Teddy Edition
Willoresfags stay out.
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Teddy Edition
Willoresfags stay out.
Old thread
FIRST FOR SIZEMORE
The Loris
12 hours in paint. pls no bully
If you take the limiter off the Shrink and Growth rays, imagine the possibilities.
GROWIN BOY
7th for MuhLores.
could we possibly get to SUBATOMIC levels of entertainment lads?
JUST
If the park is shrunk, how do they film it for the show? Checkmate shrinkfags
I assume the override codes only arnold knew but he hid them with the hosts program and that is what the maze leads to and is what ford is searching for
thanks
they arent actually shrink "rays"
its a shrink "wave"
a specialized microwave is used to achieve the shrinking process
there is a booth and once you enter it shrinks all contents inside, whick would explain the flies
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Lawrence best host. Maeve a shit.
>what are microscopes?
stay cucked 1:1 faggot
they shrink the cameramen too you dolt
This.
Shrink waves, yes
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>no ass
>Sizemore
>Size more
Woah. What if he is only there to sabotage the shrink ray?
>muh robot
>muh consciousness
Literally baby's first scifi and scientifically impossible. There have been so many previous movies about this subject and become less creative as it goes. This show did absolutely nothing to add on top of it, which results in a boring pile of shit. You could put everything plot related material into a 10 mins short video, yet this shit spams into 10 eps and more than 12 hrs of steaming horse feces. Pretentiously vague dialogue provides nothing to the no-brainer plot but just adding runtime, and most of the acting or cgi scenes looks fake and amateur. Even the nude shootings are unsatisfied and unfappable. Bravo, HBO.
Also, lets see those fucking retarded casts:
>female robot protagonist is a flat chest flat ass manface whose most curved part of her body is her giant fucking jaw
>male lead is a pedo looking hobo c-listed nobody who couldn't even be cast in a homemade porno
>black dressing edgylord acting edgy just to grab those 15 yrs old audiences
>evil head of plot is renown oscar winner who does nothing but acting like a parkinson patient and saying shit to advance the plot
>two hookers one ugly gorilla in her 50s and the other horseface arab who makes Huma Abedin like a 10/10
>technology negro who wears glasses but never use those fucking lens to look at people or stuffs and just to make show look diverse
>potty mouth womanlet lesbo with bedroom eyes who adds nothing to plot but just there to swear and grab those dyke and faggot audiences
>mid-aged soccer mom who can't hide 57 wrinkles on her face with those heavy makeup and couldn't stop putting cylinder shaped object into her mouth
>the rest of cast are interchangeable and irrelevant to the plot anyway
This is a shitty show, and anyone who likes or even enjoys it doesn't has an aesthetic standard of a normal human being. Even a pleb fresh outta reddit, just like 85% of this board, should feel their low intelligence has been seriously insulted after watching 5 min of this shit.
Indubitably, shrink waves
Anyone else hate William, it has nothing to do with shit like, "oh he's a cuck and white knight, Logan is better". I geniunely think he's a terrible character, dude is just a stuck up asshole. The guy who plays him is a good actor, but writers are trying to make him as unlikeable as possible even though he's a protagonist. He's ruining a bit of the show for me tbqfh
Perfect feet
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>muh robot
>muh consciousness
Literally baby's first scifi and scientifically impossible. There have been so many previous movies about this subject and become less creative as it goes. This show did absolutely nothing to add on top of it, which results in a boring pile of shit. You could put everything plot related material into a 10 mins short video, yet this shit spams into 10 eps and more than 12 hrs of steaming horse feces. Pretentiously vague dialogue provides nothing to the no-brainer plot but just adding runtime, and most of the acting or cgi scenes looks fake and amateur. Even the nude shootings are unsatisfied and unfappable. Bravo, HBO.
Also, lets see those fucking retarded casts:
>female robot protagonist is a flat chest flat ass manface whose most curved part of her body is her giant fucking jaw
>male lead is a pedo looking hobo c-listed nobody who couldn't even be cast in a homemade porno
>black dressing edgylord acting edgy just to grab those 15 yrs old audiences
>evil head of plot is renown oscar winner who does nothing but acting like a parkinson patient and saying shit to advance the plot
>two hookers one ugly gorilla in her 50s and the other horseface arab who makes Huma Abedin like a 10/10
>technology negro who wears glasses but never use those fucking lens to look at people or stuffs and just to make show look diverse
>potty mouth womanlet lesbo with bedroom eyes who adds nothing to plot but just there to swear and grab those dyke and faggot audiences
>mid-aged soccer mom who can't hide 57 wrinkles on her face with those heavy makeup and couldn't stop putting cylinder shaped object into her mouth
>the rest of cast are interchangeable and irrelevant to the plot anyway
This is a shitty show, and anyone who likes or even enjoys it doesn't has an aesthetic standard of a normal human being. Even a pleb fresh outta reddit, just like 85% of this board, should feel their low intelligence has been seriously insulted after watching 5 min of this shit.
