Seinfeld

>Episodes of Seinfeld that would have been over in 3 minutes because of the common ownership of mobile phones seen in the future.

whoah guys.....did you know this contemporary sitcom from 20 years ago would have been completely different if the inventions we had now existed back then?!?!

That episode with the MovieFone guy
I was actually just thinking about how anyone in the future watching the episodes where they talk about Cuban cigars probably won't get it because they're not banned anymore

jry get ipd

if you didn't realize, this is the whole basis of the show. larry david understood that all of these topics would become irrelevant in the future but the humor would continue to allow people to watch it.

inside penis defection?

Even BB has a Cuban Cigar illegality reference.
Another episode: The Contest
>All the guys have porn within a few seconds of smartphone use and lose

women don't have mobiles nor view porn to get off?

Women don't need to do it as badly. That was a joke that was even in the episode.

umm are you kidding me? gender is a social construct you fucking scum.

George's part in The Chinese Restaurant where he's waiting the entire time for the payphone.
Kramer getting the directions wrong in The Stranded.

The one where they're all driving to a cabin for a weekend. Jerry is following George to get there but George speeds off and Jerry just has to give up on his weekend.

Why didn't they all just rape Elaine?

no one had a cell phone to record it dum dum.

Why didn't they all just eat out Elaine?

lrk mr

Why are they all doing that thing with their lips?

Smiling?

>george is getting upset
>takes out cellphone
>george isn't getting upset anymore

My penis is a social construct.

um no the way you act because of your penis is a social construct you scum.

Achkthually, my penis is the source of my life energy. Everything flows from my tip through my scrote and up and throughout my nervous system. Any semblance of reasonability aside from my natural urge to fuck is a mere illusion, and in fact, the social dichotomies that have been recently constructed, namely politcal correctness, social justice, and neo-progressivism are all contrived machinations of my penis in order to destabilize our society that more forceable forms of mating can occur without the rule of law as a hinderance.

Source: My penis.

This is an incredibly stupid thread. What point are you making? That the plot of this particular episode of Seinfeld isn't completely timeless because the ubiquity of a certain technology that exists today didn't exist in that time? So what?

>gender is a social construct
>men dont have babies because of the way they are raised

You wanna know what's timeless?

I have an idea. Why?

I was just gonna say airline food.

Psyche, it's my penis

Smi...ling?

tell that to the rest of the faggots on Sup Forums