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Jaxson Rodriguez
Juan Clark
literal manchild
Parker Taylor
Part 2:
At first my friend tried to take some distance by politely telling that he has other things to do and that he'd like to spend some time by himself. Satanachia of course took this as an insult and started sending more and more abusive text messages and ignoring them didn't seem to have any effect. Eventually my friend became angry and decided that he too has use more aggressive measures if the polite ones didn't work. He went to his record shelf, took all the Azazel albums that he had, carefully smashed them into small pieces with a hammer, put them all in a plastic bag and taped it on to Satanachia's door with a message that said "this is how much I care about spending time with you and your band".
Well, Satanachia considered this a declaration of war and decided to act quickly. Enraged like an angry child, this forty-year-old man then started calling all major the figures in the Finnish BM scene (Werwolf, Sova, Raikku of Archgoat etc.) and told them that there's a BLACK METAL WAR going on in Mänttä and that this guy from these bands is a traitor and an asshole. The purpose of these phone calls was to make sure that the people are loyal to the right person when it comes to the Mänttä BM war.
My friend didn't know that this declaration of war had spread all over the country and he only heard about it later on when he went to Black Flames of Blasphemy to see some bands. When he was there, Raikku from Archgoat came to talk to him and jokingly asked if there was some sort of war going on in Mänttä.
At this point my friend said "fuck this, I give up" and apparently he and Satanachia signed a peace treaty in the same event.
>Editorial notes:
Mänttä: A small and irrelevant town in Finland
Werwolf: The sole member of Satanic Warmaster
Sova: Demonos Sova of Barathrum
Raikku of Archgoat: Most likely referring to the vocalist/bassist Lord Angelslayer as his real first name is Rainer
Ethan Ortiz
Carson Kelly
Haha is that pic from that finnish bm documentary? I think I remember that dude just being a drunken goofball.
Blake Howard
That pic is perfect
Colton Rogers
Are there any good albums from bands generally considered shit/generic/too mainstream?
I've always avoided bands like Dimmu Burger, Cradle of Filth, Inquisition, Immortal, etc due to their rep. Do these bands have any good albums I should check out or just absolute tr@sh?
Nathan Nguyen
my nigger
the Polish scene is one of the best in the game atm
Josiah Morris
Reposting this if anyone's interested
Josiah Sanchez
immortal are a great band you idiot, how did you get memed into thinking they are on the level of clowns like Dimmu or CoF?
Check out Pure Holocust if you like raw 2nd wave bm and check out At the Heart of Winter if you like RIFFS and blackthrash and check out the debut if you like [spoiler]malign[/spoiler]