Did anyone actually find this sexy?

Did anyone actually find this sexy?

It just comes off as looking weird

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IMAGINE

I M A G I N E

Fuckin great body with a semi shit face....you are just a faggot

IMAGINE

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Can we get that gif up in this bitch please? I've been looking for it but now it's pretty relevant

It is supposed to be awkward you stupid fuck

While the meme is funny, I had diamond boner during that scene.

Will someone post the pasta!

JLC has given me boners ever since I saw A Fish Named Wanda.

D A N C E F O R M E

yes, heterosexual men

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it was sexy because shes not a professional dancer

Imagine being Mildred in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, for my career and the money." when all she really wants to do is fuck Arnold's hot blone wife. Like seriously imagine having to be Mildred and not only clean that desk while Arnold flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, shift after shift, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in the house tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of pedros and carloses and later alleged border jumpers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Guatemala. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with steroids in the previous months. And then Maria calls for another shift, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mildred. You're not going to lose your future Hispanic Arnold son over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

that cut of underwear can make anyone look unsexy

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It as sexy you guys are just faggots whose ideal women are pornstars. Try going outside for once fags. #imout #haokbye

>faggot

>mfw I've nearly been caught fapping to this scene on multiple occasions

10/10 body, 0/10 face

I think she looks better than most porn stars, but that's just me.

Jamie Lee Curtis is a known hermaphrodite.

I thought she was really cute in Halloween, but not in anything else.

>mfw I have no face

No way

Tia Carrera was hotter

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Man, I never knew Bowie had such nice tits. I always remember him being flat chested, but I guess the special effects department deserves a round of applause.

My stepdad did apparently *shudder*

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Do you ever visit your real dad in the cuck shed?

Yes

>My wife's son

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But that's just a conspiracy

honestly this is a really good movie

Fukken saved

I watched it the other day. It really is. The hot asian lady will always be one of my childhood faps.

YOU MAY SAY I'M A DREAMER

There is no credible evidence for this rumor. It's one of those urban myths that people keep spreading without questioning the source. Her parents picked the name Jaime because they didn't know the sex of the child before birth and wanted to pick something that would work regardless of the baby being a boy or girl.

it was pretty sexy before you could literally turn on the internet and google naked women any minute of the day

>picking two names and just waiting until it's born
>nah, that's too fucking hard

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>turn on the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

This. The internet has ruined everything honestly. And there's nothing we can do.

it must suck not getting that sense of thrill in your teens when finding your dad's dirty mag stash or watching an adult rated film, because you've inadvertently been exposed to much worse since 6 years old

>it must suck not getting that sense of thrill in your teens when finding your dad's dirty mag stash or watching an adult rated film
But I did though. I'm 27 so when i was a kid we still had VHS and all that shit.

So is any collaboration of two or more people, and I'm sure it takes at least that many to pluck off a penis.

How's this guys

Imagine being Shinji in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Asuka, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific overcompetitive attitude. I would totally have sex with you, both comatose and conscious." when all he really wants to do is give Kaoru more head during piano lessons. Like seriously imagine having to be Shinji and not only stand in that room while Asuka Langley Sohryu flaunts her disgusting breasts in front of you, the comatose state barely concealing her rotten personality, and just sit there, load after load, hour after hour, while she wastes time for Nerv. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking hairstyle but her haughty attitude as everyone watching eva says MUH WAIFU and I WANT TO FUCK THAT 14 YEAR OLD because they're not the ones who have to stand there and feel their unfulfilled desires contort into sick fucking thoughts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of older women and angels and later clones of your mom for your ENTIRE TIME at Nerv coming straight out of your parentless trashheap in Tokyo. You've never even felt anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can feel the penis envy that's breaking out in her damaged mind as she reflects on her failed endeavers with Kaji, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to save mankind by standing there and revelling in her "vunderbar (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with her superiors back in Germany. And then Anno calls for a redraw, and you know you could turn every single person on the staff into LCL before the lance could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Shinji. You're not going to get in the fucking robot over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

i meant in general, for those that have grown up during the internet age

Asuka is top tier, please kys

>arguing over names with your hubby or waifu
Look, picking a name for your baby isn't as easy as black people make it sound. Some people spend way too much time trying to pick the right name and still fight over whether or not it's good. Also, it was a suggestion made by a close friend of their family to go with a name that would fit both sexes. They did the same thing with their other daughter as well.

I gagged desu, she moves so awkwardly.

these youngins dont know about the era where porn was rare. they will never appreciate finding that nudie mag in the woods

True, you would jerk off to that magazine for about a month.

To be honest, other than her face, that body is really hot.

i remember getting a hold of a victoria secret catalog and treasuring it like it was gold...

>find nudie mag in the woods while on a schooltrip
>all the boys crowd around the guy with the nudie mag
>girls start wondering what's up with us
>see us staring at a nudie mag
>close-ups of pussies, breasts, erotic stories, all sorts of debauchery
>girls actually tell on us and get the teachers involved
>all of us (except the girls obviously) get put in detention
>all the parents receive a phonecall about how their son is a sexual deviant

I find it sexy, but I want to bang a lot of weird looking broads, so my taste probably can't be trusted.

>do your best sexy face Jamie

>ywn be the bro that leaves porn in wooded areas for young men to discover

Born too late boys, kids probably don't even go in the woods anymore unless they're being brought there by a sexual predator.

>she's supposed to be a loving wife
Oh god.. I would love to be 40 and still have a wife that looks like that

I often wonder how that phenomenon even started. Who was the first to do it how did it catch on? so many questions that first guy was a hero

Well, one thing I know, is that when the heat got too hot on my porn stash as a kid, into the woods it went.

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I almost threw up lads.

It's supposed to look somewhat awkward. She was coming out of her shell. Her character likely hadn't done anything like that in 20 years

What's it like being gay?

>this is what she did to help her take a shit before Activia.

Gee Arnold your mom lets you have TWO bedrooms?

I'd still fuck her now desu

The whole movie has a weird amoral pervy vibe to it.

>White women

That just makes her hotter.

amazing body, but that fucking face
fucking ruins it

Yes.

That's why.

You'll understand someday.

Is she the textbook example of butterface?

She looks like a Xenomorph queen

Except I don't want to fuck it.

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I still fap to this