then you would sound like an alt-right retard, who is a big fan of false equivalents.

I can't tell if this is cringeworthy or not 'cause I'm tired of looking through Ao3 and I ain't touching LJ

So here's the third: Roe/Speirs

>Eugene grabbed him by the the back of the hair and dragged him into a kiss so harsh their teeth clacked. Ron grunted and quickly softened it up, giving in to the medic's grip and letting himself be kissed so consumingly. For such a small man, Eugene packed a lot of intensity and for one of the first times in his life he surrendered to it. Nixon cleared his throat to try and break it up but Eugene broke the kiss only when he was satisfied.

>Ron groaned as sharp teeth dragged over his lower lip as the kiss ended. He stared at the medic and his depthless eyes and his heart jumped up into his throat. He opened his mouth but words were gone. He got so tongue tied around Eugene and even when it was so important now he couldn't find something to say.

>"You don't just kiss me and run off into gunfire," Roe growled, tugging his hair before he dropped his hand. "Has a medic looked you over yet?" He didn't give the officer a chance to reply before he looked to Winters. "Has someone looked him over, sir?"

>"No, Doc, no one," Winters tattled, lips quirking in a smile when Nixon full on laughed for the first time in days. Speirs shot him a harsh look but it was wiped away when Roe snagged him by the belt and dragged him back to one of the largest chunks of rubble. Winters and Nixon followed suit and sat down to continue their strategy talk while Speirs got fussed over.

>Eugene didn't have time to be embarrassed or think too hard about the consequences of his actions as he looked over every inch of Speirs. He checked every clothing tear and blood splotch for a wound but his quick fingers thankfully found nothing. He retrieved the lieutenant's helmet and placed it in the man's waiting hands before continuing his check.

Because its easier to blame soemone else for your problems when you dont want to do any personal reflection or work on changing your own character. Neckbeard mumblers dont want or cant see how they may be at fault for why women dont want to put their baby dicks in their mouth.

>butcher of benghazi
>cleared of all charges from a republican committee

let me guess, next is MUH EMAILS

stay mad libfag

>Trump is the only chance of preserving liberty
>despite wanting to sue comedy programs for slander, shutting down newspapers and silencing criticism from oppositions to his campaign
>unironically believing this
How does one become this delusional? It baffles me.

She's been a known compulsive liar for a quarter century. The challenge would be to pick out times she didn't seem like a psychopath.

>false equivolence between transgender bathrooms and war
>thinking anyone even brought up the bathroom debate
Is it fun to just make up fake arguments in your head that nobody is having with you?

>but if you're a Dem voter who has seen Hillary 'the Heaven's Gate cult was a kek' Clinton for what she is, I am pleasantly surprised.
I never liked Hillary, and funnily enough it was Michael Moore's films which mostly exposed her as a fraud and a shill, so I could never support her, you know? I know Trump isn't perfect, but he's better than Hillary by a long shot.

>people who disagree with me are (((liberal)))
>I dont even know what that means anymore
I dont make entire threads to feel validated like some sad retard going "liberals and women! Amirite!!!?"

democrats arent liberal outside of economics

>a Republican committe cleared her
>"b-but she a liar!"
>FBI just recently cleared her of all suspicion concering the emails
>"b-but rigged election!!! CONSPIRACY"
>"MAGAAAA"

Trump is at 10 percent chance for possible victory. Btw

How is a man with zero political experience and will have zero support in Congress and the Senate, better than a possibly corrupt politician with 30 years of experience in government and has already worked at the highest levels of government?

I dont give a shit that shes corrupt if the opponent is a literal baffoon. Come on, user.

There are black people in episode 5, the truck drivers from the Red Ball Express.

Also, 250,000 african americans served in WWII segregated battalions. Including that famous all black fighter group that was responsible for a few hundred aerial kills

A woman would understand HBO war shows just as well as some dude on a Tibetan basket weaving imageboard.

Very good book. Helped me a lot to prepare for OCS