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>tfw coming home after a long day of putting up with global warming to your wife getting that girthy penguin dick on the side

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fuck this cuck shit. i hope your mother cucks your father faggot

Idris Elba as Homewrecker
John Cusack as husband
Bryce Dallas Howard as wife

i got nat geo wild to relax, but its just too raw. i always get depressed

Danny DeVito

>Gets cucked
>woman chooses chad penguin
>loses a eye
>Trips on his way out

the cuck meme has gone to far

this is a tale of desperation, not of cucking
it's pain and despair

>you know what I don't want this wife I just want to go to the beach

Why are you assuming it lost its eye?

The narrator only said eye gouging. If you're referring to OP pic those types of penguins have all black eyes.

What type of penguin is it?

I dont know, does it matter or are you genuinely curious? Google penguin and you'll see penguins with black eyes. Also look at the female penguin's black eye in OP.

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the yt comment section is a gold mine

>tfw you'll never be a penguin

I'm genuinely curious. I think they are "Jackass" as in donkey penguins but that's not the scientific name.

Brad and Angelina and Depp.

Guys, why are we taking the narrator's word for it? It could be that the penguins positions were reversed, AKA random guy penguin invades nest and papa penguin slaps the shit out of him

>hurr hurr the penguin got cucked
No, stop this shit, this penguin isn't some 'pathetic male' he fought and almost lost an eye for that whore, he did the best he could tb h and he shouldn't be ashamed.

Id watch that. That's probably what night crawlers is, or at least part of it.

He fought for a whore and lost to an alpha.
That is the modern definition of a cuckold.

Found it. They are African penguins aka the jackass penguin or black footed penguin.

Based Steve.
So comfy.

>Pick a fight with chad because he fucked your wife
>Chad beats the shit out of you
>Penguin whore went out later that night to get some fish while he prolly starved to death
>Chad will let the beta male kids die most likely

nah senpai he hit new levels of cucked we haven't even thought about

>Steve bros on my Sup Forums
Just when I was losing my hopes with this board

>he shouldn't be ashamed
Cuck spotted. He just lost his chance to mate. Thousands of other penguins were watching. No other female in their right mind would want to be with him now, they all know. All the other female penguins would just laugh at her, and she'd never deal with that. He's probably sitting on his phone right now posting in /r9k/ about the other penguin cheating by hiding in the burrow, and how he was a penguin going his own way the entire time.

>That is the modern definition of a cuckold.
Except it isn't

t.cuck

>t. guy that fought for a whore & lost to chad

Epic t. meme !
>don't agree with my made up definition ? t. cuck xD
>fighting and losing is 'le cuck'
kys

This is why betas should only go after the uggos and fatties that the Chads don't want.

Sad to see but he at least had the backbone to fight for his right to party, something no Sup Forums user would have the courage to do.

>she's got no time for losers

Christ, this guy is a severe cuck

damn nigga why are you so triggered, hittin too close to home?

Simply epic meme. t. cuck ! t. numale ! I'm alpha ! t.cuck !

unironically this.

atleast he fought
he'd be a true 100% if he had done nothing about it

Was it a BBC or a Chad that cucked you?

>this fucking thread

t.cuck

Doesn't work. First you'll look like a faggot with a shit woman next to you and a woman is still a woman, she'll still manage to fuck things up.

Who is this?

Steve MRE, Youtube search it. It's a god tier channel.

PENGUIND

>even penguins get cucked
There's no safety in this world

I learned one thing from this thread. Aut-Right is just as annoying as SJW with their bullshit

Sure there is, it's called ISLAM dumb white bitch.

Those who fights monsters etc

>"Husband & wife"
>American """nature documentaries"""

>being this full of shit
Kys.
Someone post the image for this retard to shut the fuck up. You know the one.

Yurostan is foreign to the concept of monogamy since the Holy Quran only permits underage cunny harems

Say no more fâm

>hurr guy wearing mask!

