Are you attractive enough to reject Olivia Wilde?

Are you attractive enough to reject Olivia Wilde?

no im so ugly and so horny

i'm as much of an autist as theodore so maybe

Yeah

and I'd rather have Kiera Knightley

/thread

I laughed but you

Definitely.

she wouldn't even talk to my ugly ass

Tell me a bedtime story about her jaw.

Yeah.
Pic related, I was the third from the right.

>he'd rather have a bargain-brand Hershlag
You fucking gay or something?

>Are you attractive enough to reject Olivia Wilde?
But that's not what happened in the film. He clearly did not reject her, but she was a psycho bitch and he dodged a bullet.

I'm not even attractive enough to reject Steve Buscemi

Post you're a really creepy dude webm now

When did Johnny Cash turn into a beta nu-male?

that scene was so fucking awkward

NO TONGUE

go teach your mother how to kiss wtf I cringed

I'd rather have phone sex with ScarJo than regular sex with Olivia Wilde

Scarjo was already ugly at the time of this film tho

You aren't implying worst Phoenix is attractive?

Debatable. Her voice sure wasn't though.

What was your favorite exchange in this movie? For me? It was this one.
You only need Joaquin's lines to make it great.

>Go to planning room, standard plan.
>Next.
>Next.
>Send message: "I'm in the seat next to you. I'm glad you can't sleep. Even if you were, I have to wake you up from the inside." Send message.
>SexyAgent has accepted invitation from BigGuy4u. Planning beings now.
>"Yeah, well, Dr. Pavel was already taken"
>"So you're SexyAgent"
>"Yes, definitely"
>"umm, are you wearing any masks?"
>"Sounds painful"
>"now, now my plan is executing itself all over your aircraft"
>"'I'm talking to you from behind this mask"
>"...."
>"what?"
>"ummm. Okay. I'm crashing your plane. I've got it, I'm crashing your plane from the tail"
>"..."
>"I'm I'm crashing -- the wings are falling off and it's, it's tipping upwards, it's so crashed, it's crashing. It's a crashed plane. It's a crashed plane and I'm crashing it."
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"yeah me too"

Well that was forced

>somebody actually took the time to type this out

Kek

young Olivia Wilde? no.
old Olivia WIlde? yes.

have a (you), I enjoyed this. You took the time to watch the scene and then write it.

Nobody is

I'm so insecure that I'd find a way to screw things up before she could find out that I have performance anxiety though. That's what I usually do, which is kinda shitty since one fuels the other

She's old now. Plus she seems insufferable to be around based on interviews and twitter and stuff. I'd bang if this was young Olivia before she pumped out a couple kids, but this is an easy rejection now.

good stuff