Wouldn't that give you cancer
why did they shrink dolores' breasts and butt more than the rest of her body?
HOL UP
YOU MEEN 2 SAY THEY BE USIN A """""MICRO"""""WAVES N SHEEEIT
>microwaves cause cancer
american education everybody
Does this show actually have interesting things to say or is it just petty soap opera fodder like GoT?
What if MiB accidently had his wang stuck in the shrink field for too long, and now he's spent 30 years hunting down the elusive embiggening ray deep inside the maze to make himself a "growing boy"? It's the only theory that makes sense
if only this pasta was as fresh as the writing on Westworld :^)
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Ford said they can cure all diseases. So, yes, but they don't care
I like this new theory
SHRINK WAVES IS A GO
These strange delights have violent rapes
>there are posts in this thread that don't include the word shrink
Do you love Elsie?
Fuck off shrinkwavesfag. Everyone here knows it's shrink RAYS. Do you even watch this show?
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Btw who else pumped for this episode
Adorable
Wat do?
It's actually shrink booth
>you will never shrink yourself down and enter Dolores body, allowing you to live a comfortable life embedded inside her bosom
Why even live bros
>blacked
Embrace the truth, heathens.
>she will never find out my fetish and blackmail me
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>mixing shrinkRAYS with shrinkWAVES
that'd kill the guests S.M.H
the microwave in your kitchen dont cause cancer
it makes water molecules in the food vibrate so fast that it causes heat and thats what heats up the food
it would cook the guests but thats why he said it was a specialized wave
not really a microwave
dumb bitch that's a single action revolver
you need to cock it to fire
come here, let's cuddle instead before you hurt yourself
Whould shrink ray work on SizeMore?
That's dangerous thinking user
Punch her in her manly chin then rape her
>that ass
God damn it she could have been perfect. How do women with hank hill asses not kill themselves?
It would actually make him bigger
>a focused ray of photons can effect every molecule on your body
its a shrink wave, bub
>shrink rays
Wait, I thought this was a meme. People actually think that's what goes on in the show?
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>shrink booth
supports the shrink waves arguement
Teddy's a cuck
OUR SHIP
We don't think that's what goes on
We KNOW that's what goes on
when ford goes to have a walk in the park with the little kid he you can see an old train station that could be arrivals in the old timeline but when william and logan arrive the trains and the station are completely different
>being this new
Shrink rays been confirmed for a long time
Teddy is Chad even if he is Ai Chad, William is ourguy.
If you paid extra would they shrink you down more and let you enter the hosts? I could only wish
i think he meant """micro"""wave as a joke
>still no webm of GROWIN BOY
>not even a youtube video of that scene
Damn,i wish i could meme.
You dense motherfuckers. None of you are right.
THEY'RE USING SHRINK GAS
It's all following Ant-man rules
Why do you think Dolores heard Bernard voice? He shrunk himself down into her ear.
the entire park fits on a tiny table. what else except shrink rays can it damn be?
you dont science do you?
Shit ship.
It's going in the same direction as stories like blade runner, Jurassic park, (and to some extent, Groundhog Day). I'd say yes, but it's not terribly original in terms of the components used to state its moral/philosophical themes.
Can't wait for William to turn into our guy
>remembering MiB prompts Dolotores to shoot the guy
>she then runs into William
umm
Wtf
This makes more scientific sense than a ray
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Soon
Leaked scene from ep 6
Which is the water molecules inside your body cooking your cells. Thus forcing your body to repair them at a faster rate giving you cancer
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that's too big
shrink it some more
Sup Forums stream?
Oh I must have fucked up making the screencap, here's the actual EP6 scene
this
imagine how RELENTLESS that shrinkray would have to be
Streaming this with Sup Forums sounds like it would be a
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DELET
They're finally going to show the use of Shrink Tech in this episode. Judging by Bernard's facial hair it's probably a flashback
questions for shrinkfags
why has shrinking never been eluded to by employees? I'd expect at least one snarky comment
what's even the point of shrinking besides to save on real estate? why bother?
explain the physics of shrinking because it shouldn't make sense. you'd break the universe if you altered the size of atoms and their energy requirements
where does the shrinking actually take place? the train/bar? does the room shrink as well? how does it connect to the next/previous room? how do you enter shrinkworld? surely there's a barrier that protects shrunken molecules from being disturbed by non shrunken.
why is the employee facility seemingly built into the landscape? if WW is merely a dollhouse, why bother?
where is the shrunken WW dollhouse stored?
how would the satellite uplink work if it's shrunken and contained in a domed shrink space?
wouldn't there be health concerns with spending too much time shrunken?
>/wwg/ finally returned to shrinkposting
Finally, the timelinebabbies were getting annoying
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>wouldn't there be health concerns with spending too much time shrunken?
Probably, that might be why guests can only stay 28 days (and staff get rotated every 2 weeks(iirc?))
gross
wtf no
you are le dumb
quickly yell the dreamless slumber cheat code then dash punch her in the face as she falls to the ground then spin and catch the gun and holster it
>this post
Just.......incredible.