You dont get it user, Im saying you are both equally annoying, not that you are the same as SJW in any other way.

please fuck off with your righteous indignation you 22 year old community college dropout

THIS IS THE ONE.
There's only two tripshits ITT and both of them are based. We're entering a new era of Sup Forums, good.
See Shut the fuck up, faggot.

can someone edit the feelguy to be a penguin and greentext some penguin speak?

id do it but i have no talent

>people suck
Welcome to the real world

>muh image!

I directly referenced it, so I obviously knew what you were referring to so why would I need to see it again?

You are annoying with your buzzword usage and your need to shill your stupid "waaaa Im such a victim!" world view everywhere. Go back to 4+Sup Forums and circle jerk about how the holocaust never happened.

no one does

Not saying I'm a victim? Pretty sure no one is bitching about victimhood except SJWs?
>Being this much of a triggered asswipe
Consider suicide my man. There ain't no safe spaces here you weak cuck.

>There ain't no safe spaces here you weak cuck.

there it is, the "alpha male" grand standing. Youre such a little bird brained retard you dont even understand that Im not a leftist at all, so you just spout the same few cookie cutter buzzwords you know because youre "part of something"

and I guarantee you unironically believe your life sucks dick right now not because of your own fault, but because of the jews or whatever.

>spend days building nest for penguin wife
>spend days finding her the best pebble to seal your marraige
>go out and risk your life everyday from sea lions and birds of prey getting food for her so she can be safe
>come home and find Chadguin is fucking her
>they kick you out

>He keeps sperging out because people don't agree with his weak shit
What a loser you are.
>Projecting
Kys.

>loser
>weak

user, your utter fear of failure is what shows everyone that you are omega tier so none of this show boating alpha male shit is impressing anyone at all. You never have sex because youre too scared to even approach women and then laugh at a guy who got dumped to make yourself feel better.

>kys

this is also how I know youre like 20

thanks nigger

>being either of these people
Male-female interactions (and society at large) are being broken down, but for reasons neither of you will ever become conscious of or admit to

t. socially awkward virgin whos never been in a relationship

Which actress will voice this penguin in the upcoming Disney animated classic?

No he's right. You guys don't understand the difference between being fucked over and being cucked.

Dignity cannot be taken, it has to be given away. Cuckolds give away their dignity. They give away the only thing they have that can't be taken. They go far beneath what little is expected from a beta.

That penguin fought for what was his.

I've fucked three hijabis this semester. Not even Allah can stop them.

How can you tell one penguin from another anyway? Those could all be female penguins in some kind of lesbian penguin brawl.

Actually, that sounds awesome.

Fran Drescher

let's get this out on a tray

nice!

>filename

Underrated

Cuckhold is literally just a person whose spouse cheats on them.

You're thinking of Cuckhold fetish, which is willingly allowing that to happen.

Savage

my ex-wife on the weekends

amirite fellas :^)

You guys should watch National Geographic Wild more often. You'll find lots of JUST shit there. Nature is so brutal

I want to shot that sea lion, or do you think it got eaten by a shark?

>Chad beats the shit out of you
Wrong, Chad is fucking covered in blood just as bad as Penguindad.

Lulz ! How mad are you, cuck?

>gather your dignity and walk away
>trips on a branch

More than likely this sea lion can't mate because it's too small/weak/stupid/young to defeat the alpha male who controls the entire harem of females, so it's all sexually frustrated.

It's basically sea lion elliott rodger

except that sea lion actually got some poon.

>that music and editing

It's like the memes say

>I like keeping my eggs warm

>During another attack, the seal eventually left off having sex with the penguin and then just killed and ate it.

top kek

>top kek

Using shit memes stolen by reddit

reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2vqqEkncU

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>Being a fucking loser to this point
What a pitiful fuck you are.

>Implying chad bleeds his own blood

CHAD WINS AGAIN

...later on that day

youtube.com/watch?v=so6LSuM3BhI

Well, ok, but when we convulsively shout KEK, are we talking about someone who has been cuckholded or someone who is a fetishist?

The latter makes more sense. To be cuckholded is to be a victim of circumstance. To be a fetishist is an actual insult.